🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DefCon Dumb said:
Nothing makes me take a lecture more seriously than a kiddy filter & trademark free, badly done 'dramatic' music. Amber is a poor actress at best but this audition was really badly overdone. Yup, lots of nail flashing, eye rolling, stern looks & attempts at correlations that just don't work.

But it suits her narrative to play the fat shamed victim & she has to know right now that compared to the other death fats followed here, she's become boring as hell. Pretty obvious attempt at trying to bring attention back to herself. Not going to work - she's a one trick pony.
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I wonder why she keeps insisting on using those puerile filters and expects us to take her seriously.

She must be in dire need for money to try pretty well anything to incite interests in her channel. She hated the reaction channels so much but now she wants them back. She is indeed a one-trick pony. they are not coming back for the simple reason that there is nothing to react to.

I listen to a very successful podcast, and at their last podcast, they said that most advertisements, where they get their income, has pretty well dried up and now asked listeners to subscribe to their Patreon. They had a Patreon for quite some time where they have extended interviews, have Q&A and other items that enhance the podcasts. I am sure that other podcasters and YTers are noticing the same loss of income from advertisements. Amber is very much in the same boat and her CPM is likely less than 2. Diversification is the name of the game but by cheapening her vlogs hoping that people will go to her Patreon especially if it is not different than what she always vlogging about, is not going to work. Basically, she is creating a paywall around her channel. People do not mind clicking on her channel to be able to comment positively or negatively, but very few will be spending money to do so. What is likely to happen is that someone will subscribe to the Patreon and then quickly repost it on YT for everyone to see. This Patreon will not last very long.

Instead, for her to make money is by creating one or more channels and hoping that people on the original channel will subscribe and watch those channels. Other YTers have done it. One channel could be on cooking, one on hauls, one on weight loss, etc. By now, the easy money has been made, but to continue growing her channel, it will require effort. Unfortunately, effort is not what Amber is about.
 
Amber is so lazy, her Patreon will just be one day early access to her video. I guarantee that is what it will be.

And the stupid filters are what her hero, racist j* uses. Who, incidentally, is a skeleton and gets a shit ton of (deserved) hate.
 
Bilibin said:
Looks like Amber started sniffing that nail-glue
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wait wait wait, did honey booboo really just say these ‘racist people who do horrible shit that millions of people look up to’
uhhh, the same one she tried to act just like ??

and she really do be salty about that like:dislike ratio huh

her fake ass mannerisms and attitude is just nasty. you can tell she’s trying sooo hard.

“if she starts scamming, THEN come at her!”
hmmmmm 🤔
 
Someone explain to me why cowardlynn always uses Snapchat as her sperg platform of choice? Too scared to post to YT but other platforms won’t get enough attention I guess? Are meanie booly comments disabled on SC?


The Moment said:
at the :57 and 1:01 mark you can hear Albert yell Becky’s name and knock on the wall to draw more attention.
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All I hear is a sound repeated three times that doesn’t sound like Amber’s voice nor does it sound like Becky’s name to me. It seems like that’s what everyone else hears though, maybe my hearing is whack.
 
That video is so forced.

Jesus christ cuntlynn, you figure successfully believing you're a dainty gorl would translate elsewhere. She can't act for shit.

She doesn't care shes getting shit on, she names who she names so she can herd their community towards her. Its not a bad ploy, but it won't work because she's so unimportant and boreen.

Fuck yourself you fat blob. 🍕
 
I really needed a good chuckle, thanks Al. She's so fucking self righteous and seeing her trying to act all boujie is WILD haha
 
Gorlax said:
Someone explain to me why cowardlynn always uses Snapchat as her sperg platform of choice? Too scared to post to YT but other platforms won’t get enough attention I guess? Are meanie booly comments disabled on SC?



All I hear is a sound repeated three times that doesn’t sound like Amber’s voice nor does it sound like Becky’s name to me. It seems like that’s what everyone else hears though, maybe my hearing is whack.
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The story goes that when Becky got back with food, she had to lock the door and put it away with Big AL not in the room. But Big AL was so desperate to get at the food that she's banging an the door and shouting 'LET ME IN' Over time the story has changed, so whether this is true or not is anyone's guess lol.
 
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"my money my health"
okay gorl i hope you don't expect sympathy when you talk about how your cancer spread in a few months because you still wouldn't take care of yourself even after surgery
 
Not even the fat club want Hambo fighting their fat cause, can't The Beast wonder why?
oooh wait is because she is FAT?
The Beast now has claws.... fitting, she doesn't even need a fork anymore.
 
Acidsplat said:
"my money my health"
okay gorl i hope you don't expect sympathy when you talk about how your cancer spread in a few months because you still wouldn't take care of yourself even after surgery
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If only there were a machine, like some type of scan, that could tell her if her cancer spread. Oh wait...

What happened to her being determined to lose all that weight so she could fit in the PET scan? And she thinks people hate on her because she’s fat. Maybe it’s because of shit like this. Having a terrifying diagnosis, realizing it’s because of your obesity, and said obesity is also prohibiting you from potentially life-saving tests, but you just fuck off and eat your 7th takeout order that week. Good luck trying to get pity points from Patreon, dear.
 
Billie Ross said:
Not even the fat club want Hambo fighting their fat cause, can't The Beast wonder why?
oooh wait is because she is FAT?
The Beast now has claws.... fitting, she doesn't even need a fork anymore.
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My theory is she launches skittles off the end of the talons into her face as a form of portion control. "See guise i didnt shovel them in"
 
Scraping the bottom of the barrel now for attention. Amy got people to send her $186, Chantal rages on livestreams and people throw money at her, so Amber of course has to try and cash in. Fake rage about fatphobia is cleary fake, however. If she really thought people hated her and the other cows just because they are fat she would have raged on YouTube. Hell, she might have even made some bank on it with superchats but she's too stupid even to do that.
 
Wow you can almost smell the stink of desperation coming from her. Combined with all the other noxious odors she emanates it's really not very dainty. Not dainty at all.
 
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