🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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YOUR MOM said:
Very true but maybe I'm just more particularly annoyed by the fry because it seems to have become acceptable. Everyone hears Amber's dumbass way of speech and it's unacceptable.
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Yer just jello-ish because you can't be as Kyuute and Quirrrrky. Haydur!

(Totally fucking kidding, Mom).

My eardrums busted years ago trying to understand Hamber linguistics.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I can see her pulling the engagement stunt but never setting a wedding date, never mind going through with it.
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I think the fatty likes the idea of being engaged but not the idea of marrying Becky. But it would even things out with Dusty and bring in the views. The train wreck of watching dumb white trash plan a wedding is too good to pass up.
 
Smoovy Jay said:
I think the fatty likes the idea of being engaged but not the idea of marrying Becky. But it would even things out with Dusty and bring in the views. The train wreck of watching dumb white trash plan a wedding is too good to pass up.
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Not only this but it would be agonizing for her to film. Not because she wouldn't hire a photographer or videographer but because she would HAVE to share it with us, but seemingly NOT be able to share it with us.

Who is actually going to come to this wedding? Destiny, Dana, and Becky's close family? Maybe Eric and Ricky? I cannot see Amber's family really bothering to come see her if she got married (unless maybe she paid for EVERYTHING) but even then being generous on the estimate we're talking maybe 20-30 people? She is always pretending like she has all these people she is wrapped up in and who care about her and all these things she does. She can make the excuse about how we don't see them in her videos but her wedding? She could make up some lie about how everyone couldn't make her wedding or how she didn't want a big wedding but it would be all too clear.
 
escándalo said:
Her weight gain in 2020 is fucking crazy

So may / june she was 485 at the beginning like 500lbs and now is 560 easy. but sometime in October / early November she was 517 allegedly
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If you think her weight gain in 2020 has been crazy, take a stroll back through 2018. She hit her lowest point of 469 in January and ended the year at 560. Yes. That's a gain of 91 lbs in less than 12 months.
mythical mother said:
Dana seems a lot more mobile and independent despite her size
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Yes, for now. Dana is a lot younger than Amber, though (23 IIRC), and if she keeps gaining, she's not going to be much better off than Amber by the time she hits 30. Destiny also keeps gaining, too, so that might turn into a FatGirlFlow/ComfyFat mess (mobility-wise, not the genderspecial/SJW sperging).
 
Thumb Butler said:
She's waiting for someone to pull the plug on the fridge so that Density is back on the market.
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Isn't Destiny's MO though get them engaged/promise ring then cheat on significant other. I thought that's what she did to the one before Amber, then Amber herself. It's only a matter of time before she does it to Dana too.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I can see her pulling the engagement stunt but never setting a wedding date, never mind going through with it.
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My thought exactly. Nothing like this to keep her audience interested.

One aspect not discussed about their upcoming nuptial is that Becky is on Medicaid and after the wedding, she will lose that benefit and Amber will have to put her under her plan. I am not sure how this works under the Affordable Care Act, but Amber’s monthly payment would certainly increase and so as her copay. If Becky is on welfare, she will lose that benefit too. More reasons for not getting married.
 
Borbie Dahl said:
I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’
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To piggyback on this, it looks like its made out of a tempur pedic type material. The thing about those beds is the instructions tell you you have to try it out for 4 to 6 weeks or you will definitely send it back because you’ll be sore in the morning because your body isn’t used to relaxing and your skeleton being properly aligned. Not to power level but I have scoliosis and I was able to get one and write it off on my insurance and the first two weeks I slept on it I had to take painkiller before I went to bed because I would hurt so badly when I woke up in the morning I can’t imagine how much that would be exacerbated if I had weighed 600 pounds. Considering this cow sleeps upright and probably hasnt actually lain down in a bed that can support her joints and her bones because of her weight I’m betting the reason why she isn’t using it is because she slept on it once and woke up hurting so badly that she doesn’t wanna do it again because any type of discomfort is some thing that she will completely avoid and I will bet my life that eventually it’ll come out that she’ll say well the reason I don’t sleep on it is because it hurts too badly I just need to lose weight and then I can sleep on it.
 
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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Not a power level but I have scoliosis and I was able to get one and write it off on my insurance and the first two weeks I slept on it I had to take painkiller before I went to bed because I would hurt so badly when I woke up in the morning I can’t imagine how much that would be exacerbated if I had weighed 600 pounds.
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That’s literally powerleveling
 
Turd Fergusson said:
My thought exactly. Nothing like this to keep her audience interested.

One aspect not discussed about their upcoming nuptial is that Becky is on Medicaid and after the wedding, she will lose that benefit and Amber will have to put her under her plan. I am not sure how this works under the Affordable Care Act, but Amber’s monthly payment would certainly increase and so as her copay. If Becky is on welfare, she will lose that benefit too. More reasons for not getting married.
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Big Al does not have insurance. Even if they did get married, which will never happen, they could still have separate insurance plans. There's nothing that requires married couples to have the same insurance plan.
 
Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
To piggyback on this, it looks like its made out of a tempur pedic type material. The thing about those beds is the instructions tell you you have to try it out for 4 to 6 weeks or you will definitely send it back because you’ll be sore in the morning because your body isn’t used to relaxing and your skeleton being properly aligned. Not to power level but I have scoliosis and I was able to get one and write it off on my insurance and the first two weeks I slept on it I had to take painkiller before I went to bed because I would hurt so badly when I woke up in the morning I can’t imagine how much that would be exacerbated if I had weighed 600 pounds. Considering this cow sleeps upright and probably hasnt actually lain down in a bed that can support her joints and her bones because of her weight I’m betting the reason why she isn’t using it is because she slept on it once and woke up hurting so badly that she doesn’t wanna do it again because any type of discomfort is some thing that she will completely avoid and I will bet my life that eventually it’ll come out that she’ll say well the reason I don’t sleep on it is because it hurts too badly I just need to lose weight and then I can sleep on it.
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I miss my cheap memory foam bed, but for Amber? I think once she MAYBE managed to hike her giant ass on they both quickly realized she sinks ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM.

Lets be real - fat people tend to struggle with memory foam because of the sink factor. There is no more rolling out of bed, I have heard a few describe it as climbing. With how heavy she is there is no way she doesn't sink down into bottom layers of foam that make up the foundation of the mattress and that has to be at least 6 inches or more? I cannot imagine her or with Becky being able to easily get her out of there - not without injury at least. I wouldn't be surprised if Becky slept in it first and realized how hard it would be to get out first.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Big Al does not have insurance. Even if they did get married, which will never happen, they could still have separate insurance plans. There's nothing that requires married couples to have the same insurance plan.
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Surely, after a year of hell like she had in 2020, even Amber's few brain cells realized that she needed to enroll in ACA for 2021.

They could have separate insurance plans but with Becky not working, Amber would pay for her plan. I would assume that separate plans would be more expensive than being in the same plan.
 
Let's be real, Amber's only interest would be in the reception because FOOD. She'd have to bring snacks to get her through the ceremony.

She's only talking about marrying Becky because Destiny and Dana are engaged IMO. She has the mentality of a tween so of course in her reality if there's a chance that Destiny could lose Amber to Becky, Destiny will suddenly dump Dana and run to Amber.
 
krazy orange cat said:
She's only talking about marrying Becky because Destiny and Dana are engaged IMO. She has the mentality of a tween so of course in her reality if there's a chance that Destiny could lose Amber to Becky, Destiny will suddenly dump Dana and run to Amber.
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Anybody that's been with Hamber KNOWS how toxic she is. I highly doubt this scenario.

While Destiny is a complete window licking lezbean sped, no way in hell she's running back to Hamber. Becky, with her current situation, is a known ass-wiping commodity.

I'm sure their fat Kentucky Lezbean community is small. But Dusty will never fold, she'll les-fuck a newbie in the scene. (My God, a scene for retarded lezbean boy childs! The horror... the horror.)

Hamber has the perfect compliant sped boy child in the Thumb. All the gunt bumping I love you shit is simply part of the shit show that is the Hamberverse. They ain’t putting a ring on the finger.

Would any of you with sane mind do so? Big nope.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Anybody that's been with Hamber KNOWS how toxic she is. I highly doubt this scenario.

While Destiny is a complete window licking lezbean sped, no way in hell she's running back to Hamber. Becky, with her current situation, is a known ass-wiping commodity.

I'm sure their fat Kentucky Lezbean community is small. But Dusty will never fold, she'll les-fuck a newbie in the scene. (My God, a scene for retarded lezbean boy childs! The horror... the horror.)

Hamber has the perfect compliant sped boy child in the Thumb. All the gunt bumping I love you shit is simply part of the shit show that is the Hamberverse. They ain’t putting a ring on the finger.

Would any of you with sane mind do so? Big nope.
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I wasn't saying that Destiny would go back to Amber just to be clear.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Surely, after a year of hell like she had in 2020, even Amber's few brain cells realized that she needed to enroll in ACA for 2021.
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Haha. Good one!
Seriously, this is someone who (according to her, a known pathological liar) bled - freely! - continuously, for at least a year, and didn't wear pads or tampons while doing so. She only got the reduced fee program when it became clear just how hideously expensive EVERYthing is when you're a self-pay patient.

Turd Fergusson said:
They could have separate insurance plans but with Becky not working, Amber would pay for her plan. I would assume that separate plans would be more expensive than being in the same plan.
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Well sure, Big Al would be paying for it. But I'm not certain they would get a family plan, just because of how stupid Big Al is about money. Plus, if they kept them separate, Big Al would get herself a gold-level plan, and Becky would get some basic deal for Becky. I think none of this is going to happen, however, because Big Al thinks her real medical issues are behind her, and she just needs to lose a little weight to get back to liveen her best life.
 
Not sure if this has ever been posted but in 2018, someone tried to write a Wikipedia article on Amberlynn which was quickly deleted.
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