🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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93794406_3037796706307098_1486922200345129708_n.jpg Ooooh, over a year of college? Much educated! So smart! Tell us more about the stellar education you received at your for profit school Amber.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
No doctor will say that she was too young for gallstones if you are morbidly obese. She probably went to an emergency department and sent home after the attack passed. Unless there is reason for prescribing a test, no doctor in emergency would do one only at the request of a patient. Would you imagine her going to the ER stating that she has a twitching eye and request an MRI? It is not going to happen.
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There's an old video of her and Krystle going to the emergency room and Amber smugly whispering to the camera that she's not leaving until someone listens to her because she knows she has gallstones. She basically nagged them until they gave her a "diagnosis" which was probably something along the lines of "you seem to have symptoms of gallstones but you need to follow up with your primary care doctor," just like any emergency visit would be for any condition. To Amber this was a real diagnosis she can call upon for the rest of her life. Collect em like Pokemon cards and whip em out when she needs someone to feel bad for her.
 
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"I don't have my Vitamin D pill anymore". Gee Amber with all the time you've spent at WalMart how did you miss their supplement section? I'm aware that they don't care the super high dose she would have been taking via prescription, but surely she could use her doctor's web portal to ask which strength to buy from the store? I suppose she's also stopped taking her iron supplement since she's still saying she's got anemia. They've also got antihistamines for allergies. This is pathetic coming from an almost 30 year old woman.View attachment 1245381 View attachment 1245427If she's too lazy to call her doctor, she could take one of these per day and probably be fine.

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View attachment 1245479Oh come on Amber you could charge for people to see your legs! No one would ever leak those images, promise.
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literally every negative comment here was screenshotted less than a minute after being posted :story:
 
All of Amber's celebrity crushes: tall, thin, blonde, conventionally attractive women

Meanwhile, all of Amber's girlfriends: mentally underdeveloped women who look like 12 year old boys

And even they are out of her leauge.
 
i imagine if becky ever jokingly referred to kate winslet as her girlfriend amber would smack the shit out of her, because two basically 30 year olds are weirdly obsessed with their celebrity crushes and are actually jealous of famous people as a potential threat to their significant other :story:
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
i imagine if becky ever jokingly referred to kate winslet as her girlfriend amber would smack the shit out of her, because two basically 30 year olds are weirdly obsessed with their celebrity crushes and are actually jealous of famous people as a potential threat to their significant other :story:
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Destiny shared a clip of Adele on her fb once and amber told her off like it was a person that could be a problem to the relastionship. She sounded dead serious about it too.
 
Kentucky is up to 3,192 cases but her county has held at 7 with on deaths for some time. She will eventually contract this; it's just a matter of time. I can't see any state maintaining the shutdowns & isolation policies for the next 12-24 months. Herd immunity is going to be arrived at the old fashioned way - exposure, infection, immunity & sadly, deaths as that is arrived at. Kentucky has a high fatality rate in the US for Corona, currently at 5.4% CoVD hasn't penetrated that deeply into the state - yet. I have to wonder at what point she's going to get cocky & start going out & about again?
 
I didn't understand the Vitamin D thing, either. ^^ They actually do carry 50,000 ui, everyone does (Amz, Walmart, drug stores) I think that's what she said she was taking? Not to PL, but I've been buying them on Amazon in those units for years, no prescription needed.

It's stupid how she says things, on camera, then acts dumbfounded as to why anyone would think that. Like the pizza thing, the eating on cam or eating certain foods being a trigger for her. I know she's seen the Amber lying compilations, since she searches herself.
 
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Is this behemoth is still trying to pretend that the craptastic literary masterpiece Scottie was written when she was 17?
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Nice try bitch!
So pairing the names Krystle/Nena and Becky/Lynn was just a weird coincidence?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Kentucky is up to 3,192 cases but her county has held at 7 with on deaths for some time. She will eventually contract this; it's just a matter of time. I can't see any state maintaining the shutdowns & isolation policies for the next 12-24 months. Herd immunity is going to be arrived at the old fashioned way - exposure, infection, immunity & sadly, deaths as that is arrived at. Kentucky has a high fatality rate in the US for Corona, currently at 5.4% CoVD hasn't penetrated that deeply into the state - yet. I have to wonder at what point she's going to get cocky & start going out & about again?
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It amazes me that someone who has a BMI of 90 can be so cavalier about her health when the data shows that morbidly obese individuals have a far worst outcome if infected with Covid-19. It is like she is living in an alternate universe.
 
RandallBoggs said:
I thought you don't read comments Albert? Why would you subject yourself to such torment just because someone on instagram asked you to?

Also if you don't want your fans to pay to an onlyfans, make a public pornhub account and show some laygs
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Actually, yes, please! Love me some lumpy weeping varicose stumps of naughty pleasure. Or knotty pleasure. (Arborist humor)
 
She's so full of shit describing her weight loss.
She doesn't see that every serving she gobbles down is enough for a family of four.
She is not below 500. She would be making a much bigger deal about it.
And the major point is: WE HAVE EYES FATTY. WE SEE YOU'RE FUCKING HUGE.
Just like she was last summer. Whale size.
You such a lah fat gorl.
 
Al’s intuition sucks. She wouldn’t be 600 pounds if her intuitive eating was actually effective. This is the flaw with intuitive eating, it only really works for people that exhibit good self control around food, Albert has none of that.
 
 
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