🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KiwiKunt]

“Waaah feel sorry for me “

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God I hope it is something that pisses off the Haydurs - I miss the old days

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Any guesses? Whatever it is its stupid already
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Also lol
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Let's not lie to ourselves, nothing is going to change.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I hope it is a makeup channel. It has been highly requested.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Let's not lie to ourselves, nothing is going to change.

Exactly. What could she possibly do? For almost a week now she’s been on Twitter practically nonstop, only taking breaks to stuff her face and sleep on Couch Pillow Mountain. How fascinating.

 

[PettyBitch]

I'm sure that whatever the new direction is, she'll absolutely adhere to it and provide quality content while accepting constructive criticism from different sources.

 

[draculasestateagent]

If it’s ASMR like her magazine flipping, typing or felt tip pen rustling I’m out.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

She's going to take us on her Learning to Skydive! journey.

I'd pay to see her fat flapping in the wind as she comes down

 

[marjoram]

It's gonna be Party Games!
First video will be Amber playing Pin the Tail on the Thumb, and Thumby will let her. Then will come videos like Spin the Thumb and Thumby will let her and Hide and Not Seek the Thumb and Thumby will let her...

 

[dingobaby]

Oh, a makeup channel would be great
"so this... mwave color really extenuates my undertones"

Or a Torrid haul channel
"This cooling material is great for summer and the tag says it's from Bangle desh, that sounds so fanceeee!"

 

[DefCon Dumb]

What ever she earnestly proclaims while "we talk about it", she won't stick to for more than a week. I can guarantee she's not morphing into a channel discussing the proper use of English: "... decided what my channel is going to be the focus of." Whatever she does, glad she's officially given it thought; she must have taken another shower.

I don't think she's going to surprise us with anything new; she simply can't stretch her mind that much. I'm convinced she'd love to do non-stop mukbangs but fears the fallout. Weight loss? She's not interested. Product or movie reviews? Again, no ability to string together enough coherent thoughts or words to pull that off. Cooking? She'd need to learn to cook first.

Looks like we'll find out later this evening. Not waiting with bated breath here.

 

[Xenomorph]

Muh cansur survivor journeeeee

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Muh cansur survivor journeeeee

Erm a survivuh, Erm not gon give up
Erm not gon stop, Erm gon eat hardurr
Erm a survivuh, Erm gon mookbong
I willz survive, keep on surviveeeen!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Pot meet kettle...

 

[ADHD]

Any guesses? Whatever it is its stupid already
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"GOING BACK TO COLLEGE!?!?!? APPLY WITH ME!!!!!"

She'll get rejected, end arc. Back to mukbangs.

 

[Gunslinger]

She's going to take us on her Learning to Skydive! journey.

That's not until after her weightloss journey when she has all those extra skin flaps.

 

[Skippy1931]

If it’s ASMR like her magazine flipping, typing or felt tip pen rustling I’m out.

Omg or even worse an eating amsr she is already brutal can you imagine

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Omg or even worse an eating amsr she is already brutal can you imagine

Watching her angry badger mouth feverishly chewing is bad enough without having to hear her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Well, what is Amber good at? So far, we know that she is a world famous dancer and choreographer, a fantastic soccer player and a prize winning writer. Thus, her channel will be either a dance and choreography vlogs where she show us how to dance, or a vlog on her opinions on last year’s English Premier League, or finally, provide us with her poetry.

 

[fvckm3]

Fatphobic, idiotfobic, LyingAssPhobic, ManipulativeBitchPhobic - its all here boys.