🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Off-topic but I calculated how much weight she would lose if she fasted for a month and she would be down 160-170 pounds in 30 days.
Idk if you can legally pay to get fed through an IV but if she does that (and it ranges from 2000-1500 cal a day) she would be at her ultimate goal weight (170) in less than 6 months.
 
How did you arrive at 160-170 in 30 days? I ran some numbers & it showed an initial loss of 3 lbs. a day & unless she moved a lot more, that would drop off a bit over time.

She could seriously go on a full fast for months as long as she drank lots of water & took LOTS of vitamins, under doctor supervision of course. We all know it's been done but man she'd be unbearable to live with.
 
Off-topic but I calculated how much weight she would lose if she fasted for a month and she would be down 160-170 pounds in 30 days.
Idk if you can legally pay to get fed through an IV but if she does that (and it ranges from 2000-1500 cal a day) she would be at her ultimate goal weight (170) in less than 6 months.
Fat chance, she just said on live that she wouldnt even do Dr.Nows diet because its not safe since its low carb (1200 cals). 1 day of fasting would cause her to have a catastrophic meltdown.
 
This is a dumbass question, but economically speaking could she even afford to lose a lot of weight? Many of us are here for the entertaintment, feeders for the fetish, and other whales relate to her.
 
This is a dumbass question, but economically speaking could she even afford to lose a lot of weight? Many of us are here for the entertaintment, feeders for the fetish, and other whales relate to her.
No and she knows it, that's why she refuses to actually do anything. No one is rooting for her to succeed at this point. If she somehow magically lost 300 lbs she'd lose all of her viewerbase since literally nothing about her is interesting besides the fact she's a r!etarded fatass. Making quick effortless money is more important to her than her life
 
That tooth looks either cracked or a rotten hole in the middle pic.
With her non existent dental visits, I wouldn't be surprised.
Beggy's teef look a nice shade of yellow.
 
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The camera is switching the angle on us; we're seeing her toof from a different side , and it looks wonderful...
The photo with Becky, she looks ultra miserable. Way to telegraph it, babe.
 
Off-topic but I calculated how much weight she would lose if she fasted for a month and she would be down 160-170 pounds in 30 days.
Idk if you can legally pay to get fed through an IV but if she does that (and it ranges from 2000-1500 cal a day) she would be at her ultimate goal weight (170) in less than 6 months.
Not quite. If you calculate the Basal Metabolic Rate with a little exercise, her BMR at 500# is 4,066 calories (female, 5'3"). However, it decreases as her weight decreases. For 400#, it is 3,442, at 300#, it is 2,819, at 200#, it is 2,195. I calculated using a linear formula and for her to lose weight to 450# (50 pounds), at 1,500 calories per day, it would take her 2 months 10 days, and 2 months 28 days at 2,000 calories. To reach her goal of 175 pounds by following this diet, it would take her 27 months (2 years, 3 months) at 1,500 calories or 53 months (4 years 5 months) at 2,000 calories.

How many believe that she can maintain a 2,000 calories diet for over 4 years? I do not. Heck, she could not maintain it for one week.
 
If Amber would go on a fast as in no food for 30 days the health benefits are pretty extraordinary, fasting is very common in Buddhism as it keeps the mind centred. Monks especially have pretty long lasting healthy lives and research thinks its due to this as it theoretically detoxes and cleanses the body for long periods. Also oddly in cancer treatment and things like type 2 diabetes.

All she needs to do is mix salt with lo salt as that basically makes a solution similar to IVs take some vitamins and away you go. I have fasted for 30 days out of curiosity and it is pretty hard but it teaches you to respect your body also I lost 5 stone, After though you need to incorporate a pretty healthy life style as the body will gain a lot very quickly however it was a very unique experience.

I feel she has already quit weight watchers as she has gone dark over the last few days and soon we will easily be 510. Classic Amber nothing has changed at all.
 
How did you arrive at 160-170 in 30 days? I ran some numbers & it showed an initial loss of 3 lbs. a day & unless she moved a lot more, that would drop off a bit over time.

She could seriously go on a full fast for months as long as she drank lots of water & took LOTS of vitamins, under doctor supervision of course. We all know it's been done but man she'd be unbearable to live with.
Aye man, I trust your numbers.
She'd be fine doing it though, the longest fast ever recorded lasted for a year and the man weight less than her, he survived on nutritional yeast and multivitamins alone. She once said she would die if she didn't eat for a month straight... yeah ok.
 
Aye man, I trust your numbers.
She'd be fine doing it though, the longest fast ever recorded lasted for a year and the man weight less than her, he survived on nutritional yeast and multivitamins alone. She once said she would die if she didn't eat for a month straight... yeah ok.
While I think that she could lose a massive amount of weight if she was fasting for a month or so, as Phalanx as done, it would not change the basic issue with Amber, namely that she has terrible eating habits. As soon as the fast is completed, she would go to eat at buffets and fast food places at a speed hardly seen by a human being. She would gain all the weight loss and some more. It is great to speculate, but for Amber, the only long term weight management method that would work is psychotherapy followed by bariatric surgery.
 
I can only speak for myself, but her slightly-less-fatness has shit all to do with my disinterest. I'd argue a lot of people are just sick of the boring, repetitive nature of her uploads at this point and are seeking something more interesting and less predictable. After so many cycles of the same click-baity antics, it's not even worth the hate watch at a certain point. Once you really see the game for what it is, what's left to say? Calling her a fat pig? Telling her to get professional help and save herself? It doesn't matter to her. She gets paid either way. If it mattered that much, she'd shut off the comment section and take a long, long hiatus from the internet.

Amber probably still makes enough to be comfortable (one of the benefits of living in Kentucky, where cost of living is already pretty low). But she's also getting older , more prone to illness, and has no backup plan. I think her move to Tic Tok is what she considers a backup plan, except she has too much notoriety on various other platforms now, so there's no way she can ever truly reinvent herself and acquire the respect and fandom that she used to enjoy before the paychecks got bigger and she stopped acting like she gave a singular fuck about her health or what other people think about her health.

Her being slightly less fat has nothing to do with it, IMHO. Because the only weight she's actually lost came from her body fighting infections all winter and a pandemic which has not stopped her weight gain, but slowed it a bit. She's just too limited in what you can do now, and so lacking in creativity, that the best she can offer is more of the same. Not just more of the same, but more of the same from weeks ago. That's the degree of fucking laziness we're dealing with here.
I'm dragging this over here because it's more on topic and I don't want to shit up the HN thread...

Oh for sure, those are all factors. I don't think it's any one singular thing.

But, people have been complaining for years (!!) about how boring she is, yet the views kept rolling in. The views started taking a hit when she started to lose weight -which agreed- was all accidental and incidental to her various illnesses. So I do think there is a correlation to drop in views there.

Also a factor: the smiting of all the reddit pages. "'Hate"" and discussing her among like minded compatriots drove huge views her way.

Before the there was ever a YT Haydur Nation, her subs had stagnated at around 50k. People started making reacts, then every faggot with an internet connection made a channel and did reacts. Her subs skyrocketed because of it. Now the channels have become their own joke and they're moving on to other fatties like Chantal.

But for *me*, it's less fat=less funny and I just don't watch any more because of it.
 
DESPERATE
Notice how her personality is so different? When she's cooking she tries acting like a chef on a cooking channel.
When she puts on the fake "ah so filling" and shit like that.
It's unbelievably cringy. Fake.
If she gets followers over on YT- they will find out soon enough how she really is.
 
I disagree that her drop in viewership is because people have had it with her trolling and clickbait and general shenanigans. It isn't. It's because she's slightly less fat. We have a big pool of 500 pound fat, illiterate dumbasses to choose from, which makes her less special-- she's just one of a hundred now, who cares. A 600 pound fat, illiterate dumbass is more out of the ordinary and a bigger draw. 574.2 is funnier than 498.6. It just is.
Yeah. Now that she's gotten closer in weight to Fat Amy and Chantal and Charlie Gold, she has nothing to make her stand out. Fat Amy is a child abusing fake Muslim. Chantal is bald and shits in public. Charlie Gold is a horrible driver who doesn't pay her damn bills. The only thing Amber can go with is "I'm a LESBIAN" and really who cares about that?
 
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