🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hapless Mailman said:
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This rubbish doesn't have a scrap of credibility. But the frugalfag in me cries tears of blood thinking about what a waste this would be. It's impossible to imagine her divvying out the leftovers and eating them over the course of the next day or so.
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This is also a lie. She also had a taco and a Pineapple Freeze, which together added about another 350 calories. And “some chips and dip” was several plate fulls of chips and an entire cup of nacho cheese sauce. The chips are 900 calories for 6 ounces and the sauce is 170 calories for the 4oz container (all numbers are right from Taco Bell’s website). I had her meal at around 1500 calories.
 
Like so Raw you Guys said:
This is also a lie. She also had a taco and a Pineapple Freeze, which together added about another 350 calories. And “some chips and dip” was several plate fulls of chips and an entire cup of nacho cheese sauce. The chips are 900 calories for 6 ounces and the sauce is 170 calories for the 4oz container (all numbers are right from Taco Bell’s website). I had her meal at around 1500 calories.
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Yeah, I'm aware it's a lie; the spread was piled all over the table, and Hamber's got a well-established track record. I'm just pointing out that her excuses hold no water, and that even on the hilarious assumption that it were true, it would be remarkably shitty of her.
 
Hapless Mailman said:
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This rubbish doesn't have a scrap of credibility. But the frugalfag in me cries tears of blood thinking about what a waste this would be. It's impossible to imagine her divvying out the leftovers and eating them over the course of the next day or so.

Still can't believe she couldn't take the 1.5 seconds to type "pre-recorded." None of her videos are fated to be received well, but at least a tiny portion of that Twitter dumpster fire could've been mitigated if she'd cared just a smidgen.
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Hapless Mailman said:
Yeah, I'm aware it's a lie; the spread was piled all over the table, and Hamber's got a well-established track record. I'm just pointing out that her excuses hold no water, and that even on the hilarious assumption that it were true, it would be remarkably shitty of her.
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The problem really is that she lies with impunity. What consequence (external) does she suffer from her nonstop liefests? None. Her lies to herself have major consequences, as anyone with eyeballs could see, but that's internal, and I don't even think pathological liars like her have the ability to understand the difference or have the ability to *not* lie at least to themselves, even if they spew 99% bullshit to everyone else 24/7. She's also an environmental disaster area unto herself in every way possible, from packaging to wasted food.
 
I just honestly couldn’t imagine trading your dignity and dealing with all the bullshit that comes with that (though rightfully deserved in her case) just because I’m too fucking lazy to work at a regular job. I’m a bitch but even I couldn’t fucking do that. It’s probably the biggest thing about her I don’t understand
 
clusterfuckk said:
I just honestly couldn’t imagine trading your dignity and dealing with all the bullshit that comes with that (though rightfully deserved in her case) just because I’m too fucking lazy to work at a regular job. I’m a bitch but even I couldn’t fucking do that. It’s probably the biggest thing about her I don’t understand
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It's not just laziness - its complacency. Her whole life she has been an underachiever, that's why she clings to her memories from grade school of being a dancer. She has always been fat, she doesnt know what life is like any other way. She doesnt Care enough about her mortality to strive for a different lifestyle.
 
Wonky Eye said:
In the new trinity, who do you think is most likely to first spiral out of control ? The food addict full of excuses, the alcoholic/benzo'ed zombie, or the ex meth addict realizing in full force what her daughter's become ?
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Imagine the glorious shitshow if it was all of them at once!
 
Wonky Eye said:
In the new trinity, who do you think is most likely to first spiral out of control ? The food addict full of excuses, the alcoholic/benzo'ed zombie, or the ex meth addict realizing in full force what her daughter's become ?
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The Food addict.

the meth addict would probably just shrug after the food addict dies of fat and continue tweaking in pepperoni.

The alcoholic/benzo zombie is too strung out to get off the couch until the next hit.
 
Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. :story: I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?
 
boat_rocker said:
I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. :story: I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?
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This is actually harder than it sounds. I could tell you about the time a cockroach fell out of her hair, or the time she absolutely molested a piece of salmon before cooking it, or when she misread a label, put hair conditioner on her face, then doubled down and insisted her "cosmetologist friend" told her that it was a beauty secret and LoTS oF PEOple put hair care products on their face for shthuuuper soft skin. There are so many moments like this over the years. It's hard to pick a favorite.

But AL's videos, much like AL herself, are best viewed from a step back. What's really hilarious and weirdly compelling about this gorl is the never-ending cycle of stupidity, excuses, obesity, and vitriol she spits at the haydurs. A lot of her individual videos are gold; a lot are boring as hell, except in the context of the cycle. You kinda have to experience it in full to really appreciate it.

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GargoyleGorl said:
This is actually harder than it sounds. I could tell you about the time a cockroach fell out of her hair, or the time she absolutely molested a piece of salmon before cooking it, or when she misread a label, put hair conditioner on her face, then doubled down and insisted her "cosmetologist friend" told her that it was a beauty secret and LoTS oF PEOple put hair care products on their face for shthuuuper soft skin. There are so many moments like this over the years. It's hard to pick a favorite.

But AL's videos, much like AL herself, are best viewed from a step back. What's really hilarious and weirdly compelling about this gorl is the never-ending cycle of stupidity, excuses, obesity, and vitriol she spits at the haydurs. A lot of her individual videos are gold; a lot are boring as hell, except in the context of the cycle. You kinda have to experience it in full to really appreciate it.

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I figured that might have been the case! I really appreciate your answer and the chart. just even the little bits you've said gave me insight I wasn't aware of! amber is an incredible specimen to me not only just for the sheer horror and awe of how she's even remained alive this long not only due to her weight but the empty space her brain rattles in called a head.
 
boat_rocker said:
I figured that might have been the case! I really appreciate your answer and the chart. just even the little bits you've said gave me insight I wasn't aware of! amber is an incredible specimen to me not only just for the sheer horror and awe of how she's even remained alive this long not only due to her weight but the empty space her brain rattles in called a head.
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You should check out this thread for some greatest hits. Not all the videos in question are linked, but it's a fantastic snapshot of her lunacy.
 
boat_rocker said:
I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. :story: I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?
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My personal favorite is the iconic Density era Pizza Mukbang which coined the phrase "Queen of Moderation". It's always fun watching Al "force" down three big slices of pizza that "she doesn't even really like" while on a strong appetite suppression med.
 
boat_rocker said:
I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. :story: I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?
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This is a good one.
 
Fascist Ferret said:
It's not just laziness - its complacency. Her whole life she has been an underachiever, that's why she clings to her memories from grade school of being a dancer. She has always been fat, she doesnt know what life is like any other way. She doesnt Care enough about her mortality to strive for a different lifestyle.
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Never underestimte the power of learned mediocrity and willful ignorance.

My personal fave: the GoFundMe scam video, where she asks everyone to watch all the ads, and is eyefucking herself while Becky monotonously relays the Eeyore-ish, sad tale of Norma. And the followup where she "talked to YT" and suggests to all the reaction channels that they take down their videos of her GoScamMe videos because someone at YT told her that "wasn't allowed". I think that captures the very essence of grifting, her belief that she is not just a dainty, lithe princess who looks irresistible when she's preening for the camera, but her belief that anyone would believe another of her big lies that YT would deign to talk to her even if it was possible to find someone to talk to at YT, the inevitable coverup/misunderstanding, and the attempt at yet another logical fallacy (appeal to authority) to get reaction channels to take theirs down so it could be like it never happened.

It's really fascinating.
 
Shrimpgate is peak smug and delusion. I feel that a lot of the most obnoxious shit, like Shrimpgate, Optavia, and the GoFundMe fiasco, happened in the last year or so. Before that, it wasn't scandals so much as it was just day trips to the Cheesecake Factory and the dollar store. But I would also argue that her videos were more interesting back then. She didn't actively try to troll her audience as much. Her videos have now devolved into trash that I pause just to read comments.
 
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