🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hell be glad that the old people in masks feel well enough to be out. Save sadness for the people who are actually sick.
 
Fascist Ferret said:
Why would seeing old people wear masks make you cry?
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The fact she cries when she sees elderly people in masks is because she's patronising and infantalising them. It drives me up the wall when people treat the elderly like pathetic. helpless children. She degraded all the residents like this when she "worked" at that nursing home for a hot minute
 
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I debated whether this belongs here or in the orbiters thread. If it belongs there, thanks in advance, mods, for moving it.

So I wonder how Amber claims becky for tax purposes. Does becky get some BS 1099 just to some some income (I don't know if work is a requirement for medicaid like it is for food stamps), or does she claim Becky as a dependent to lower her own tax liability? If that's the case, would Becky then qualify for medicaid?

Where I'm going with all of this is: I wonder if Amber screwed Becky out of a stimulus check. If Amber doesn't claim her as a dependent (though 'm assuming her accountant would have encouraged her to file as head of household), and she doesn't make any money or has a 1099, she'd be eligible. But when Amber allegedly did her taxes, it was before any of this was on the radar.

I think Becky is a complete loser, but I'd love it if she had 1,200 of her own to wave in amber's face and spend it however she wants, or use it as a safety net, or basically to keep amber on her toes because 1,200 in backwoods KY is probably "I can make a choice about where/how I live and/or can buy my own car" money.
 
You can't get a stimulus check if you don't work/pay taxes. Becky doesn't have a job.

e: oh? sorry if this is incorrect. I wasn't aware it was just free fucking money? lol I thought you could only get one if you, you know, had a job and were missing out on income because of the pandemic.
 
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I gotta know, right? What is Amber forced to do this Easter differently from the past few Easters she's spent with Becky and co?
They're a super insular group. Wouldn't they basically stay at home and eat food anyway? Maybe they'd go up to Becky's family's place, but Amber wouldn't have even gone last year because of how painful traveling had gotten for her. I highly doubt she's missing out on the limited edition Easter candy. Maybe she has less of it because she can't pressure Becky for (as) constant grocery store outings anymore, but this should be a relatively run of the mill holiday for our gorl.

This dramatic "it's Easter and it's dark times and I'm scared, h-hoppy holidays everyone :( :( :(" act is stupid bullshit.
 
Golly said:
I gotta know, right? What is Amber forced to do this Easter differently from the past few Easters she's spent with Becky and co?
They're a super insular group. Wouldn't they basically stay at home and eat food anyway? Maybe they'd go up to Becky's family's place, but Amber wouldn't have even gone last year because of how painful traveling had gotten for her. I highly doubt she's missing out on the limited edition Easter candy. Maybe she has less of it because she can't pressure Becky for (as) constant grocery store outings anymore, but this should be a relatively run of the mill holiday for our gorl.

This dramatic "it's Easter and it's dark times and I'm scared, h-hoppy holidays everyone :( :( :(" act is stupid bullshit.
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She’s better to stay indoors anyway on Easter. What with her severe ayyyyyg allergy and all.

eta: holy shit forgot about multiquote
 
okay hamber now let's see the unfiltered version of that pic :story:

she really does think she's a hot af little thing despite weighing over a quarter of a ton, having a head wider than a football field, and laygs that look like a stack of basketballs in leggeenz. the only mental illness i think she has for real is body dysmorphia disorder

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huh funny that her not using a filter after getting lambasted here.

If you read here Amber - looks like you have gained mad weight but I guess you were sat in the car extra longer.
 
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Besides that, that filter is working extra hard to give Al a neck. I wonder how many photos she had to take to get that exact angle?
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Despite the filter, her face looks like it is blowing back up, big time. Our dainty gorl must be going to town on Reese's eggs.

Amber probably won't get a stimulus check because she made too much money. She would get a check if she and Becky were married, because married couples filing jointly get the full amount making up to 150k per year. But Amber and Becky are not married, so if Amber made over 99k, Amber will get nothing. AFAIK, if Becky hasn't been filing taxes due to having no income, Becky will get nothing.
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Moonpie said:
Her shit taste in music doesn't surprise me.
But this beast mock singing during the title quarantine day 148 while thinking she's cute, quirky and sooooo empathetic is almost fucking comical.
She's so fucking dense and out of touch with the real world it's pathetic.
No one gives two flying fucks fattie. Go back to stuffing your face.

Btw that wart on her nose is looking larger like every thing else on her. Doing that stupid chin dab. She must be on a cloud since they refilled her food supply
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I have a theory that her "wart" is actually a giant milia or cyst that could be easily drained or expressed by a dermatologist.
 
Punkinsplice said:
I have a theory that her "wart" is actually a giant milia or cyst that could be easily drained or expressed by a dermatologist.
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If it's a wart or mole it's been been growing and spreading over the past couple years. A lot of warts shrink or disappear on their own, and a growing mole would probably mean cancer. I didn't think of milia, that's interesting. My theory was that its a keloid scar. Either way, she could have had it removed for a copay if she gave an iota of a shit about her health or appearance. How does someone who eye fucks herself so much also neglect her skin and let her teeth rot in her head? I guess it's about as ridiculous as a literal potato giving herself a home perm and a human fridge who looks 20 years older than she actually is dying her hair gray. Kentucky lesbian braintrust gang.

Lol I'm drunk and high sorry if this is a bad post. Happy stay at home bunny day, gorls.
 
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