🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber acts like she doesn’t know she’s a gross Cthulhu monster. Everyone deserves love, I believe that, but I don’t wanna see it if you’re not a fit 20 something & everything is where it’s supposed to be. I can’t imagine her being a sexual woman, even in a fever induced, NyQuil overdose where I’m seeing multicolored Fantasia elephants dancing around my living room. Well, I guess I don’t need imagination anymore, we have only fans now. Lucky us. Thx Amber.
 
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Aside from being morbidly obese, I think the whole whoring yourself out on OnlyFans is just ugly. Do what you want, but it's a repulsive cash grab when you have options in your life. You want the kind of fanbase who pays to gawk at your naked form? Okay then.
 
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It's blatantly obvious that she's competing with The Fridge with this mess. Well, since Density dumped her ass, actually. The backhanded comments, fake "awwww, so pretty", the buying of her friendship/Density's love, the engagement situation, and now OF. She, of course, would post some inkling of content just as Dana starts posting hers. Pathetic attempt at self-validation, if you ask me. Like she wants to have a "Am I prettier than her" contest via the internet.
 
Borbie Dahl said:
Amber acts like she doesn’t know she’s a gross Cthulhu monster. Everyone deserves love, I believe that, but I don’t wanna see it if you’re not a fit 20 something & everything is where it’s supposed to be. I can’t imagine her being a sexual woman, even in a fever induced, NyQuil overdose where I’m seeing multicolored Fantasia elephants dancing around my living room. Well, I guess I don’t need imagination anymore, we have only fans now. Lucky us. Thx Amber.
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In the past, Amber has said that "[she's] pretty and that's all that matters." Also, in a somewhat recent video, I think it was around the time they got that giant "meeeer" to decorate the new place, she said that in her mind, she does not see herself as large as she really is. I think she really doesn't believe she's a gross Cthulhu monster. I can't wrap my head around how that's possible, but I also can't wrap my head around a 500lb 30 year old woman who wears her hair in mini-bunches and stupid teenager clothing.
 
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Borbie Dahl said:
Amber acts like she doesn’t know she’s a gross Cthulhu monster. Everyone deserves love, I believe that, but I don’t wanna see it if you’re not a fit 20 something & everything is where it’s supposed to be. I can’t imagine her being a sexual woman, even in a fever induced, NyQuil overdose where I’m seeing multicolored Fantasia elephants dancing around my living room. Well, I guess I don’t need imagination anymore, we have only fans now. Lucky us. Thx Amber.
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She would be the hippo butts that come in after the elephants in fantasia. Also it's robittusin that brings the elephants, nyquil just gets you drunk. You need a bottle that only contains dextromethorphan as the main ingredient so you don't die. Nyquil helped kill heath ledger stay away from that, plus he had no elephants, shitty way to go.
 
The Patreon tiers:
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Let's get personal.

$20 per month:

-Access to personal Q&As randomly. Ask me LITERALLY ANYTHING.
-3 times a month get access to something I have written, whether it be poetry, a quote, journal entry, short stories, etc.
-Guided journal prompts, questions about yourself, scenarios, etc. (reasons to write) posted every single day.
-One on one communication. Send me a private message. Let's talk! I will reply to every single message. (Messages that aren't ass-patting anyways. :story:)
-Top Patrons shoutout at the beginning of each month in a YouTube video.
***More benefits will be added eventually.

Seven

$77 per month:

Everything from the other tier, 77 is just a wonderful number. ;)

(Personalized dedication: Special Offer - 14 days left
You will receive a personal shout out on Youtube!) (What a fucking deal! :woo:)

No fucking thank you, you loon. For 77 dollars a month, I can spend it on heat and ruin my brain in a far more productive manner.
 
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Three times a month get access to something I have written, whether it be poetry, a quote, journal entry, short stories, etc.
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Journal entry: February 2, 2021
Started a patreon!

Poem:
I heard the wind
I heard the rain
I went to sleep
My life is pain

Quote: "You're all dispektful pieces of shit."

There's the type of kwality kontent I expect the fatberg to put out, and I'm probably overestimating the effort she will put in.
 
If someone actually paid for Rebecca's art, I can see why Amberlynn thinks she can sell her writings.
 
JFC, a fuckin' Patreon.

Bitch has no shame, obvi. Patron of WHAT? Seeing how much she can eat at one feeding? Al does nothing. Al creates nothing. Al IS nothing. But yeah, pledge her your money because something, something, she deserves it.
And the idiots will fucking DO it.

Yes, I am MOTI.
Oh well.
I need a damn drink.
 
I can't imagine that many people would spend $20 a month to support Amber's favorite poet, Amberlynn Reid. She'd probably clean up if her lowest tier was $5 or less, all the idiots who spend that -and more - on superchats would sign up.

I'm sure we all know how this is going to go: not enough people will sign up for her to feel like it's worth her time, plus she's lazy. She won't follow through with anything, but it won't be her fault because "muh mentulz"
 
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