🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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cycries said:
has hamberlyn died of diabetes yet?
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She died and was buried and was reborn and went to Lexington because she is a actual martyred saint. Lidurly every fast food restaurant you can imagine is within a 5 minute drive. The fattest shall come first and the haydurs shall come last in the New Kingdom. Rand Paul 2024 y'all.
 
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Yes like when she gave "best friend" ricky a $100 bill for his bday 😂 and picked out his card at some place on the way to seeing him
 
Retarded Potato Nigger said:
I went and checked.

The scab is very noticeable on her 11/14/19 video “Emergency room visits” (thread). In the previous 11/12/19 video “helping the homeless” (thread) there’s a very faint red dot on her cheek. So it might be a zit or a mosquito bite that she picked on and infected, to the point that, almost a year later, it’s still there.
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Amber probably has an excoriation disorder. She mentioned that she picks at her scabs on her legs and arms too. She has one on her left arm for the longest time. She could get psychological treatment for it, but she rather have an infection instead.
 
rainpetalseavesdrop said:
Because it’s her “love language” and the only way to get people to tolerate her.
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Perhaps she's trying to worm her way into the upper echelons of fat stardom. Reaching out to TLC stars, Tess Holliday, various twitter and instagram accounts like YrFatFriend to try to garner sympathy. It's her most brilliant scheme yet
 
Hail The Monolith said:
jeezas i was bored with amber after here little recess. this video is disgusting.
Rekindling the flame of hatred 101.
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So Libby is 15, as Amber states several times starting around 3:10 in the original YouTube video...if a 20 something guy was sitting around having a 15 year old girl describe oral sex I think suddenly ppl would care. This is so wrong. I hate amber right now.
 
D_Tractor said:
She died and was buried and was reborn and went to Lexington because she is a actual martyred saint. Lidurly every fast food restaurant you can imagine is within a 5 minute drive. The fattest shall come first and the haydurs shall come last in the New Kingdom. Rand Paul 2024 y'all.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WPLBvZ4rCFw
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damn rest in piece hamberlyn reid. she'll be eating plenty of taco bell and burger king in heaven
 
Miltank said:
Yes like when she gave "best friend" ricky a $100 bill for his bday 😂 and picked out his card at some place on the way to seeing him
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Hey, hey, cash is king. I’ll take cash over any thoughtful gift any day lol. Also, she obviously barely knew him even though they lived together, no matter how much she begs to differ. Buying gifts for people is a bitch for the average non deathfat, never mind hamber. Cash, baby.
 
Did the sea cow submerge again? Thought she would go back to her "old" schedule.

E: Ask and you shall receive apparently :story:
 
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I recall months ago hearing her say she would soon be getting a full-body scan to see for certain that the surgery removed all of her cancer. I don't think she has mentioned it since. Did I miss it? Has she definitively stated that all the cancer is gone?
 
Scrumption said:
I recall months ago hearing her say she would soon be getting a full-body scan to see for certain that the surgery removed all of her cancer. I don't think she has mentioned it since. Did I miss it? Has she definitively stated that all the cancer is gone?
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Iirc she needed to lose weight to fit the machine and she has not so she does not know for sure if they got it all and is living on a prayer. Hey we’re halfway there oh oh porking on a prayer take my ham, you’ll make it I swear, Amberlynn used to eat at the docks times got rough but she’s got beckys love so we’ll give it a shot wooh wooh cancer prayer, is it still there? Take your diet make it better I swear ho ho you’re halfway there.... bingin on a praaaaayerrrrr
 
I just dug out that mini SNES thing I got a while ago and started playing super punch-out. Two characters weigh 440 and 390 respectively, and one of them is a literal clown. Just 30 years ago, 400 pounds was considered so comically fat that it could only exist in a cartoon. What the fuck happened
 
Scrumption said:
I recall months ago hearing her say she would soon be getting a full-body scan to see for certain that the surgery removed all of her cancer. I don't think she has mentioned it since. Did I miss it? Has she definitively stated that all the cancer is gone?
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Iirc she needed to lose weight to fit the machine and she has not so she does not know for sure if they got it all and is living on a prayer. Hey we’re halfway there oh oh porking on a prayer take my ham, you’ll make it I swear, Amberlynn used to eat at the docks times got rough but she’s got beckys love so we’ll give it a shot wooh wooh cancer prayer, is it still there? Take your diet make it better I swear ho ho you’re halfway there.... bingin on a praaaaayerrrrr
LargeChoonger said:
I just dug out that mini SNES thing I got a while ago and started playing super punch-out. Two characters weigh 440 and 390 respectively, and one of them is a literal clown. Just 30 years ago, 400 pounds was considered so comically fat that it could only exist in a cartoon. What the fuck happened
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high fructose corn syrup and government subsidies of corn. Everything is full of sugar all the time in America
 
Somebody got this one over on Al. You'd think the name might have given it away.
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