🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She admits that she stunk when she was 200 elbees lighter when she was with Casey. But we're supposed to believe that losing 75 elbees, has magically made it possible for her to take a daily shower? I think not. This heifer needs to stop with the stupid lahs.
 
Dragon Lady said:
I bet she wouldn't even do it on clean hair, it would be horrific
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Tism incoming: better to bleach or dye dirty hair as the scalp oils are protective. So she is less likely to burn off her hair if she defaults to lazy and colors it without washing it. I can see that whole household trying to bleach her head and failing. I wonder if she is considering bleaching the virgin hair to match the ends rather than cutting off the old brassy yellow ends. She is so attached to her hair. Just think of that cringey hair swoop TikTok she did. You know she thought that was sexy by the facial expression she has at the end when she leans into the camera. Urrrfghh
 
What if Amber begged for views by creating a crying video where she says she'll die if she doesn't?
 
CraBman said:
What if Amber begged for views by creating a crying video where she says she'll die if she doesn't?
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You mean like how Oral Roberts said God would "call him home" if the church didn't get a certain amount of donations?
 
COVID cases are climbing again with huge spikes, you gonna get locked in with sloth and lisplord forever :story:
 
Opening up economies & easing social distancing rules was guaranteed to result in numbers spiking higher. Kentucky hasn't been heavily hit as of yet & when her area starts seeing more cases... she's going to face a difficult decision - sensible CoVD restrictions? Or going out to eat when restaurants open? Who am I kidding - she's probably drooling over their online menus already.

I wonder if she realizes the next wave could be much worse? I don't think any such forward thinking can penetrate her thick skull.
 
Moonpie said:
You guys remember this?
She smelt bad. :story: View attachment 1309850
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This is the first time I’ve actually seen the message itself. Hot damn. Was this all for validation that she didn’t smell bad?? Let me tell you how bad your coochie stink, gorl.

First of all, anything over 200lbs is gonna make things challenging, especially if you’re not a hygiene-savvy person to begin with. You’ve got folds on and around your no-no square that are festering with their own stink, because even if you take a shower every day, you’ve got to get in and thoroughly clean those areas and holding up her fupa to clean the vajay is probably an effort she’s not willing to take. Besides, we’ve heard directly from the cows mouth that she doesn’t even wash her HAIR more than two months at a time. The same hair a goddamn roach crawled out of.

Personal cleaning habits aside, diet is important to the Odeur de Femme. Let’s see...fast food, sodium over nine thousand, dehydration? I don’t care if you’re a skinny legend gorl, your pussy stank. It may not reek with the stench of a thousand fungal infections, but it’s gonna smell. Then there’s her habit of lighting candles and spraying perfume everywhere when her room smells, which is something I can only imagine a 14 year old boy doing, and that leads me to believe she’s dumb enough to spray perfume over her puss to make it smell better.

It does not. Your vagina smells, Amberlynn. You’re a stinky gorl and Destiny will not have sex with you.

I speculate all this here because I’m almost certain ALR reads the general thread bc lazy and doesn’t read the nasty thread, but please move if necessary Twinkymom kisses love u xoxo
 
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What a literary icon. who doesn't love redundancy
 
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What a literary icon. who doesn't love redundancy
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was literally about to post this.. i think we are about to start a new cycle y’all i really do.. cause we are getting close to phase 4 if i’m not mistaken..
EDIT: Sorry im a lil slow.. we are in phase 4, but i think we finna get into phase 1 in about a week. She gonna upload another video similar to drama drama, giving us vague excuses n then she’s gonna have a whole new approach and start a new diet
 
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