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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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It would be kind of original for Disney. The gluttonous princess is the villain and the witch curses her with diabetes and cancer to ensure she dies before eating all of Snow White's animal friends.
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Application denied. What a revolting whore.
Getting desperate for coin but not desperate enough to show laaayrggs, I see.
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i get that she's trying to be funny, but at the same time, she's emulating tweens while she's 30... so... its sad.
Amberlynn reid has got to be sticking her tongue out on purpose. i hate this
for reference, this is what this tik tok is supposed to look like
her doing this is kinda embarrassing
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I'd say this is a mid-life crisis but gorl probably already blew through her mid life at 20ish
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jfc she is one ugly ass bitch
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And I get back from several days in Mexico to this?
Fuck. I could squish my Manboobs together and have more cleavage. More hairy for certain, but yeah, cleavage.
Somebody splain to me daphuq this is supposed to prove, I'm at a total loss for words or even reaction.
Fuck. I could squish my Manboobs together and have more cleavage. More hairy for certain, but yeah, cleavage.
Somebody splain to me daphuq this is supposed to prove, I'm at a total loss for words or even reaction.
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Are you trying to tell us that seeing Amber's cleavage didn't give you a raging boner? You wouldn't shell out tons of money for more pictures like this?
Good. You're sane and your eyes are working just fine.
It's also possible that that's a case of cystic acne. It's common to have repeat offender pimples with that type.I was watching Kate Winslet videos and it's so bad that cheek sore was going on in November last year and God knows how long before that. It would be interesting to look into. Amber addressed her scab picking just last week and that was one she pointed out.
Who the fuck has a sore that remains open for a year? Can you get mouth herpes on a cheek?
View attachment 1563941Nov 2019
editct 2019 no sore
View attachment 1563952edit again, unintentional horrorface but apropo
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With her nasty greasy hair and dirty ass pillows, it’s surprising her skin isn’t worse. Plus her hygiene neglect and using hair products on her face can’t help.
tl;dr: she’s gross
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This might be suuupper late, WTF are these??! I’ve never seen these before and wasn’t sure where to post this.
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every time i see amber i am literally fucking shocked that her skin is absolutely covered in zits
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Uhhhhh.... nope. Loves ya!
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I have generally been of the mindset that she has surprisingly good skin, all things considered. I know if I start eating like shit,
I start looking like shit. One of the best things for good looking skin is drinking a lot of water, and we all know she doesn’t do that. And acne on the cheekbones (or for her, where her cheek bones should be) is generally from makeup and oily hair when you’re her age, but even then, I’d think she would have a lot more breakouts. And her hormones being out of whack should be doing a number on her as well, but so far it hasn’t been that bad.
All of that aside, I saw one of her TikToks earlier and while she doesn’t seem to be plagued with adult acne, she does look a lot older than her age. Her eyes are looking bad and when she doesn’t have smoothing filters on her face, you can see her skin around her neck and mouth is getting loose. If she ever does lose weight, her face is instantly going to look 60.
Kinda crazy that I know women who are 50+ that look AMAZING, dudes love them, they’re glowing like angels and amber is 29 and looks like she could be their angry mom. It’s all about taking care of yourself and she’s going to regret her decisions more from aging than she has from neglecting her weight.
She’s created a double edged sword for herself:
Stay fat and die young or,
Lose weight and all the places where fat is smoothing out her winkles will not only sink in, but they will have loose, weight loss skin which makes everything worse.
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The most unrealistic thing about this picture is that she has eyebrows.
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Amber’s cleavage has never until this second been even close to ‘stuff I think about’ (and hurrah for that), but those pics got me pondering..
Does her enormously fat stomach act as a kind of super effective uplift bra? A bit like sitting your tits on the table then taking a photo? I’d offer to try this experiment and post pics for you but I’ve decided to be a man today. Sorry. But it’s surely the only explanation - unless Becky is on her knees with a couple handfuls earning her next ugly shirt. And how long could she remain there without passing out? Is the secret to ‘cleavage for miles’ just to be incredibly, stupidly, humongously FAT with a fat belly so large that when you sit down your boobies could keep your ears warm? Yeah, I know the answer.
Stop it with the pictures Amber. No one without an FBI file and a concerned family needs to see that shit.
Does her enormously fat stomach act as a kind of super effective uplift bra? A bit like sitting your tits on the table then taking a photo? I’d offer to try this experiment and post pics for you but I’ve decided to be a man today. Sorry. But it’s surely the only explanation - unless Becky is on her knees with a couple handfuls earning her next ugly shirt. And how long could she remain there without passing out? Is the secret to ‘cleavage for miles’ just to be incredibly, stupidly, humongously FAT with a fat belly so large that when you sit down your boobies could keep your ears warm? Yeah, I know the answer.
Stop it with the pictures Amber. No one without an FBI file and a concerned family needs to see that shit.
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Not many plus size models go on onlyfans for a reason, Trisha's is lampooned as is Tana's and Onision's. Its for people who are actually attractive the problem is with Youtube people is they go on there expecting the same result but its not the case. There are exceptions because their exploitable fanbase, Amber's are not they are pretty wise up to her.
Do you know what is sad Amber, you destroying your body whilst knowing your dying audience is going and baiting. There is nothing more sadder than trying to bait because you are not intelligent.
Do you know what is sad Amber, you destroying your body whilst knowing your dying audience is going and baiting. There is nothing more sadder than trying to bait because you are not intelligent.
