🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dead Memes]

I guess Amber finally got her Youtube money and fucked off.
Shame I'll be missing her crazied attempt to garner money.

Amber has 0 financial skills and may or may not be up to her eyeballs in medical/student loan debt she's been actively hiding from for years. She'll blow whatever money she may have gotten on food and cheap department store crap and be back in a day or two, assuming she's gone at all and isn't going back to 3am uploads like she did towards the end of the 100 days.

 

[mekalekahi]

Alright well may is coming to a close. Amber was 506 3 weeks ago and I'm going to guess with restaurants being open and her being in the car quite a bit this week on snapchat, that we are in for a 10-15lb weight gain and a sit down video at the kitchen table explaining why shes gaining weight again.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'm trying to recall what excuse for gaining weight she hasn't used. Can't come up with anything right now.

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

a sit down video at the kitchen table explain.

Isn’t every video a sit down video


Edit: Why hasn’t a video been uploaded today? is she already in her “much needed break” from youtube ???

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Alright well may is coming to a close. Amber was 506 3 weeks ago and I'm going to guess with restaurants being open and her being in the car quite a bit this week on snapchat, that we are in for a 10-15lb weight gain and a sit down video at the kitchen table explaining why shes gaining weight again.

I can see it now: Coffee (Cake) chat with Big Al.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

does anyone remember why she calls becky greg in her insta bio? is it a reference to danny gonzalez?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Or maybe making Becky drive her all the way to Lexington for Cheesecake Factory. Then she'll post a giant baby Karen fit because they took Orange Chicken off the menu.

It’s still on the menu. Someone on that stupid Old reddit made it up to try to bait amber.

 

[Pippeyy]

does anyone remember why she calls becky greg in her insta bio? is it a reference to danny gonzalez?

From what I remember she always said it was just a thing they did. Inside joke.

 

[Moonpie]

From what I remember she always said it was just a thing they did. Inside joke.

Maybe Greg is gonna be her new trans name.

 

[Kikomobi]

It's funny that the whole reason she has shitty money management skills is because she never had to work to survive on her own, everyone always paid for her existence. It might be a bit mean but I really want to see her in a situation where the only person who can support her is herself, with no youtube, just her and the world Come on TLC! Just give the woman her own TV show already!

 

[Thumbsballs]

Maybe Greg is gonna be her new trans name.

It could be her vag name

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's funny that the whole reason she has shitty money management skills is because she never had to work to survive on her own, everyone always paid for her existence. It might be a bit mean but I really want to see her in a situation where the only person who can support her is herself, with no youtube, just her and the world Come on TLC! Just give the woman her own TV show already!

She's like all those rookie NFL players who get a big contract and then are bankrupt two years later when they've been cut and can't even catch on to a practice squad.

 

[Strong Tomato]

what the fuck

 

[Mr Foster]

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what the fuck

Looks like the thumb earned herself a very special 90s era purchase.

Its sure pays to look the other way as you watch your 500 pound girlfriend constantly lie about everything.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

How much would these cost?

 

[Thumbsballs]

She's like all those rookie NFL players who get a big contract and then are bankrupt two years later when they've been cut and can't even catch on to a practice squad.

A nouveau riche ms piggy

 

[Mr Foster]

How much would these cost?

Very little, unless there are rare cards in very good condition.

But Hambo is a complete mong, so she probably overpaid by a lot.

 

[Chihiro]

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what the fuck

Yeah the cards dont look to be in good condition. Amber has also never talked much about Pokemon before. So they are probably for Becky but I guarantee she got scammed.


ETA: next video "ASMR going through 2000 Pokemon cards"


Ugh.

 

[marjoram]

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what the fuck

Nearly 30 years old, huh?
There's not a lot else she could have bought that would have as thoroughly showcased her insane spending habits and penchant for buying useless things--lots of useless things...like her "friends".
Hell, maybe Thumby's gonna repaper the bathroom....

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Nearly 30 years old, huh?
There's not a lot else she could have bought that would have as thoroughly showcased her insane spending habits and penchant for buying useless things--lots of useless things...like her "friends".
Hell, maybe Thumby's gonna repaper the bathroom....

Huh! Repapering a bathroom in pokémon cards?

My goblin would adore that. So would most other crotch-rockets.

And it'd be fitting for the mental maturity of that household.