🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's almost as if being a horrible person your whole life has consequences. Who knew?
 
Farmers only .com said:
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Did you guys forget?!?! Not only do I have cancer but I also have HATERS!!! Give me ass pats!
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Ooh that’s harsh, imagine if somebody said that to you. She’s used to it I know but yeah that is really f ing cruel. She is in an abusive codependent relationship with these haydurs it’s really sick.
Break through hammy, break through! Lol you need a fucking meeting codependents anonymous to handle this shit with the world lmao imagine her shares? Well I depend on my viewers to pay my bills but they are cruel and mean to me. Then she can learn she needs to be independent of the haters if she is ever to break free, she must find another money source, such as merchandising or suctioning off her ALR goods. People would pay a ton of money on eBay for the gray bra or the actual leggings! She could buy herself ten of the new ones with that money. Auction of a layg shot exclusive to highest bidder. She needs to work it! Be like the kardashian mom
 
Don't judge our girl for wanting ass pats. We all need ass pats here and there, but the larger the ass the more frequent pats are needed to sustain it. Most of us can go day or even weeks without an ass pat. Amber Lynn's ass is so enormous, the sheer number of ass pats she needs on a daily basis is mind numbing.
 
JaneThough said:
We all need ass pats here and there, but the larger the ass the more frequent pats are needed to sustain it.
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Bullshit. There ain't enough hands on this planet to pat that enormous shelf ass.

Look, I'll asspat any righteous deserving individual and do as the need and occasion fits.

But this self-serving cunt deserves every ounce of scorn being currently thrown in her direction. No asspats here. Why? She told me (us) that we're "dispektful pieces of fucking shit."

Fuck her. Fuck her cancer. And fuck anyone that thinks she deserves an ounce of sympathy and asspats because of it.

She is vile. End of rant.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Bullshit. There ain't enough hands on this planet to pat that enormous shelf ass.

Look, I'll asspat any righteous deserving individual and do as the need and occasion fits.

But this self-serving cunt deserves every ounce of scorn being currently thrown in her direction. No asspats here. Why? She told me (us) that we're "dispektful pieces of fucking shit."

Fuck her. Fuck her cancer. And fuck anyone that thinks she deserves an ounce of sympathy and asspats because of it.

She is vile. End of rant.
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Noticed the ones giving asspats are probably massive whales like herself who can relate. Or...
The holier than thou types who think they can fix this forever toxic beast.
 
Farmers only .com said:
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Okay, boo, let's assume this isn't a sock account your's

You're still 🌈🌈🌈 as fuck to think that won't happen and you'll instead lose 350 lbs and start living a normal life

Edit: Looked over her profile and it was made on July 2nd, I think. The only other person she follows is Chantal

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And of course she already got a bunch of hate comments on her only post which is her pfp, some are accusing her of being one of Amber's sock accounts

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Make what you will of it, I still believe it's just Amber who has nothing else better to do.
 
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She dead yet?


(I know, I know. Yam bad farmer. But I look after the shed where we keep the bodies and you can imagine the size of pit I'm having to dig. It'll be great, they said; sit in the sun with me cocoa, read the paper, have a bit of a snooze.....then it all goes mental, there's an influx of rejects sent back from the knacker's yard and fucking mad Misty really bollixes up my ledgers by dying then coming back to life and now I'm having to build the equivalent of the Sarcophagus* jic Big Albert kicks the bucket - and I've only got three planks, some bent nails and a blunt saw - and you try resigning from Kiwi Farms; Dear Leader gets his contracts off Satan and @THOTto just answered "hahahaha. No." So yes, bad farmer but Reasons. Feel sorry for me and tell me if she's lumbered off this mortal coil yet. For fucksake....*Clanger potters off to continue digging the death pit, muttering all the way*)


*Chernobyl. For obvious reasons. Albert could poison the water table for aeons. As it is, the Great Pacific Gyre is going to double in size just from her earring collection. Gorl dyeeeeen is going to be an environmental catastrophe the likes of which we've never seen before. Doom, gloom etc.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
She dead yet?


(I know, I know. Yam bad farmer. But I look after the shed where we keep the bodies and you can imagine the size of pit I'm having to dig. It'll be great, they said; sit in the sun with me cocoa, read the paper, have a bit of a snooze.....then it all goes mental, there's an influx of rejects sent back from the knacker's yard and fucking mad Misty really bollixes up my ledgers by dying then coming back to life and now I'm having to build the equivalent of the Sarcophagus* jic Big Albert kicks the bucket - and I've only got three planks, some bent nails and a blunt saw - and you try resigning from Kiwi Farms; Dear Leader gets his contracts off Satan and @THOTto just answered "hahahaha. No." So yes, bad farmer but Reasons. Feel sorry for me and tell me if she's lumbered off this mortal coil yet. For fucksake....*Clanger potters off to continue digging the death pit, muttering all the way*)


*Chernobyl. For obvious reasons. Albert could poison the water table for aeons. As it is, the Great Pacific Gyre is going to double in size just from her earring collection. Gorl dyeeeeen is going to be an environmental catastrophe the likes of which we've never seen before. Doom, gloom etc.
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You’re gonna need a bigger field
 
pr3nt177 said:
“I honestly feel like if ever I got cancer I would completely change the way I ate…”
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like the diabetus eats away at your dainty feel?
niid, you would not. if not worse, for your binges are born out of stress....
 
Farmers only .com said:
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Did you guys forget?!?! Not only do I have cancer but I also have HATERS!!! Give me ass pats!
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I made the mistake of commenting on this when I saw it on Reddit. Got dog piled by a bunch of people who can’t rationalize that there are mean people on the internet. Never again. All I said was that people like this exist and she wouldn’t have to deal with it if she had a job. WOOOOSH SJW comments

Honestly I’m sure she hears worse anyway. I’ve seen worse. Everyone knows people say stuff like that to her, I don’t see why she tries to use stuff like that for shock value. Nobody is shocked.
 
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