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So, the schedule this time around lasted 1 week, huh? More than most of her diets.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Turd Fergusson
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Well, it was shorter than expected. Usually, she lasts at least 2 weeks. It is clear that she is taking her job seriously.
kebab4you
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This aged well
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I'm dying because she didn't upload yesterday (shocking) and said nothing but posted on her IG story to come play that cookie game with her lmao. People are spiraling on her last video comments because she didn't upload her shitty food vlog.
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We all knew she'd fail the schedule on the first week but I don't think anyone thought it would begin with the food-focused video. What a daring twist.
FupaCitySheriff
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She has to 'edit' the video after she's finished and the fat cow is probably still eating, from yesterday. Now she sits and sleeps in the same position and place for 24 hours a day and her meals all flow into one as she is constantly eating, she won't know when her mukbang actually stops...
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She failed on mukbang day. What the hell? That's the one video type she should be capable of putting out on a regular basis. It's not like she stopped eating, there is no excuse for not filming. FFS it's not like she'd even have to come up with an idea for something to talk about, she could just peruse social media and see what everyone else is talking about and parrot those points like she did with her BLM video. How hard would it be to stuff her face while gloating that the Cheeto got banned off all social media? You would think that would be a fun thing for her to do. How lazy can this bitch get?
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Well, that's just it, isn't it? Once AL started eating she never stopped. No time to turn on the camera and point it at her fat self. Just constant shoveling crap in her food hole. Her "job" always has gotten in the way of her....ahem, "hobby".
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She failed on mukbang day. What the hell? That's the one video type she should be capable of putting out on a regular basis. It's not like she stopped eating, there is no excuse for not filming. FFS it's not like she'd even have to come up with an idea for something to talk about, she could just peruse social media and see what everyone else is talking about and parrot those points like she did with her BLM video. How hard would it be to stuff her face while gloating that the Cheeto got banned off all social media? You would think that would be a fun thing for her to do. How lazy can this bitch get?
She could have even done another Cheeto mukbang. Missed opportunity.
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We can say Hambeast is consistent at one thing: failure. I often think even her death would be a failure.
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One of Amber's best known traits is laziness. Why put in the 'effort' to film, do what passes in her mind for editing & upload when your view numbers are still acceptable? She's still averaging 70k+ views per day; so bother putting in effort?
Frankly, if she's going to stick to her tried & true low effort offerings, I'd just as soon she didn't upload. ANY of her eating uploads, I find revolting - a beyond morbidly obese individual stuffing her gob with manners worse than an unschooled toddler. No thanks.
She has no idea how to do a proper clothing haul - can't display the clothing, properly describe attributes of items or give any info of value to potential shoppers.
Her other hauls? More fun to spend an hour or two window shopping at a dollar store - I can look at what I want without having to listen to her dismal use of what should be her native tongue.
I doubt many adults have retained any interest in hearing about her typical activities; most of which can be performed with more genuine enthusiasm & skill by a few trained monkeys.
She's surrounded by a rich variety of scenes & potential outings she could show us, a ton of activities nearby even with coof restrictions but she has not the intelligence, intellectual curiosity or imagination to put together something interesting for her viewers.
So I conclude... periods of ennui filled upload voids from her punctuated by more of the same crap. I'll leave that to her blinkered professional haters to chunter about & will happily ignore them as well - they're about as devoid of brains, judgement or reason as she is,
Frankly, if she's going to stick to her tried & true low effort offerings, I'd just as soon she didn't upload. ANY of her eating uploads, I find revolting - a beyond morbidly obese individual stuffing her gob with manners worse than an unschooled toddler. No thanks.
She has no idea how to do a proper clothing haul - can't display the clothing, properly describe attributes of items or give any info of value to potential shoppers.
Her other hauls? More fun to spend an hour or two window shopping at a dollar store - I can look at what I want without having to listen to her dismal use of what should be her native tongue.
I doubt many adults have retained any interest in hearing about her typical activities; most of which can be performed with more genuine enthusiasm & skill by a few trained monkeys.
She's surrounded by a rich variety of scenes & potential outings she could show us, a ton of activities nearby even with coof restrictions but she has not the intelligence, intellectual curiosity or imagination to put together something interesting for her viewers.
So I conclude... periods of ennui filled upload voids from her punctuated by more of the same crap. I'll leave that to her blinkered professional haters to chunter about & will happily ignore them as well - they're about as devoid of brains, judgement or reason as she is,
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I have noticed any Amber even Chantel related content slowly is losing a lot of interest incredibly fast. Even Nick content is nowhere getting the views it used to garner and with that she still rides on relevancy fuck you get the shit shows like sinitra doing past videos and dipping.
She rides a very fine line that she herself is somewhat unaware of cows they need to be relevant and a simple post can do that. She is hurting herself I sense a long absense coming to generate hype.
She rides a very fine line that she herself is somewhat unaware of cows they need to be relevant and a simple post can do that. She is hurting herself I sense a long absense coming to generate hype.
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Not "I'd love to go back and not go down the road that led me to be super morbidly obese and basically housebound." Nah, gorl would rather relive the molestation that she keeps hinting at.View attachment 1843414
So just to clarify, she'd like the ability to rewind her life so that she can re-experience trauma that she's "subconsiously" forgotten about.
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That is a pretty fucking bizarre statement even for Amber.
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"We're out of Little Debbie snack cakes, eat an apple."
Poor baby Amber was never the same.
Poor baby Amber was never the same.
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Bare minimum effort. Or, no effort at all. It's all the same to her.
People who experience misophonia have to mute that shit.
They all look like tents anyhow.
They don't. Everyone's just hoping for something to go spectacularly wrong.
Lazy and fat is the only way she goes through life.
Some of them are damn funny, and I'll still watch them.
dfranki723
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She's been watching too many movies.
She'll soon tell us all how a top dollar hypnotist managed to bring all of these never before known traumatic incidents to the forefront of her memory, that funnily enough will give a perfect excuse as to why she is a useless cunt. Maybe she'll magically remember getting rid of Dusty's cat too?
Whenever she says bullshit like this, I wonder does she say these things to Becky too? Is ALR delusional to the point of playing this game in real life or is it just for the internet? Becky is obviously in on some stupid things but does she believe these tales?
She'll soon tell us all how a top dollar hypnotist managed to bring all of these never before known traumatic incidents to the forefront of her memory, that funnily enough will give a perfect excuse as to why she is a useless cunt. Maybe she'll magically remember getting rid of Dusty's cat too?
Whenever she says bullshit like this, I wonder does she say these things to Becky too? Is ALR delusional to the point of playing this game in real life or is it just for the internet? Becky is obviously in on some stupid things but does she believe these tales?
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She failed on mukbang day. What the hell? That's the one video type she should be capable of putting out on a regular basis. It's not like she stopped eating, there is no excuse for not filming. FFS it's not like she'd even have to come up with an idea for something to talk about, she could just peruse social media and see what everyone else is talking about and parrot those points like she did with her BLM video. How hard would it be to stuff her face while gloating that the Cheeto got banned off all social media? You would think that would be a fun thing for her to do. How lazy can this bitch get?
Pretty damn, it seems.