🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ZooSmell said:
Feeling disappointed. Even when this bitch gets cancer she's still completely boring as shit. I'm tired of prerecorded crap, give me a health update or something.
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Totally in agreement! I thought that things would maybe be more entertaining or something, maybe more "embarrassing updates", we all love those.

I suppose I can find entertainment in the fact that she thought scripting cancer into the show this late in the season would boost ratings. She's failing at something she's planned - again.
 
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ZooSmell said:
Feeling disappointed. Even when this bitch gets cancer she's still completely boring as shit. I'm tired of prerecorded crap, give me a health update or something.
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Seriously, I thought we were gonna get some interesting videos, but nah...
 
After dealing with a string of deaths with huge domino effects, i've come to have an opinion.

Fuck you amber. you could have prevented this, and now if you die due to your own personal neglect, everyone who knows you, even on a smaller scale us farmers, will be fucked up. everyone warned you, and now you're not just hurting yourself but anyone who cares enough to give a shit. I've had to be in beckys fucking position dealing with multiple people dropping like flies all around me, people I cared about, and after months of trying to deal with the pure fuckedupness of that scenario, all I see now is selfishness.
You've basically committed a slow suicide. you don't deserve to die, but nobody else deserves to fucking deal with the impact of your death.
 
There was another thread in which apparently we were allowed to do something I've wanted to do for years, but I somehow missed it, so I'm doing it here LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING REBEL WHO GOES OUT THE 'IN' DOOR:

FAT
 
Thumbsballs said:
The damn moms DO have the answers but want to play like they don’t cause they know how awful they were as mothers. My mom acts like she has Alzheimer’s but only about my childhood or anything to do with me. I bet ambers does the same,
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A lot of parents don’t remember the shitty things they did to their children because it didn’t happen directly to them. They only remeber the shitty things their kids did in response to their actions because that was the part of the story that centred around them.

Listen to some parents talk about how awful their kids are/were, and they make it sound like the behaviours came out of nowhere... While they are shit-talking their child.

iLoveDoe said:
Emotional eating because she has cancer

Rewards herself by eating because she beat cancer (and she will flaunt that around like crazy with stupid hashtags)

Vicious cycle
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“I need more calories because my body is trying to recover.”

“I can eat what I want because I almost died.”

“I can eat whatever I want because cancer taught me to live life to the fullest and not deny myself anything. Life is too short... No Becky, you can’t have that!!!!”
 
YOUR MOM said:
If she gets the full hysterectomy, what might be the effects of sudden menopause on a 500lb baby whose hormones were fucked up to begin with? That would be pretty entertaining if it pushes her back up to 600.
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If we judge by Chantal it drives you to despair and ever more out of control eating.
 
70 is the New 89 said:
A lot of parents don’t remember the shitty things they did to their children because it didn’t happen directly to them. They only remeber the shitty things their kids did in response to their actions because that was the part of the story that centred around them.

Listen to some parents talk about how awful their kids are/were, and they make it sound like the behaviours came out of nowhere... While they are shit-talking their child.



“I need more calories because my body is trying to recover.”

“I can eat what I want because I almost died.”

“I can eat whatever I want because cancer taught me to live life to the fullest and not deny myself anything. Life is too short... No Becky, you can’t have that!!!!”
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"At first it was all like cute begging, and then it became like YOUR GOING TO FUCKING FEED ME"
- Becky 2020
 
bothiggedyhog said:
After dealing with a string of deaths with huge domino effects, i've come to have an opinion.

Fuck you amber. you could have prevented this, and now if you die due to your own personal neglect, everyone who knows you, even on a smaller scale us farmers, will be fucked up. everyone warned you, and now you're not just hurting yourself but anyone who cares enough to give a shit. I've had to be in beckys fucking position dealing with multiple people dropping like flies all around me, people I cared about, and after months of trying to deal with the pure fuckedupness of that scenario, all I see now is selfishness.
You've basically committed a slow suicide. you don't deserve to die, but nobody else deserves to fucking deal with the impact of your death.
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I'm sorry to hear you're going through tribulations. Death is really hard.
 
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I guess that answers if the mook bong was prerecorded or not!
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
To be fair, do you really think Amber has read any of them? She probably only read Rupi Kaur-esque poetry because of tumblr, there's 0% chance she's ever encountered Donne.
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The closest Amber will ever get to Donne is being bit by a flea.

PittyKitty said:
Edit: but she went to some kind of school? I don't know how USA schools are, but you teach poetry there right? She must at least been exposed to something else than herself?
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PittyKitty said:
Yes i meant something like the English language study. In my country in consists of learning words famous authors, poets and the language structure (our own).
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Amber dropped out of high school and got a GED, a graduation equivalency diploma. I don't know what's required to get one, but I'm fairly certain muddling through The Canterbury Tales or learning iambic pentameter isn't part of it. Those who actually attend all four years of high school do study English (grammar and literature) for all four years.

In grade school, a teacher picked amber's poem as the best in the class, and Amber enjoyed the attention. Her smooth brain confused being good at enjoying attention with being good at poetry.
 
Shes so detached from what a normal meal is that she thinks eating 6 huge ragoons and a big tray of sushi in under 10 minutes isn't stuffing her face.
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Wooden Spoon said:
I caught what I could of a little tantrum Al is having...

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Interesting that her first instinct was to defend her dainty meal, and not clarify that said meal was recorded before she was crying about her diagnosis. I'll take my puzzle pieces or puzzled expression ratings. I don't know if I'm reading too much into this, or amber is still bad at covering her lies.
 
Wooden Spoon said:
I caught what I could of a little tantrum Al is having...


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"Slack off"... Slack off what exactly?

I'm no YouTuber but to imply a 10-12 minute video is working your fingers to the bone is laughable...she sits on her arse, stuffs her gob and/or talks guff into a camera, edits(?) and uploads - what's that, an hour or two at the very most?

"Normalcy"/job in her eyes maybe. It's taking the piss to me.
 
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