🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I can't believe papa Reid is being summoned for what is probably precancerous cells. This is getting too good.

Do you think they will bring out the living room floor mattress? Might want to spritz it with a few squirts of Febreze first.
 
Papa Reid and Tony are both fat. Aunt Tammy used to be fat.
Amber looks just like her father and it doesn't do her any favors.
 
Moonpie said:
I don't remember seeing body pics of her parents and brothers. Were they big too? Anyone know?
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This isn't full body, but I'd say it's enough to say daddy is fat.
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Goddamn - I'm so mad TLC never managed to sign her up for a show of some kind. Can you imagine how entertaining the Reid family reunion would be to watch? I feel like I've been robbed of so many lols.

*TLC - if you are reading here, please go and wave some $cancer-bux$ under Amberlynn's snout. She may just be desperate enough to agree to it.
 
Pog Mathoin said:
Goddamn - I'm so mad TLC never managed to sign her up for a show of some kind. Can you imagine how entertaining the Reid family reunion would be to watch? I feel like I've been robbed of so many lols.

*TLC - if you are reading here, please go and wave some $cancer-bux$ under Amberlynn's snout. She may just be desperate enough to agree to it.
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Im glad she hasnt.
 
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Guys, it's insulteeen to assume she misheard what was said!

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She also claims to have never called it 'womb cancer' and gets defensive when someone who works in health care says they've never heard of anyone refer to it so stupidly. And an asspatter is there to back her up. :story:
 
stronkwonk said:
idk dude. is she sure she has cancer? i think she should get a second, third, or maybe even a fourth opinion.
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Would you say the same thing if she was diagnosed with diabetes?

Serious question. She might be an idiot and a liar, but does it take more than one doctor to say she has cancer?
 
It's like she doesn't understand her videos don't just self-destruct after she moves on from them or that it's easy enough to check and find that yes, she did call it womb cancer. Like I said, she's just stupid and lazy, and can't be bothered to say uterine unless forced into it.
 
Direct quote from her announcement video: "I have..." hyperventilation... "... have..." more hyperventilating... "I have womb cancer."

But now, she'd have us believe she simply wanted to let people know where it was, not just what it was called. Why didn't she just say the truth, which was perfectly acceptable? She was till in a panic state, completely understandable & blurted out 'womb cancer'... it's a very old fashioned way of saying it but conveys the message clearly enough. Trust Amber to feel she has to conflate even THAT.

Yeah, she is not going to change one damned thing about her standard YouTube MO - or her other social media. She'll get away with her snarkfests for a while by playing the cancer card But in the world that exists outside the Amberverse, most adults have dealt with serious grown up situations either directly involving themselves or a loved one & even the most naïve newbies are going to get tired of her shit.
 
She's just gonna keep digging that dumpster sized hole of hers deeper and deeper. She MAY have been able to use the "I panicked and misunderstood" excuse if it comes out she's been exaggerating or straight up lying, but she just couldn't resist being defensive and denying there's a chance that's what happened. It's like she forgets we already know she's an idiot so she doesn't have to keep trying to prove she's not.
 
Who doesn't prefer cancer diagnoses over the phone? Seems strange for a quarter ton behemoth to suddenly take an interest in her disused womb when it might be responsible for killing her slightly faster than any other complication of morbid obesity.
 
Why is it anytime she tells a story it feels like r/thathappened

Especially when she gets defensive. Weird roundabout way to prove it happened rather than being like yo I'll show you my documents when I can of things I feel comfortable with

Ohwait, this is Albert
 
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