🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It would have made more sense & sounded more like most of the rest of humanity if she'd said: "I wish this would just go away." But she can't & I can't & you can't...

Odd as it may seem right now, this virus, once it infects most of humanity & remember, most will survive, will become a virus that's always with us - maybe seasonal, maybe not. We may have a vaccine by next September, (2021), or have to wait longer.

But if she paid any attention to world events - she clearly doesn't; she would know as man encroaches more into what's left of wilderness areas, not to mention experiments with & investigates new pathogens, they'll keep coming. My stupid self had a tiny shred of hope that she MIGHT wake up & this pandemic has clearly shown otherwise. She's still playing head games with herself, (I can have yup to 5 binges this month!) & while she may be fooling herself at some level, no one is buying into her schtick - not if they've followed her for a few weeks.
 
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She can't even find someone willing to eat with her in animal crossing :story:
 
If the 500+ pounders like AmberNotLynn don't start dropping like flies soon we'll know corona is being overblown. They are literally the canary in the coalmine.

I should take a break from the corona megathread sperging and just keep up with the deathfats threads instead.

/sperg
 
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knobslobbin said:
If the 500+ pounders like AmberNotLynn don't start dropping like flies soon we'll know corona is being overblown. They are literally the canary in the coalmine.

I should take a break from the corona megathread sperging and just keep up with the deathfats threads instead.

/sperg
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While this logic seems like it might work, the problem with it is that most deathfats are bedridden. With the added fact that most fast food places are doing cheap delivery deals now they don't have a reason to move.
 
Super Book said:
While this logic seems like it might work, the problem with it is that most deathfats are bedridden. With the added fact that most fast food places are doing cheap delivery deals now they don't have a reason to move.
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Their enablers will introduce them to corona-chan's embrace. None of our sacred cows are going to be missing any meals.
 
Just like IRL, she only wants to be with her true love: food.
 
Posted this in the Chantal thread too, but it's official. Amberlynn is no longer Top-Fat. That honor now goes to Chantal. Though she has fewer subs, she surpasses Amber in views and money for the past week, except for the day she deleted a bunch of stuff. That's gotta really tick Amber off. No wonder she's eating Cocoa Puffs and 4 servings of rice.
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That is going to frost her fritters. And she's put herself in the unenviable position of having almost nothing but hate watchers. She vague posts almost 100% of her content these days & it seemingly hasn't occurred to her that nobody gives a shit about her baby-fat complaints.
 
Her snapchat since the outbreak has been nothing but vying for sympathy, except the chimp out from the other night.

Thanks @hotcheetospuffs I was thinking about doing this but fuck what a turn, we are truly in clown world. Chantal is far more entertaining frankly at least she goes outside. She is a massive cunt and trainwreck but at least she consistently uploads and is more watchable. Her videos as of late even I can sit through fully Amber's I find hard and usually wait for sarcastic to upload or Peaches.

She should really process this as a lolcow she is done frankly.
 
Hey Amberlynn if you want to throw the term sociopath around, how about we have a little game of 'Never Have I Ever - Sociopaths Edition?

OK, I'll start:

Never have I ever:

Stolen food so I can have a second meal
Lied about every single member of my family
Abused my own and other people's animals
Filmed non-consenting senior citizens in a care home and posted it on the internet
Accused my ex of rape in a video and posted it online
Moved across the country to move in with a new partner without meeting them properly in real life first
Moved in with a new partner who was living in their mom's overcrowded studio flat
Had to be told by my partner's family to bathe and clean myself regularly
Gained a massive amount of weight while consistently lying and gaslighting everyone around me
Filmed myself eating like a pig for money
Filmed non-consenting room-mates, relatives of room-mates, friends, partners and posted it on the internet
Filmed non-consenting minor children and posted footage on the internet
Purchased and hoarded obscene amounts of junk jewelry, journals, and cloths and posted the 'hauls' online
Refused to get medical insurance and doctor-shopped for new doctors and medical diagnoses
Got into online spats with dietitians and other health-focused people who attempted to help me
Doxxed other YouTubers
Purchased an expensive diet plan, boasted about how much research I'd done, and then quit in less than 24 hours
Refused to walk around a grocery store and insisted on using a scooter (and lying about it for ages)
Supported my partner in setting up a GoFundMe scam
Used threats of self-harm and suicide as clickbait for my channel


Now tell me again who the sociopath is Amberlynn?
 
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Speaking of demonetizing Amberlynn, today is the one year anniversary of Shrimpgate. Drink up, gorls!
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Do we really know that Amber understands the definition of « sociopath »?

i checked the definition of sociopaths and what traits they display:

Profile of the Sociopath
  • Glibness and Superficial Charm.
  • Manipulative and Conning. They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. ...
  • Grandiose Sense of Self. ...
  • Pathological Lying. ...
  • Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt. ...
  • Shallow Emotions. ...
  • Incapacity for Love.
  • Need for Stimulation.

    Well, that describes Amber, does it?
 
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Jesus I thought shrimpgate was like May/June time flies but I notice there is such a void of content makers now, even our Patron Kate Winslett rarely features Amber nowadays anyway.
 
Pog Mathoin said:
Hey Amberlynn if you want to throw the term sociopath around, how about we have a little game of 'Never Have I Ever - Sociopaths Edition?

OK, I'll start:

Never have I ever:

Stolen food so I can have a second meal
Lied about every single member of my family
Abused my own and other people's animals
Filmed non-consenting senior citizens in a care home and posted it on the internet
Accused my ex of rape in a video and posted it online
Moved across the country to move in with a new partner without meeting them properly in real life first
Moved in with a new partner who was living in their mom's overcrowded studio flat
Had to be told by my partner's family to bathe and clean myself regularly
Gained a massive amount of weight while consistently lying and gaslighting everyone around me
Filmed myself eating like a pig for money
Filmed non-consenting room-mates, relatives of room-mates, friends, partners and posted it on the internet
Filmed non-consenting minor children and posted footage on the internet
Purchased and hoarded obscene amounts of junk jewelry, journals, and cloths and posted the 'hauls' online
Refused to get medical insurance and doctor-shopped for new doctors and medical diagnoses
Got into online spats with dietitians and other health-focused people who attempted to help me
Doxxed other YouTubers
Purchased an expensive diet plan, boasted about how much research I'd done, and then quit in less than 24 hours
Refused to walk around a grocery store and insisted on using a scooter (and lying about it for ages)
Supported my partner in setting up a GoFundMe scam
Used threats of self-harm and suicide as clickbait for my channel


Now tell me again who the sociopath is Amberlynn?
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She stuck with Optavia for a couple days, enough to report that it did seem to be working for her...And she still found a excuse to quit it.
 
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Do you know what I like to do whenever I claim to be "a bundle of nerves" because I'm overwhelmed by my mental illness? Open up a virtual complaint box to my audience of predominantly hatewatchers.
Nothing eases mental distress quite like subjecting yourself to an array of insults. It's the amberlynn way.
 
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