🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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boat_rocker said:
I figured that might have been the case! I really appreciate your answer and the chart. just even the little bits you've said gave me insight I wasn't aware of! amber is an incredible specimen to me not only just for the sheer horror and awe of how she's even remained alive this long not only due to her weight but the empty space her brain rattles in called a head.
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Her Burger King mukbang is probably her best video where she doesn't bother putting up an act and she's just her raw self
 
iLoveDoe said:
Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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Her Burger King mukbang is probably her best video where she doesn't bother putting up an act and she's just her raw self
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Is that the "I got a dietician, y'all!" (Crunchcrunch) video?
 
There is also the endlessly funny "You already stirred the pot" masterpiece. You haven't lived until you've watched Thumby mean mug the camera for 30 some odd minutes.
Ooooo so tough, so scwary.....

PS-Who made the edit of Thumb's "50 things about me" video? That one killed me.

ETA: Got it. "50 Facts about Becky" Katie W.
It's brilliant
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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You know whats funny too, Eric the Brillo pad claimed to have worked for Family Doll Hair but since he was so smexy the manager sexually harassed him, in rural Kentucky :story:
Imagine this is the location he worked at lmaoooooooooo
 
Xenomorph said:
You know whats funny too, Eric the Brillo pad claimed to have worked for Family Doll Hair but since he was so smexy the manager sexually harassed him, in rural Kentucky :story:
Imagine this is the location he worked at lmaoooooooooo
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Bubba got too fired up over Eric's feminine charm
 
Xenomorph said:
You know whats funny too, Eric the Brillo pad claimed to have worked for Family Doll Hair but since he was so smexy the manager sexually harassed him, in rural Kentucky :story:
Imagine this is the location he worked at lmaoooooooooo
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The nearest Family Dollar apart from that one is 20 miles away and Eric didn't get his drivers license until a year or so ago, so it's gotta be that location, surely?
 
boat_rocker said:
I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. :story: I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?
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Start with the fat ones
 
so what's with the lack of updates after her big appointment and mamalynn's visit? is she stalling because her diagnosis isn't as bad as she thought and she needs a new game plan? does actually she have stage 4 crotch cancer and they're currently hauling her to OK on a flatbed truck for her final days? did norma finally kick the bucket and she's "grieving" while sending becky on DQ runs?

she had enough time to delete her twitter because people were boolying her over her taco bell feast but idk being fat probably takes up a lot of extra time
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
so what's with the lack of updates after her big appointment and mamalynn's visit? is she stalling because her diagnosis isn't as bad as she thought and she needs a new game plan? does actually she have stage 4 crotch cancer and they're currently hauling her to OK on a flatbed truck for her final days? did norma finally kick the bucket and she's "grieving" while sending becky on DQ runs?

she had enough time to delete her twitter because people were boolying her over her taco bell feast but idk being fat probably takes up a lot of extra time
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i assume she's run out of (PRERECORDED) content and there otherwise isnt a lot going on in Amberland. At least, nothing she'd want to admit to. I'm sure she got scared stupid about health related issues, again, and went on the great kentucky fastfood binge-tour because mentals, again.
 
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a llama weighs 450lbs said:
so what's with the lack of updates after her big appointment and mamalynn's visit? is she stalling because her diagnosis isn't as bad as she thought and she needs a new game plan? does actually she have stage 4 crotch cancer and they're currently hauling her to OK on a flatbed truck for her final days? did norma finally kick the bucket and she's "grieving" while sending becky on DQ runs?

she had enough time to delete her twitter because people were boolying her over her taco bell feast but idk being fat probably takes up a lot of extra time
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I think so... she's putting out her prerecorded crap first. Some people said they felt bad she'll have a bunch of medical bills and will watch her videos without adblock, I wonder if there are still some doing that.
 
497 said:
I think so... she's putting out her prerecorded crap first. Some people said they felt bad she'll have a bunch of medical bills and will watch her videos without adblock, I wonder if there are still some doing that.
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Amber has more disposable income than most of us can dream about - she has no real adult financial commitments - She chose not to get health insurance or save enough for something like this - and now she is looking for a way to scrounge from government programmes designed for the poorest of poor (which she has no chance of qualifying for)

I am ad blocking the shit out of her
 
Pinky&Perky said:
Amber has more disposable income than most of us can dream about - she has no real adult financial commitments - She chose not to get health insurance or save enough for something like this - and now she is looking for a way to scrounge from government programmes designed for the poorest of poor (which she has no chance of qualifying for)

I am ad blocking the shit out of her
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Adblocking will help her get Medicaid. It's the only moral choice, really.
 
FatalTater said:
The idea of Writerlynn trying to fill out medicaid paperwork and having to go to appointments to do even more paperwork amuses me.
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After everything I read about the possibility of Amber getting Medicaid, I do not think that there is any hope for her to get it. Instead, I think that she will delay any treatment till next year after she signs up with Obamacare in November.
 
497 said:
I think so... she's putting out her prerecorded crap first. Some people said they felt bad she'll have a bunch of medical bills and will watch her videos without adblock, I wonder if there are still some doing that.
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When I cruise through the comments, I see good Samaritans telling people to watch the vids elsewhere. I find that incredibly amusing because I picture Big Al just seething when she reads those - because we all know she reads everything about herself, everywhere. Hi, Big Al!

Fascist Ferret said:
Amberlynn addresses a stadium full of haydurs...

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The lipsmacking just puts it right over the top. I love it. Although you know Big Al would appear via facetime or snapchat or something on the Jumbotron. No way she'd be able to waddle all the way to the field. LOL
 
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Wish she wouldn’t use a filter in every photo she ever takes.
 
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