🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[escándalo]

Ohhh for fucks sake bitch you didn’t even have chemo. She got it over with one procedure and 5 fucking months she milks it. You’re cured Hammy, it’s over some people go like 10 years plus and still get checked because they are in remission.
ngl guys when she said she was in remission or tried to I nearly thrown shit utterly disgusting the cancer community overall must hate her.

 

[Pippeyy]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

Her “soulmate” lost her mother. Her last “soulmate” lost their mother as well but poor Hamber because she had a surgery tons of women get a year like 2 months ago. How will she ever cope?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ohhhhhhhh, so that's why they bought a case of peaches at Trader Joe's.

 

[Autisticats]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

Dumb but when I saw this i thought it was a reference to Chinny‘s “Juicy peach” video

 

[kiwirevolving]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

so now we're into this "I'm a cancer survivor" shit when in reality she did fuck all to treat her cancer (on the contrary, she did the exact opposite which is typical of Amber) and still ate like shit, drank alcohol and Starbucks branded diabetes in a cup. Bitch only had her rotting coochie yanked out by a doctor and that's that

but of course she makes a big deal out of it as if she just battled a stage 4 cancer.

 

[Mollywhoppin]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

Excuse you? She had cancer "tHrEe YeArS"

 

[Freckles]

Ohhhhhhhh, so that's why they bought a case of peaches at Trader Joe's.

It was a THING of peaches, you haydur. Our gorl is way too dainty for acase of peaches, or a packet of meat. Only a thing of anything is good enough for WriterLynn.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Them mouth folds.

This pic really highlights just how many layers of filters Al employs. Pay attention to the eyebrows. You can see the true & honest definition of the tiny hairs. That sharpness means this ones not filtered, slashed doctored.
The perma frown these death fats grow into is upsetting. It’s so ugly. I know that’s terrible to say, but like, damn, loook at that ugly mouth. Ugh.

 

[draculasestateagent]

I love coming back to this thread every now and again and seeing that amber is, in fact, still a narcissistic cunt. Never changes.

 

[Clintonberg]

Got a little expectation vs reality type situation going on here.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Just found this on YT... for anyone who believes that Big AL can be honest and tell the truth. And this is only about pizza. Imagine the lengths she will go to to lie about something as serious as rain and petals eavesdrop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b29OOuZpYas

 

[idosometimes]

Just found this on YT... for anyone who believes that Big AL can be honest and tell the truth. And this is only about pizza. Imagine the lengths she will go to to lie about something as serious as rain and petals eavesdrop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b29OOuZpYas

She probably is not lying. She does not go for pizza because it is not a food that she can stuff down her gullet quickly. She like potatoes, rice, pasta, ice cream, candy, and stuff like that because it requires very little in the way of chewing. Her only goal in life is to feel food go down her throat.

 

[Bleeding Heart]

Meanwhile, Becky not only moves away from her only meaningful lifeline (the gays), but shows her willingness to be by amber's side throughout all of this (COVID, cancer treatment, the move, etc). If Amber didn't have her by the balls before, she damn sure does now

I admittedly don't watch her enough to judge their interactions outside of a case by case assesment, but I wouldn't be at all suprised if this past few months has been enough for amber to peel back the final veneer of "pleasantry"

Has she really gotten visibly even shittier, or is this just suspected behind the scenes behaviour? Because if she can be called pleasant in previous videos in comparison to now, I've gotta check out a recent one Any recommendations from you ALR connoisseurs?

Also, come on guys. Don't let one vegan faggot derail the thread like this, it wasn’t even funny. Except for the fact that they broke half the guidelines in one post

 

[Fandom Trash]

I watched the couple tag thing they did on tiktok, and its jus so cringy.

Throughout the three or four relationships Amber has had through the years, her current relationship with Becky has got to be the worst one as of yet.

They barely have any interests that they share beside eating, buying useless shit and being a neet. And even those things they still have no chemistry whenever they interact on camera. How long have they been together? Two or three years?

I can't really see it lasting long. But who knows, maybe those snapback hats and 90s graphic tshirts are worth it. At least in Becky's mind.

 

[escándalo]

I think they are just on year 4, Its pretty shitty though incredibly depressing and just unfruitful. There is no devotion or even passion there and their chemistry is in the trash compacter.
In other news, Amber's newest video is nearly 2 days old and has not even 70k which is actually bang on my initial prediction of 250k views abouts in a week. That rebrand is going well though gorl. Easily her most boring content in a very long time which for Amber is fucking hard as her content has been garbage for over 2 years since summer hotel pornhub eato-thon but christ gorl I don't know who her content caters for now other than eternal trainwreck.

 

[mekalekahi]

Just found this on YT... for anyone who believes that Big AL can be honest and tell the truth. And this is only about pizza. Imagine the lengths she will go to to lie about something as serious as rain and petals eavesdrop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b29OOuZpYas

Speaking of pizza, its so funny to me that these 2 moved to a bigger city and have options besides dominos and little ceaser, and yet instead of taking the time to order a decent pizza from a pizzeria since they aren't in Monticello anymore they pickup a 5 dollar little ceaser lmao.

 

[knobslobbin]

for obvious fat fucks like you, lifting a fork to your mouth must be like lifting weights.

You joke but for fatfucks they have super developed jaw muscles. If her moon face wasn't covered in fat she'd resemble a pitt bull.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Am I missing something? Why does a peach remind her of her “jOuRnEY”?

Since a peach emoji also means an ass, I assumed she was referring to shitting herself in public.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

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Please Hammy, cry some more about your harrowing THREE MONTH cancer journey. This one got me a lil MOTI Kiwis, not gonna lie

Lmao this bitch. Didn't need radiation, chemotherapy, never had to lose her hair, never had to deal with eating smallest amount of food without vomiting (god forbid) or not want to actually eat at all, suffer any complications, no infections.... the doctors only ripped her completely useless babymaker out. Gotta make more room for the fat I guess! I don't want to be MOTI but big yikes. #CancerSurvivorLynn

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

You joke but for fatfucks they have super developed jaw muscles. If her moon face wasn't covered in fat she'd resemble a pitt bull.

Truth be told, I don't think AL chews enough to have developed jaw muscles. She's more of a 'swallow this thing whole' or 'I love mush so I don't have to chew' gorl.