🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ya (:_(
 
ADHD said:
Would you say the same thing if she was diagnosed with diabetes?

Serious question. She might be an idiot and a liar, but does it take more than one doctor to say she has cancer?
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I think they were making a joke. From her tendency to doctor shop.
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
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ya (:_(
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Hm. Didn't seem too scared while being a massive cunt to people trying to help her so she wouldn't cause these problems to HERSELF...
Get insurance, go to the doctor, quit eating like a starving wildebeest. "Don't tell me what to do, I'm an adult, I do what I WAAAAANT"
Welp, I guess now the cancer gets to do what IT wants. Dems da breaks.
 
Amber right now:
Look at me. Don't look at the pandemic going on, or the BLM movement, or my neckless butler's mother's cancer which is worse than mine.. just worry about me because it's all about me.
 
mothmans said:
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Guys, it's insulteeen to assume she misheard what was said!
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I have to admit, that's kind of funny to imagine her doctor repeating himself while she cries.

"So, I'm afraid we found--"

"*loud whale screeching*"

"Um, we found--"

"*more literal whale-ing and the sound of several m&ms packets being torn open*"

"We found precancerous cells in your uterus but--"

"I HAVE WOMB CANCER??"

"Well, right now we--"

as she then hangs up to film herself cryeen and hyperventilateen
 
Gorlax said:
"We found precancerous cells in your uterus but--"

"I HAVE WOMB CANCER??"

"Well, right now we--"

as she then hangs up to film herself cryeen and hyperventilateen
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I like to imagine cartoonish money signs popped up in Big Al's cock eyes as she heard "precancerous."
 
she was convinced it was cancer from the get, despite her 'lulz its just endometriosis!'
I'll bet she knew this problem existed the entire time, hence the random friend cover-up. She got blood work and had enough various ER/do shopping visits just often enough to get a clear picture that something was going wrong. And she NEVER mentioned bleeding through TOWELS because of mUh EnDoMeTrIoooSiS? Bruh.
Didn't she find she had a "hernia" like...what, less than a year ago? (correct me if I'm wrong)

Albert went full-blown denial mode and is now scared because whoopsie its too late.
 
It’s actually impressive to me, the real raw & honest way this ‘girl’ establishes just how trashy & untrustworthy she is, & goes on to reinforce this fact again & again. Everything she does is gross. She’s dirty, literally refuses to bath, wash hair, anything. She lies, incessantly. She pees the bed with such frequency that you won’t ever catch sheets on her bed. Not her real bed that she’s sleeping in. Look for the bare mattress, that’s her nest. What a gross bitch. I would accept her lying about cooch cancer easier than this being real, & Becky earned all of it. Enjoy Beckster. You & your monster sisser are about to reap. Just in time for your YT to fall inactive. Droves are swearing off talking about Al anymore cause ‘oh no, she’s sick’. There goes your precious clicks. You’re stuck with a gross behemoth that apparently isn’t even putting out. How do you do ‘clit stuff’ & never let a few fingers explore the cave? Cavern? Banquet hall?
... ok, I feel better... Not sure how much of that is coherent, I’m off the ADD Rx & feelin chatty.
 
mrsm0rbid said:
she was convinced it was cancer from the get, despite her 'lulz its just endometriosis!'
I'll bet she knew this problem existed the entire time, hence the random friend cover-up. She got blood work and had enough various ER/do shopping visits just often enough to get a clear picture that something was going wrong. And she NEVER mentioned bleeding through TOWELS because of mUh EnDoMeTrIoooSiS? Bruh.
Didn't she find she had a "hernia" like...what, less than a year ago? (correct me if I'm wrong)

Albert went full-blown denial mode and is now scared because whoopsie its too late.
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She had a bellybutton infection last summer from being an unclean bitch. She was sure it was a hernia and when it was diagnosed as an infection from being nasty she never mentioned it again.
 
The bellybutton infection thing still baffles me to this day, you have to be INCREDIBLY dirty to get one because put it this way the most common way to get one is to be a newborn and not used to germs in the environment because you literally have no immune yet.

I think during this time of a fresh batch of Ambabies and "cancer" she is going to go HARD like balls to the wall to try and redact/reset timelines like Destiny, Casey etc.
 
Re: the belly button, when you're huge the fat forces the belly button to close (so it looks like | instead of o ) and with sweat and what not, it's like all the other folds, if you don't stay on top of it they get red from the skin rubbing, a bit weepy, so it's easy for it to crack and get infected if you dont bathe regularly.
 
hourglass figure said:
Re: the belly button, when you're huge the fat forces the belly button to close (so it looks like | instead of o ) and with sweat and what not, it's like all the other folds, if you don't stay on top of it they get red from the skin rubbing, a bit weepy, so it's easy for it to crack and get infected if you dont bathe regularly.
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I remember how many people from reddit and Facebook shared how horrid their bellybuttons were. Describing the smell and stuff. I never realized it was thing to be so nasty you had regular bellybutton infections.
 
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12 years "or so"

But seems alr was telling the truth about her mom visiting
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This makes sense, Amber's specialist appointment is meant to be this week irrc.

I wonder if mommy reid will check out Amber's channel? Everyone wants to see her but the narrative Amber's played the past few months is that they have had zero contact all this time, despite talking on the phone and facebook, so a lot think she is just popped up out of the blue to rip her off.....lulz
 
escándalo said:
The bellybutton infection thing still baffles me to this day, you have to be INCREDIBLY dirty to get one because put it this way the most common way to get one is to be a newborn and not used to germs in the environment because you literally have no immune yet.

I think during this time of a fresh batch of Ambabies and "cancer" she is going to go HARD like balls to the wall to try and redact/reset timelines like Destiny, Casey etc.
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She doesn't have to, really. All the OG ambabies are busily rewriting her history for her. Soon, it will be as if she popped through some space-time continuum like some weird alien from a cheap 80s sci-fi flick, a fully-formed, 500 pound behemoth with cancer and no backstory.
 
hourglass figure said:
This makes sense, Amber's specialist appointment is meant to be this week irrc.

I wonder if mommy reid will check out Amber's channel? Everyone wants to see her but the narrative Amber's played the past few months is that they have had zero contact all this time, despite talking on the phone and facebook, so a lot think she is just popped up out of the blue to rip her off.....lulz
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I wonder how amber will react if mommy dearest refuses to be in any of her videos. Shes gotta know people want to see them interact.
 
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