🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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escándalo said:
What questions Amber?

The fact eating 6 small meals for you is too little?

Does Jenny Craig help your Scorpion'd out cunt smell good?

Does Jenny Craig actually help me lose weight or do I just do my regular hippo style shit session?

So many questions Amber so many.
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I'd ask if she ever sucks on the rag from her rag on a stick after it's gone places no man or Becky has gone before.
 
CaptainAutism said:
Next time you want to reply to a comment made a year and a half ago, please don’t. I thought something new happened and was disappointed to find out that you’re just retarded.
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Yea, you’re totally right. I have no idea how that even happened. I guess I forgot I was looking at old posts?? Idk. I’m retarded. Obvi
 
Anti Pickle Serum said:
Amber not wearing a seatbelt is incredibly irresponsible. In the event of an accident, her corpse could fly through the windshield and injure another person who matters.
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Physics, gorlfriend. Her head would go through the windshield, but I doubt the rest of her mass would fit (tiny car, huge lardass).
I certainly wouldn't want to be a first responder that had to use the Jaws of Life to separate her messy corpse from the car. Yuck.
 
Would love to see a realistic 3D simulation of Amber in a car crashing into various objects to find out how far a pig can fly. The diameter of splash would also be interesting to measure. For science of course.
 
CaptainAutism said:
Of course Stern would play her food sex noises.
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I couldn’t have dreamed of someone better to comment on the sounds she makes. The moans she does when she eats microwaved JC shit send me into an autistic fit. I already have a major aversion to mouth sounds, but Amber takes them to a totally different level.
 
This was posted to one of the Facebook groups 5 hours ago. Yikes.
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Liquid calories count, gorl. Stop drinking!

EDIT: Found the video, thanks @Turd Fergusson
 
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