🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Question: how hard did she have to push to give birth to her top lip?
Screenshot_20210116-152548_Instagram.jpg
 
I love how the dry shampoo makes her hair look gray with the filter.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
This should spur a frenzied spate of journal buying. After all she needs journals to menu plan for various parties, plan the parties themselves, wedding gift wish lists, etc.
Click to expand...

How about that fifty dollar Jordan whosit's journal? That seems chic enough to write down all the shit for such momentous occasion?

DefCon Dumb said:
She, (wait for it), can easily guarantee she never has to be actually like... MARRIED by announcing she won't set a wedding date until she loses X amount of weight. And of course, coof limits what she do for a wedding unless she flat out plans to wait until after the pandemic.
Click to expand...

"BAAAAAAAAYBUH! Come sign this prenot...pretup...prenup!"


Clotso Coof said:
If bending at the waist is so painful because of scar tissue mass, why isn't sitting in the same position painful? Scar tissue doesn't know the difference; it's immobile, just like LiarLynn.
Click to expand...

How dare you, haydur? She has special, DAINTY scar tissue. No plebian healing for our gorl.

C3PBRO said:
Idk if this counts as social media exactly (it's the stupid cookie game) but Amberlynn was staring at her phone yesterday and decided to be a solid gold View attachment 1849137 so here it goes.
View attachment 1849136
Click to expand...

So Becky is friends with one or more haydurs? Good to know!

Hamberlard Raid said:
Question: how hard did she have to push to give birth to her top lip?
View attachment 1851375
Click to expand...

Wash your fucking hair. With water and real shampoo, you crufty bitch.

Clotso Coof said:
LOL, Season 8 Episode 5, "Gina's Story".

It's exactly what Amber's life would be like if TLC filmed it and if they lived with more people: Gina and her butch slave-wife Beth. Unlike Thumb, Beth has a job. but Beth also has serve the rest of Gina's deathfat family. Thumb is really lucky Amber is the only one she has to slave over.
Click to expand...

I thought the same. Beth finally left, though, so good for her. Becky seems to be in the shit (literally) for the long term.

 
A Beached Whale said:
Dumb basic question here but why do I sometimes see Amberlynn Reid and sometimes Amberlynn Reia? Does she think the latter sounds more feminine and dainty? 🤔
Click to expand...
Dainty? No way, Jose. Moron? Yes you've won the Secret Square!

Hamber can't do a fucking thing for her bloated self. So, she paid some fucktwit to make a new intro for her... and they spelled her name wrong.

Like the tard this Hamplanet is, she went with it. Twas ever thus Reia or Reid.

And there you have da fax.

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Wash your fucking hair. With water and real shampoo, you crufty bitch.
Click to expand...

C'mon, she's KWEEN in that filtered bullshit. I can look like Roman Reigns with filters. But the minute you saw me in real life, you'd be "Daphuq?"

The bigger question is: Why da catfishing if she and da Thumb are engaged? Why would you be posting "I'm too sexy for my fat!" filtered pics like this with Fat Kentucky Nuptials looming?

Questions I could give a flying fuck about.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Slappy McGherkin said:
Dainty? No way, Jose. Moron? Yes you've won the Secret Square!

Hamber can't do a fucking thing for her bloated self. So, she paid some fucktwit to make a new intro for her... and they spelled her name wrong.

Like the tard this Hamplanet is, she went with it. Twas ever thus Reia or Reid.

And there you have da fax.
Click to expand...
It was spelled correctly, but the text was italicised which tilted the top of the 'd' out of the frame and made it look like an 'a'.
 
A Beached Whale said:
Dumb basic question here but why do I sometimes see Amberlynn Reid and sometimes Amberlynn Reia? Does she think the latter sounds more feminine and dainty? 🤔
Click to expand...
This is civil society said:
It was spelled correctly, but the text was italicised which tilted the top of the 'd' out of the frame and made it look like an 'a'.
Click to expand...
I used it in this video edit I made. It was the worst intro. Amberlynn Reia
Fascist Ferret said:
View attachment 1565430

I'm about two years late on this fucking meme but I hope you laugh anyway :optimistic:

dance anime edition final.mp4
Click to expand...
 
Going off a post I read in another ALR thread the other day, one thing I've always thought was weird was people's comments about how Amber would be so attractive/pretty, but for the fat. We've seen photos of Amber from the time she was a toddler to now and they've all been exceedingly average (to below average, the 500+ years) photos. But, for some reason, people think there's a gorgeous woman hiding just beneath the fat. Where's the evidence to suggest this? You don't win a new face when you lose weight, you still have to deal with whatever genes your parents passed down to you. Her parents are average.

This isn't an insult, there's no shame in being ordinary, but at some point it has to become condescending when fat people, especially women, are told they have, 'such a pretty face!' I guess if you're ego is big enough, it may just be confirmation that others are seeing what you see. She can barely look away from herself on camera, despite claiming that she think she's ugly. No one eye bangs themselves like that if they think they're hideous.
 
Bookish said:
Going off a post I read in another ALR thread the other day, one thing I've always thought was weird was people's comments about how Amber would be so attractive/pretty, but for the fat. We've seen photos of Amber from the time she was a toddler to now and they've all been exceedingly average (to below average, the 500+ years) photos. But, for some reason, people think there's a gorgeous woman hiding just beneath the fat. Where's the evidence to suggest this? You don't win a new face when you lose weight, you still have to deal with whatever genes your parents passed down to you. Her parents are average.

This isn't an insult, there's no shame in being ordinary, but at some point it has to become condescending when fat people, especially women, are told they have, 'such a pretty face!' I guess if you're ego is big enough, it may just be confirmation that others are seeing what you see. She can barely look away from herself on camera, despite claiming that she think she's ugly. No one eye bangs themselves like that if they think they're hideous.
Click to expand...

YES to this. I just cannot see it, no matter how many times she desperately wants people to tell her how she has a pretty face (based on her repetition of claiming people say oh, it's too bad you're a lardass, you have such a pretty face, a classic Big Al tell) and no matter how many times she wants people to tell her she's not hideous or a monster (as she continually claims to think that about herself, which is impossible since she's a classic narc and eyefucks herself ALL THE FUCKING TIME).

Minus her fat suit, she'd be average looking trailer trash.

Slappy McGherkin said:
C'mon, she's KWEEN in that filtered bullshit. I can look like Roman Reigns with filters. But the minute you saw me in real life, you'd be "Daphuq?"
Click to expand...

LOL

Slappy McGherkin said:
The bigger question is: Why da catfishing if she and da Thumb are engaged? Why would you be posting "I'm too sexy for my fat!" filtered pics like this with Fat Kentucky Nuptials looming?

Questions I could give a flying fuck about.
Click to expand...

Absolutely everything she does is in service to her ego.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
YES to this. I just cannot see it, no matter how many times she desperately wants people to tell her how she has a pretty face (based on her repetition of claiming people say oh, it's too bad you're a lardass, you have such a pretty face, a classic Big Al tell) and no matter how many times she wants people to tell her she's not hideous or a monster (as she continually claims to think that about herself, which is impossible since she's a classic narc and eyefucks herself ALL THE FUCKING TIME).

Minus her fat suit, she'd be average looking trailer trash.
Click to expand...
Jesus, all the eye fucking. I think the most blatant display (aside from every video with 57 different thot filters enabled) of AL getting off to her own image is the video where she has the fake septum ring.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
YES to this. I just cannot see it, no matter how many times she desperately wants people to tell her how she has a pretty face (based on her repetition of claiming people say oh, it's too bad you're a lardass, you have such a pretty face, a classic Big Al tell) and no matter how many times she wants people to tell her she's not hideous or a monster (as she continually claims to think that about herself, which is impossible since she's a classic narc and eyefucks herself ALL THE FUCKING TIME).

Minus her fat suit, she'd be average looking trailer trash.
Click to expand...
Agree, for sure. Just wanted to add another facet to this. Amber is also the woman who believes herself to be a ‘talented’ & ‘naturally creative’ writer, & a competent culinary mind as well. She’s mentioned wanting to enter chili competitions more than a few times for all the praise her concoctions get. All of this exploded up out of polite banter. Small talk actually changed this woman’s self image... I can’t decide if that self esteem is in overflow or a deficit.
 
It was suggested on Facebook that there's air freshener on the table the boys are sitting at. I'm fairly certain Ricky is attempting to cover his nose in that photo. Has anyone ever seen any footage/ photos of the windows open in their apartment? The place must stink.

Bit of tit for tat going on with Destiny's profile frame update. Grabbed this from a group, I can't see the comments.
20210117_145548.jpg

This is public, though. She had to bring it back
to her..
20210117_145604.jpg
20210117_145622.jpg

Several people mentioned the 31st November as Amber's date, no source mentioned. I don't see how anyone can plan a wedding, assuming she means 31st November 2021, with any certainty given the pandemic.
Edit - I'm retarded, didn't even think ALR could do sarcasm. Of course there's no 31st in November. Cheers @Like so Raw you Guys for not whacking me over the head with that.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom