🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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it's pretty lucky she's recovering from having her [lady parts] yanked out so becky didn't have the unpleasant task of telling hamber she's not invited to the funeral because everyone [glinking] hates her
She would not go anyway. Amber had to bring a mattress into the shared living space to sit on. What would she do at a church or funeral home that is hours from her new home? It is not like she could borrow a giant casket to take a nap in (not that they are comfortable). This is hours of serious discomfort without the joy of orange chicken at the end. Amber would have no part of it in the best of days.
 
I honestly think the same thing about Chantal, both of these girls love to pull the fat shaming ableist card when it suits them, they’re both happy using walking aids in public (amber with her scootypuff and Chantal with her new walker) and both claim binge eating disorder as an excuse to eat whatever they want. Amber is less obvious about it than Chantal but both are just as guilty for the mindset of victim hood.
I think the problem with surgery is that it would limit what they eat. These lardarses would be fine with losing weight if they could gorge themselves on sweets. Both would take a magic pill that made them thing assuming it required no other work. They are not alone in this. HAES types are all about the idea of no bad foods and listening to their body when it comes to what they eat. This gives rise to the idea of "weight neutral" health. Cake for breakfast is not a rare treat, but the only way to live.

Specifically about Ambs, I think she would be okay with 300 pounds if she could eat like a 600 pounder. She would be mobile enough to get around without a huffing and puffing like a steam engine and could buy XXXXXXL shirts to wear as shirts instead of XXXXXL dresses.
 

'She claims to have been an 'amazing' PCA worker - and yet we have all seen the evidence to the contrary - She actually believes she was amazing - that sums it up
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"So...my pathology results came back. My oncologist just called me. I’ll have to make a video eventually to talk about it." Tweet #1
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"I’m gonna wait till my mom leaves and until things have calmed down a bit. A lot is going on right now." Tweet #2
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This definitely sounds like it's good news and she wants to drag the saga out.

Edit: ack, ninja'd. Maybe we're too jaded, though.
Nah, if she got some terrible news methmom wouldn’t be leaving and she’d be dropping bigger pity hints. She’s just drawing this out for maximum video views for a nothing burger
 
She would not go anyway. Amber had to bring a mattress into the shared living space to sit on. What would she do at a church or funeral home that is hours from her new home? It is not like she could borrow a giant casket to take a nap in (not that they are comfortable). This is hours of serious discomfort without the joy of orange chicken at the end. Amber would have no part of it in the best of days.
Agreed! Wasn't there a video about a year back when Becky went home for a few days (presumably cause of health stuff related to her mom), and Amber "couldn't" go because she had other responsibilities at home, which consisted solely of her making a lazy-ass makeup video using Trisha Paytas glitter? I guess transforming herself into a fat mermaid for Adsense coin couldn't be done anywhere else, except in her dirty, unmade bed. I may have the timeline confused, but she always had an excuse for not going on these trips. I'm sure she's more than thrilled to have a legitimate excuse to miss this one. Not that her presence there would be wanted regardless, but she's a fucking liar pretending she would be there under any other circumstances.

Now we all get to wait with bated breath to find out that the pathology report indicates she is hulthy, just big. I agree with @MirnaMinkoff's theory that if it was anything serious, her mom wouldn't be leaving so soon. And if it IS serious, then I guess she can go cry to someone else about it.

A refresher, for anyone that forgot about this iconic moment:

"Thank you for being sweet..."

:hillary:
 
Anyone catch the comment that caused her to sperg out and delete? All looked like ass pats to me.

I think it was actually some going on about Rain Petals Eaves Drop again - she will never shake that off without a proper closure video
 
She may have deleted (or privated) it to create drama. "Got my path report". Shuts down Twitter as a cliffhanger ellipses moment.
 
Yeah she cannot handle anything about the time she lied and accused her ex of raping her when it was in fact Fat Amber who was the abuser. What a surprise.
 
She was getting a lot of shit accusing her of faking depression, asking why Necky couldn't be arsed to wash her hair, shit about how she wasn't supporting Necky in her Time of Need, comments about Casey and more, and that's just the stuff she replied to.
 
Just deleted her twitter, I don't think that Q&A went well.

Truly an understatement. People were bringing up Twinkie health, she was being passive aggressive and was sometimes just plain old aggressive... My personal favorite - "I have had uterine cancer for almost 3 years". It was a recent period then it was 2 years, it's now 3... maybe she was born with it.

Also notably moronic - when she was like "I have slept amazing for the past 4 days" and "my anxiety has been really good, too busy worrying about other people". Or maybe she is finally happy she can be Victimlynn freely. Whatever your thought on Becky might be, girl lost a parent to cancer. Her gf at the same time "slept amazing".
 
Pphhtt!! She's simply trying to draw out the drama - think of a 12 year old fiercely whispering, all goggle eyed that she just hear the most AAWUL thing about ...X... & she'll tell you at lunch!

And I'm going to treat it about as seriously as that.
 
Y'all are assuming Hamber understood one fucking thing the oncologist told her, good or bad. She needs time to google this shit and figure out how to spin it for maximum pity points.
If she figures out ahead of time there's no chance she'll end up with an actual child, she could go for an adoption saga.
 
If she figures out ahead of time there's no chance she'll end up with an actual child, she could go for an adoption saga.

God help that poor kid. But I honestly believe no adoption agency would let her adopt a child. For fuck's sake, Hamber IS a child with zero responsibility for anything in her life.
 
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