🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Surgery today or tomorrow, based on best guesses from the few times she got close to mentioning when. Tomorrow seems most likely & I can't see her going to hospital without first uploading something, even if it's just a post about her 'muh anxieteeee' on her community tab.

I'd be really surprised if she uploaded anything in the immediate post-op period. She may be brain fuddled from anesthesia - some are alert almost right away & others take a few days, she WILL be in a lot of pain or blotto from the strong pain meds she will desperately need. She may feel nauseated... & those few things don't account for any complications she may have or during or immediately after surgery.

That being said, she may be one of the lucky people who wakes up fine & her pain meds do the job & leave her blissfully stoned. A livestream under those conditions would be gold.
 
Being relativly new to the Gorl sphere, is she counselled by an actual doctor or does she simply fuck off and searches for another one when they tell her to start losing weight asap?

She sounds so deluded to her condition yet can't walk a 200 meters distance without keeling over and craving orange chicken.
 
DavieJones714 said:
They recommend the mukbanging bitch that eats live animals
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Did not know this until I am today years old......what the actual fuck. But yeah, you are right. I was being totally naive there
DavieJones714 said:
Shane Dawson, The Paul's, Tana the toothbrush Mongo Manjuice, Jaclyn Hill, Jeffree Star, Onision, etc.
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Another good point. I really hate I don't follow the beauty community or any of those walking cancerous tumors yet somehow their drama always fill my timeline.

DefCon Dumb said:
Surgery today or tomorrow, based on best guesses from the few times she got close to mentioning when. Tomorrow seems most likely & I can't see her going to hospital without first uploading something, even if it's just a post about her 'muh anxieteeee' on her community tab.

I'd be really surprised if she uploaded anything in the immediate post-op period. She may be brain fuddled from anesthesia - some are alert almost right away & others take a few days, she WILL be in a lot of pain or blotto from the strong pain meds she will desperately need. She may feel nauseated... & those few things don't account for any complications she may have or during or immediately after surgery.

That being said, she may be one of the lucky people who wakes up fine & her pain meds do the job & leave her blissfully stoned. A livestream under those conditions would be gold.
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I don't think so on that last part. Especially at her weight? She probably has more of a chance winning every lottery under the sun. Not to mention this cow is notoriously bad at following any kind of medical advice, she would probably start picking at her stitches or start her recovery binges right away. I personally would love to see how fast will it take her to literally burst from the seams with the mookbongs following the surgery.

Another farmer suggested she may bail on the procedure because of her anxieteeee and being a giant narc pussy in general. Everything is an unknown variable as of now.
 
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This is a PSA reminder that ALR is literally turning 30 this year. I know we all know this but it's so easy to forget due to her being absolutely mentally stunted. Any normal adult life change, like moving, shows how bleek her life is. Carry on!
 
TheTractor said:
Being relativly new to the Gorl sphere, is she counselled by an actual doctor or does she simply fuck off and searches for another one when they tell her to start losing weight asap?
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She fucks off and doctor shops when a doctor tells her something she doesn’t like. She argues “Oh do your research guyz! You’ll see it’s normal for people to go to multiple doctors to find the right one!” and makes up all kinds of excuses as to why she didn’t take the doctor’s advice, such as “Oh that doctor wasn’t a good match for me! Becky even said so!”
 
When she meets our lord, I feel we owe it to the poor funeral director who embalms her to send them a large vat of Liquor, one could only imagine the other horrors that lie within.
 
AllCISPeople said:
She fucks off and doctor shops when a doctor tells her something she doesn’t like. She argues “Oh do your research guyz! You’ll see it’s normal for people to go to multiple doctors to find the right one!” and makes up all kinds of excuses as to why she didn’t take the doctor’s advice, such as “Oh that doctor wasn’t a good match for me! Becky even said so!”
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Then she gets all pissy when people say she's doctor shopping. Because it's so different when she does it, guise, and it isn't even doctor shopping because she's not trying to get drugs. So there.
 
Random aside, but it's always lowkey bothered me how Amber seems to think she's a prize pig (no pun intended) in the lesbian world because she's ssssooooooooo ~*~femme~*~

While femmes are for sure a minority in the lesbian community, they also aren't a lot of dykes' preference at all. Literally any lesbian I know would take a hot, fit, clean butch over a 600lb femme with vag cancer any day of the week
 
Xenomorph said:
Methmother will be dippin in those sweet narcotics fatty brings home.
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Methmother will have to fight Benzo Becky for the percs. Might get scary for Amber. Amber will be bleeding puss out of her period hole/hyster hole, unable to heave herself up, and the caretakers will be passed out. I see disaster in her future without the boys around to wake everybody up.
 
DavieJones714 said:
Methmother will have to fight Benzo Becky for the percs. Might get scary for Amber. Amber will be bleeding puss out of her period hole/hyster hole, unable to heave herself up, and the caretakers will be passed out. I see disaster in her future without the boys around to wake everybody up.
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Oh gosh that would so happen! I can't do the math on how free rent and food and stuff is anywhere near worth it when you consider you'd have to put up with Amber whinging and carrying on, and have to wipe her arse, and basically be her slave, and maybe even have to touch her in sexy ways. Run away Becky!!
 
how now brown cow said:
Oh gosh that would so happen! I can't do the math on how free rent and food and stuff is anywhere near worth it when you consider you'd have to put up with Amber whinging and carrying on, and have to wipe her arse, and basically be her slave, and maybe even have to touch her in sexy ways. Run away Becky!!
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Hey Becky. Hows it goin? The hyster wound getting ya down? Fupa licking getting smelly? Take another perc, you're doing great sweetie.
 
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I think this is an unpopular opinion but I'm actually really excited for this new era. Just imagine Amber being out and about in 'the big city' getting socially ostracized, her finally ballooning to an undeniable 600 LBs from the cheesecake factory that is now just minutes away, and her and becky's relationship disintegrating to usher in the new boyish sped of a gf. We may even get to see her in the apartment's gym attempting to wattle on a treadmill or taking a dip in the pool surrounded by normal sized people. The fag shanty had its moments of being entertaining but those were few and far between. Bring on Urbanitelynn.

Also, I can't wait for the day a haydur takes a picture of hamber in the wild and spooks her.
 
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