🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mekalekahi]

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Is it any surprise a pillow princess like Amber thinks it's below her to be the one to propose to her partner?View attachment 1248127

She flat out says pasta sends her over the edge here.

Same with eating out. Now she justifies eating out and pasta cause she lost like 2 pounds after eating serving plates of macaroni.

 

[Cereal Killer]

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I used to think this would be an interesting route for her channel to go. Find a legitimate recipe, like the legendary orange chicken, buy the ingredients and make an honest effort to make it at home. Without adding her own touches. I would (kinda) unironically watch that. Even f she fucks it up, at least trying and staying away from the goddam Mrs Dash would be interesting.

 

[ADHD]

Hulthy, just big, y'all. Those thinning eyebrows tell a different story, gorl.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Hulthy, just big, y'all. Those thinning eyebrows tell a different story, gorl. View attachment 1248591

“Amberlynn” and “selfless” are words that should not go together unless there’s an “is not” in between those words. I hope whoever said that to her was trolling. Anyone who has to go out of their way to say that they are selfless is usually the opposite.

 

[dimple]

Al’s intuition sucks. She wouldn’t be 600 pounds if her intuitive eating was actually effective. This is the flaw with intuitive eating, it only really works for people that exhibit good self control around food, Albert has none of that.

Pretty sure you have to be physically well-adjusted to intuitively eat, too. She eats such large meals her stomach is definitely no longer a normal size. She's pushed herself to eat past fullness for the entirety of her life I'd be surprised if she knew what satiety felt like.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

thyroid is normal, she's just a fat fuck.

amber is doing this internet fatty thing way wrong, you're supposed to blame your thyroid for weighing 600lbs!!

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I used to think this would be an interesting route for her channel to go. Find a legitimate recipe, like the legendary orange chicken, buy the ingredients and make an honest effort to make it at home. Without adding her own touches. I would (kinda) unironically watch that. Even f she fucks it up, at least trying and staying away from the goddam Mrs Dash would be interesting.

Someone sent her the orange chicken gif recipe and she was a total cunt about it.

 

[Mr Foster]

It amazes me that someone who has a BMI of 90 can be so cavalier about her health when the data shows that morbidly obese individuals have a far worst outcome if infected with Covid-19. It is like she is living in an alternate universe.

She's literally to stupid to understand anything remotly biological, never mind medical.

She claims she has anxiety about getting WuFlu; but what she really has anxiety about is how it effects her ability to live exactly how she wants too. Also, her toddler brain clearly thinks the virus is something that only happens to "other people".

 

[Honzou]

Didn't she announce a weigh in for today? What happened I thought you're under 500 elbees gorl?

 

[Phalanx]

Her getting Coronavirus would be perfect, kinda tired of her shit tbh. I don't know why out of all the lolcows the mainstream ones (not Kira or Nick) She genuinely disgusts me to my core. Those angles she picked in her recent video were fucking gross.

 

[fck this]

Everytime amber does a q&a, she gets asked every single time how she deals with hate and I think its just her on a fake account asking it lol.

and every time she responds with how strong she is to be able to overcome the hate even tho she has depreshun.

she should just be honest

Someone sent her the orange chicken gif recipe and she was a total cunt about it.

It’s cause she only likes the authentic stuff

 

[ADHD]

Does anyone believe this?

 

[Clintonberg]

What do you think Amber's To Do lists look like?

 

[kiwirevolving]

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She didn't lie in 4 years? Oh, sure, boo. Just as you are the queen of moderation, you are also the most truthful person, fuck off

This just asks for the channels making videos on her to make a video of what she lied about in 4 years

Her getting Coronavirus would be perfect, kinda tired of her shit tbh. I don't know why out of all the lolcows the mainstream ones (not Kira or Nick) She genuinely disgusts me to my core. Those angles she picked in her recent video were fucking gross.

She's pretty exposed herself

Ricky had a few cases confirmed at his workplace

She went w Becky to visit Norma and stay in for a few days (according to her)

No more going out to eat but she still goes to do groceries every few days and grooms literally fucking everything at the store

She's one lucky bitch if she makes it out of this pandemic

 

[ADHD]

 

[marjoram]

What do you think Amber's To Do lists look like?

Let's see....

6pm-wake up
6:15 pm-yell for Thumby to come wipe
6:30pm-drop ass back on pillow mountain
6:30-8:00pm-nap cause bathroom trip was exhausting
8:05pm-yell dinner menu at Thumby (either take out or "home made" ie instant mashed taters with cheese and peas, 6 egg rolls, 2 raman, family sized bag of chips, 4 sammiches, an entire package of Milano cookies + mixing bowl filled with ice cream and 1/2 gallon of m*lk)
8:30pm-eat
9:00pm-still eating
9:30pm-almost done
10pm-belch, get on Instagram,you tube, netflix etc
10:05pm-yell for Thumby to get snack
10:00pm-8:00am-repeat internet/snack combo
8am-bigger snack
10am-try to sleep
10am-6pm-jerk awake 100 times cause body keeps trying to kill her.

 

[Moonpie]

Lol the pants fit because they're the largest size they have and they're meant to be baggy.
This dumb, egotistical bitch.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I follow Hamberlynn since June last year and I don't remember her ever mentioning pineapples in any of her vlogs or any fruits for that matter

 

[raritycunt]

ALR has a similar habit that foodie beauty has in that she’ll lose a few pounds and start acting like a new anorexic Olsen twin, her staring that “with the weight she’s lost” she’d be able to get a new job is hilarious, she doesn’t look like she’s lost anything.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Completely convinced Amber doesn't know other types of pants exist outside of leggings, and because palazzo pants are meant to swim on the wearer, she thinks her weight loss has paid off because they aren't skin tight.