🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Add another one to the diagnoses list. NOROVIRUS? Maybe. Fatcuntitis? Absolutely!
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She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
 
Hamberlard Raid said:
Add another one to the diagnoses list. NOROVIRUS? Maybe. Fatcuntitis? Absolutely!
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She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
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Are we sure it’s not just Normavirus and she’s not trying to stay off YouTube until the comments about the voice messages go away?
 
Hamberlard Raid said:
Add another one to the diagnoses list. NOROVIRUS? Maybe. Fatcuntitis? Absolutely!
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She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
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Maybe her Twinkie ate her own doggy vomit / fecal matter amd gave Amber doggy kisses afterwards.
 
Underestimated Nutria said:
Can someone describe Amberlynn's viewer base for me? What percentage would you estimate find her genuinely interesting, informative or inspirational, versus hate-watching or rubbernecking? I am not very familiar with her at all but have a sneaking suspicion that her fans and haters alike are united by mediocrity and fatness.
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pull over dat ass too fat said:
The timing to Chantal getting c diff is *chef's kiss*

and how in the FUCK does she get it every year?! That's horrifying.
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She doesn't.

She seems to think it's like the flu, where there's a "season" where you're more likely to get it. In fact, she's probably conflating "norovirus" with "stomach flu" and figures there's a flu season so there must be a stomach flu season.

Truly the world missed out on a great intellect when she dropped out of that diploma mill.
 
Hamberlard Raid said:
Add another one to the diagnoses list. NOROVIRUS? Maybe. Fatcuntitis? Absolutely!
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She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
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Oh god, Amber having noro is the worst thing I can imagine. For those who have been blessed and have not experienced noro or had to care for someone with noro, it's two to three days of liquid spewing out of every opening. Liquid shit and bile. Amber doesn't have noro, her symptoms are way too minimal. Noro would absolutely destroy Becky, cleaning that shit (verbatim) while caring for a regular sized person is hell.

Also with the level of hygiene you need during this shit going on in the world, there is no way you would contract noro. So she doesn't wash her fucking hands.

Go get a rona test you fat fuck and start having some level of hygiene.
 
a834604 said:
Oh god, Amber having noro is the worst thing I can imagine. For those who have been blessed and have not experienced noro or had to care for someone with noro, it's two to three days of liquid spewing out of every opening. Liquid shit and bile. Amber doesn't have noro, her symptoms are way too minimal. Noro would absolutely destroy Becky, cleaning that shit (verbatim) while caring for a regular sized person is hell.

Also with the level of hygiene you need during this shit going on in the world, there is no way you would contract noro. So she doesn't wash her fucking hands.

Go get a rona test you fat fuck and start having some level of hygiene.
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Yes, thank you. Amber doesn’t understand that the words she chooses mean things, & those things often don’t line up with what we can see in reality. Unless Amber changed her mind & went to the ER & provided a stool sample, would never happen, she’s making this up. Similar to how she tells everyone- I binge like on the daily, so that’s like disordered eating, so that means I suffer with really bad binge eating disorder... nope. It doesn’t. For a million reasons. Your logic is scary amber.
PS- this illness can’t be related to Dana & Destiny being over & coughing on everything for Becky’s B day. Not a chance right?!
 
Hamberlard Raid said:
Add another one to the diagnoses list. NOROVIRUS? Maybe. Fatcuntitis? Absolutely!
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She most likely ate food off the floor or couch after Twinkie shat all over it. Please note that this is her own diagnosis so it means Twinkie turds.
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this daft sow. she's back to her usual cunt self in today's shitmas. i have all my bets placed on food poisoning, with the huge quantities of shit she eats. when you eat as much as her, you're going to end up with food poisoning being a regular thing.

but apparently hamber would rather have an illness that involves actually eating Shit rather than just plain ol' food poisoning. gorl has got to collect those diagnonsenses!
 
This might be exceptional but regarding the topic above about destiny always cheating on partners after proposing and destiny coming back to amber, does anyone else get the vibe that Becky is chatting with other woman currently?
 
Not too many sugar mamas out there in lesboworld who make bank like Big Al and demand not much of anything while buying you everything you want. The uber successful ones probably don't want some rando fat dyke like Becky, either.
 
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