🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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iLoveDoe said:
How long is she going to keep those stupid fake spider layygs eye lashes on for? Does she really think she has to do her makeup everytime she goes to the cancer center?

She does know she's not meant to keep those on forever, right?
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Stye queen uses hair shit on her face, so let's see how these ugly lashes work out for her. Honestly, they are so heavy and overwhelming that they cast shadows over her eyes and make her look even sicker. That might be why she wears them.
 
Punkinsplice said:
Some landlords are not bothered as long as the rent is paid. It is a poor area in KY, so the lease is probably two sentences and an X where Ricky signed.
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I was gonna say this. The landlord is lucky that someone with a meth lab didn’t move in. As much as I think the entire household is full of awful people who are fucking idiots, they seem to be decent tenants, especially for where they live. He’s probably gonna try to hold onto them as long as he can.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Given the mess bedbugs leave I don't know how the fuck people can have them and not notice but it happens often enough, especially people who are all around filthy and never change bedding or clean their furniture. Maybe fumigation was why Amber was really in a hotel, who the fuck knows.
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Eh, I disagree. I've had a run-in with bed bugs in college when I was living in a dorm and we didn't know what the problem was until my roommate woke up covered in them one night. Although if they closed a whole building because of beg bugs, the problem must have been PRETTY bad.
 
mythical mother said:
I was gonna say this. The landlord is lucky that someone with a meth lab didn’t move in. As much as I think the entire household is full of awful people who are fucking idiots, they seem to be decent tenants, especially for where they live. He’s probably gonna try to hold onto them as long as he can.
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I was thinking the same. They aren't the neatest group, but you don't see them trashing the house or neglecting stuff. As long as Al doesn't die or become unresponsive in there, they are probably model tenants.
 
Punkinsplice said:
Stye queen uses hair shit on her face, so let's see how these ugly lashes work out for her. Honestly, they are so heavy and overwhelming that they cast shadows over her eyes and make her look even sicker. That might be why she wears them.
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Honestly, I'm surprised she was even able to apply them halfway decent. Lashes are difficult to apply for people who actually do make up.
 
Instead of sending Becky to a war zone, she should buy stuff from Amazon and Lysol the entire box (in and out) like how she spray sunscreen to her face or how she spray Pam onto salmon
 
The overwhelming scent of BBW candles and sweaty fupa probably keeps landlords and bedbugs away. Covers up the smell of dirty litter boxes, places the dogs peed from not getting outside enough, and all the spots where Rickie probably had a dirty ass after faggotry.

But, man, imagine the feast those bugs would have with Hamber.

If they had carpet, that house would need to be demolished. Think about the difference barefloors make.
 
tenbread said:
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She has to be deleting comments right? When I scrolled through I only saw positive ones besides the couple that were critical. Just seems off.
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Late, but I thought I'd have some fun and increase the definition...
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Oh sweet Jesus. Gorl is 29 going on 80.
Remember ladies, 10k a month or not, eating yourself to death on camera just isn't worth it.
 
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Just upload them all already! It isn't like they will make more money if she waited.

[Insert clickbait title] done.
 
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This is one of Amber's main problems - People who actually offer her constructive advice that should should pay attention too she ignores and brushes them off but the haydurs who say stuff mostly because they don't like her she obsesses over and goes off on
 
It's funny to me how much she obsesses over having people believe her that she really has cancer.

And even if she does, how much of a shit do you really think she gives?

You stop caring about your health and you eat out of control to the point you can only walk for 7 minutes in place but you're still delusional to yourself by saying "at least I can still walk", so I don't see why cancer is any different as for why she would care.
 
DeathFat420 said:
The insistence of a lack of the g on “fuckin” in that text wall made me a bit MOTI, not gonna lie.
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Me too. It stuck out to me. Because I know she would be lip smacking with fake lashes fluttering if she were speaking those words. When she got to "fuckin" in her monologue, she would have said it with robustness, patting herself on the back for putting us in our place.

Also, major tl;dr: believe me cos I deserve sympathy. Same old song and dance we've heard for yearssssss
 
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