🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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We would already have an ugly sobbing video if the results were bad.
I feel she just needs time to ask her Facebook group cancer friends to verify if what the doctor told her is correct or not.
 
An "amazing" PCA worker would know that you don't need to add 'worker' to Personal Care Assistant. I'd love to hear her thoughts on how exactly she was amazing at this job where, as the response to that claim said, she filmed co-workers who clearly didn't like & seemed to spend her shifts taking the piss.
 
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An "amazing" PCA worker would know that you don't need 'worker' to Personal Care Assistant

It's also confusing. I initially interpreted PCA as "patient controlled analgesia" and thought she meant she was good at working that.
 
Ugh - edited my last item - missed a few words. PCAs have a tough job - it can be physically very demanding & emotionally draining. I don't see how she would have been able to do the job. These residences tend to be chronically understaffed & the work is, to put it mildly, fast paced.
 
If she figures out ahead of time there's no chance she'll end up with an actual child, she could go for an adoption saga.

Adoption is far too complicated for Amber to waste her precious eating time and money on. Inductive reasoning isn't one of her strengths.
I wouldn't wish for any child to be stuck in that cesspit of a family, but I'm still hoping that she'll pull an Amy and kidnap her totally legal child from some third-world country.
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Adoption is far too complicated for Amber to waste her precious eating time and money on. Inductive reasoning isn't one of her strengths.
I wouldn't wish for any child to be stuck in that cesspit of a family, but I'm still hoping that she'll pull an Amy and kidnap her totally legal child from some third-world country.
:optimistic:

An Eric Muppet child with a black skin would be epic. But that ain't never gonna happen. Thank the lord for small favors.
 
I’m thinking Becky has had a better life with Fatass than she ever did with any of her family.

And that doesn’t say much about Fatass. Actually it’s pretty sad.
That's what makes Becky so good for Amber. Usually Amber has to actively seek out these mentally stunted lesbians with bad home lives to date. Becky decided on her own 'eh, it can't be much worse than what I've already got.' A cheesecake might as well have gained sentience and walked itself up to Amber for her to eat, deciding that it beats going slowly stale in the bakery.
I think it was actually some going on about Rain Petals Eaves Drop again - she will never shake that off without a proper closure video
Excuse you. It's Rain And Petals Eavesdrop.

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Rape
 
Adoption is far too complicated for Amber to waste her precious eating time and money on. Inductive reasoning isn't one of her strengths.
I wouldn't wish for any child to be stuck in that cesspit of a family, but I'm still hoping that she'll pull an Amy and kidnap her totally legal child from some third-world country.
:optimistic:

Inshallah.

But honestly like someone said, normally I'd be worried about her getting a kid but that requires werk so honestly I'm not too worried that that'll happen. I hope I don't have to eat my words later.
 
Jesus, I sincerely hope she didn't immediately call Becky "balling" her eyes out when she got that call from her oncologist. Becky should be able focus entirely on a pretty upsetting day for the Williams clan, and not have to do emotional baby-sitting for ALR. What am I saying, of course ALR called Becky at her mum's funeral to tell her the latest news. She couldn't wait until after like someone with actual empathy.

Most PCA workers don't weigh as much as a buffalo and break couches in their workplace.
Most PCA workers also have qualification and training, and aren't just kitchen volunteers who waddled after their gorlfriend during her shift. Calling herself an actual PCA worker is slap to the face of actual carers who deal with a very emotionally and physically taxing job. Then again, this Amberlynn. She called herself a "government worker" at that phone centre.
 
She's back already

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All long term cancer survivors I know catch the disease at routine check ups, very early stages, the ones who were diagnosed after a time of neglect symptoms ( her case), are all dead.
Good luck Hambo.
 
'... about some small shit I lied about..." Okay, I just listened to the first 5 minutes of her "things I've Lied About" video... it's handy when my "Contempt For Amber" levels are dropping & are due to be topped up. When she filmed that video, she said she was nervous. Why be nervous if it was truly 'small shit". Why would that be nerve wracking? I'd forgotten she tossed out "if you guys even care" - yes dipstick, the majority of people care about the TRUTH.

"Backlash hurts. Wanted to protect myself." You pissy little weakling. The way to avoid UNWARRANTED backlash is not to lie... about anything. If you don't want to talk about something then don't. That's more honest than making up greasy little lies.

"I'm not a liar" in a video titled "Things I've Lied About? - yeah... She figured she could get away with lying about her aunt Tammy because she didn't know Tammy or her family ever watched her videos. Kind of like, you figured you could snatch cookies from a cookie jar because you didn't think anybody checked how many cookies were in there? Aunt Tammy & family were 'greatly offended"... well, no shit. Most people are going to be if you're going to drag them publicly under the cowardly excuse that you didn't think they'd find out.

I tapped out after 5 minutes because tonight to be truthful, I'm not being as detached as I should be when listening to or reading her stuff. And that is MY failing.

"Small shit"? The lies she listed, (again, I didn't go through that whole video), I heard aren't what most would consider small. But that casually, snarky, snippy comment unequivocally confirms that the 'small shit' in question isn't the lies but the person who uttered them.
 
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Does uterine cancer cause UTIs? She's a life long landwhale with abysmal hygiene. Why couldn't she have had both? She wouldn't have been "misdiagnosed" with a UTI, she would have just not been diagnosed with the cancer because no one had yet gone spelunking in her period hole. For that matter, if she was truly constantly bleeding, wouldn't that have gotten some attention when she went to the ER?

Or is she actually right about this?
 
Check her video titled "Confessing Everything I've Lied About" - August 5, 2016
Right, but that's the video where she admits that, even when she is actively gaining weight, she lies and says that she is losing weight? Considering that her channel is about her weightloss jOUrnEy, well, I wouldnt say that's some small shit to lie about. Always has to gaslight and downplay her fuckups. Bitch.

Why couldn't she have had both?
She probably had both but wants double victim points. Poor me, I'm not nasty, I was misdiagnosed!!
 
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