🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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MissDrama said:
Imagine googling 'Amberlynn Reid' expecting to find the porn actress and her content, only to find our 500lb gorl photos with her unwashed hair bun, beanbag body and lymphadema legs, eating a whole rotisserie chicken.

Big turn off.
Bad business for our porn actress friend.
She should consider getting a new artictic alias.
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I think it was specifically the hashtag #AmberLynn that had the washed up old slut big mad. It's pretty funny, really. Her porn career began in 1983. Her videos would have been published on VHS. Who would be looking for anything related to her on Twitter, of all places? She's a dinosaur.
 
Amber’s period hole said:
Her full name is Amber Lynn Reid, people have found official records that match. She said her mom useful to call her “Amberlynn”, probably due to her constant meth highs, so she removed the space.

The porn slut uses Amberlynn Reid as her pseudonym (or maybe it’s her actual name), and also may have registered a trademark on it. But it’s confirmed that Amber’s name is Amber Lynn Reid.
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The interesting thing is both are true. She did say on camera that her real name was Amber not Amberlynn. I’m super shocked she would come on YouTube and lie!! Whatever the truth is, she was worried enough to drop the Lynn.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
If I'm remembering the time right, she picked up Mommie Dearest on June 9th so... 4 weeks tomorrow.

She said her mother, (last she's talked about it), was staying 2 months which leads me to think surgery is some time this week - Monday the 13th at the latest. Only saying that because if the idea was Momma being there to care for her at home post-op; when she's finally discharged, if Momma is going home at the beginning of August, that only gives Amber 2 weeks or so to LARP "Recovery Issues" before a) Momma goes back to her job & fiancée or b) Amber convinced her to move to Kentucky.

Added: particularly bad use of filters in this one. The lighting, (if you compare the highlighted skin on both faces), is completely uneven.
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Does nothing for the beetus paws. I guess she's too cheap for a supermarket bottle of spack..I mean full coverage concealer? She ran out of the Becca?

ADHD said:
I think it was specifically the hashtag #AmberLynn that had the washed up old slut big mad. It's pretty funny, really. Her porn career began in 1983. Her videos would have been published on VHS. Who would be looking for anything related to her on Twitter, of all places? She's a dinosaur.
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Narcissism spans decades. This washed up porn actress probably has plenty of mental health issues.
 
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MissDrama said:
All I'm gonna say is that if we don't get a vlog that documents her surgery and experience in the hospital I'll be mad as hell.

She finally will have some interesting content to post in her channel, and not just another 'walk with me' video or lazy mukbang.
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I’d watch a hospital food mukbang. No doubt she’d be on dietary restrictions; the struggle to make canned green beans and foot flavored chicken look like it tastes “sthooo good” would be hilarious.
 
Gorlax said:
I’d watch a hospital food mukbang. No doubt she’d be on dietary restrictions; the struggle to make canned green beans and foot flavored chicken look like it tastes “sthooo good” would be hilarious.
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Imagine the strictest of hospital food where it’s all liquid and no sodium.
 
SassyAndMorbidlyObese said:
Does nothing for the beetus paws. I guess she's too cheap for a supermarket bottle of spack..I mean full coverage concealer? She ran out of the Becca?
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Drink indeed. I'm just praising God I just need translucent powder in my face, her overall complexion is alarming. If I had those fingers, well, I'd be faster than a beanbag in hurry to my doctor's office.
 
SassyAndMorbidlyObese said:
Drink indeed. I'm just praising God I just need translucent powder in my face, her overall complexion is alarming. If I had those fingers, well, I'd be faster than a beanbag in hurry to my doctor's office.
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First rule of Kiwi Club - leave /check your tragic flexing at the door
 
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I'm just curious when the inevitable Kristine and Amberlynn bust-up is going to happen. I'm guessing right about now Kristine is coming to the realization that she gives even less of a shit about her kid then she did back in the past and that her daughter is a (literal) massive lying cunt who has no real redeeming qualities. Seems like the sniping and snark has started already if they are criticizing each other's dietary choices, so the big question is whether Kristine will be able to hold out and stay until Amberlynn is post-surgery or will she make a run for it. I bet she is regretting her decision to go to Kentucky though.
 
Pog Mathoin said:
I'm just curious when the inevitable Kristine and Amberlynn bust-up is going to happen. I'm guessing right about now Kristine is coming to the realization that she gives even less of a shit about her kid then she did back in the past and that her daughter is a (literal) massive lying cunt who has no real redeeming qualities. Seems like the sniping and snark has started already if they are criticizing each other's dietary choices, so the big question is whether Kristine will be able to hold out and stay until Amberlynn is post-surgery or will she make a run for it. I bet she is regretting her decision to go to Kentucky though.
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Idk. In my experience shitty moms are only ever proud of their shitty daughters, until the time inevitably comes where they start acting shitty towards each other. Outside of that, I think Kristine Meth is probably looking at all the cunty videos Amber has made sperging at her haydurs (if she even cares enough to watch) and thinking, “I raised her right :)”
 
Pog Mathoin said:
I'm just curious when the inevitable Kristine and Amberlynn bust-up is going to happen. I'm guessing right about now Kristine is coming to the realization that she gives even less of a shit about her kid then she did back in the past and that her daughter is a (literal) massive lying cunt who has no real redeeming qualities. Seems like the sniping and snark has started already if they are criticizing each other's dietary choices, so the big question is whether Kristine will be able to hold out and stay until Amberlynn is post-surgery or will she make a run for it. I bet she is regretting her decision to go to Kentucky though.
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She's in standby hoping Hambo die on the table or soon after, so she can claim some coins, if she survives, Mammameth will go home quick.
 
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Amberlynn texting with a guy
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Twinkie said:
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Amberlynn texting with a guy
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“I’m pretty, so that’s all that matters.”

Since then, nothing has changed. She still thinks that she is the cutest person in the whole world, and her weight is nothing but an illusion. She is afraid that if she loses weight, her sagging skin will mar her loveliness. No wonder she needs to be the prettiest in the relationships; the other person needs to look like a fat teenage boy.
 
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In some speculation threads, I had made a post where one day the last video we see from Amber, could just be her last video. Well... we're in the End Game now...
 
Hey guys, here is a tip for all video threads: Didn't watch the video? Then don't fucking comment just to say you didn't watch it, especially if you aren't capable of being witty and making us laugh. I'm tired of sticker-farming shit like this:

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The irony of people who post like this, complaining about AL putting no effort into her content :lunacy: :lunacy:

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