🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DeathFat420 said:
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To this day it's hilarious to me that amber acts like Becky's cooking isnt up to her health standards when eating hulthy at home but then will calorie count burger king. The left side of the stove is sufficient enough for 2 adults to share, why does she need a different meal than Becky? No wonder they fucking blow thru a cart full of food in 2 days.
 
They don't even wanna share each other's food and just eat separately

Smh and we're supposed to believe that her and Backy have a happy relationship
 
iLoveDoe said:
They don't even wanna share each other's food and just eat separately

Smh and we're supposed to believe that her and Backy have a happy relationship
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That’s food aggression for you. Now I just have to wonder, did Amberlynn insist Becky make her own meal so she wouldn’t take a single precious bite of hers, or did Becky refuse to eat Amber’s shitty dry meat (and also the chicken)?
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Perhaps, she could send a “cease and assist” letter to the company. At least she should tell us that she is going through “something”.
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This might be interesting, if a morbidly obese high school dropout with no understanding of the legal system tries to sue what are most likely hackers in Africa, Asia or Eastern Europe. Like everything in her life, Amber will likely just talk about it for views but do nothing.
 
I was watching an old video of her's from 2016 because it was in my recommended and I was bored

Just a reminder of how much of a hoarder she is, she had a bucketful of necklaces, all individually put in plastic bags

The amount of waste this deathfat can produce is amazing, you'd think she would've done that just from all the fast food she gets, but it seems not

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Turd Fergusson said:
Interestingly, Destiny did not eat anything that Amber cooked. (19:30). So it is not only Becky. She mentioned that Destiny is super-picky.
What she prepared was an absolutely disgusting over-seasoned slop. Even then, her taste buds were shot. On top of that, the amount that she made could feed a family of 4.
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Destiny said in a live stream that all the food she cooks is nasty.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Interestingly, Destiny did not eat anything that Amber cooked. (19:30). So it is not only Becky. She mentioned that Destiny is super-picky.
What she prepared was an absolutely disgusting over-seasoned slop. Even then, her taste buds were shot. On top of that, the amount that she made could feed a family of 4.
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The body looks difference but her face is just as huge... amazing 🎉
 
iLoveDoe said:
I was watching an old video of her's from 2016 because it was in my recommended and I was bored

Just a reminder of how much of a hoarder she is, she had a bucketful of necklaces, all individually put in plastic bags

The amount of waste this deathfat can produce is amazing, you'd think she would've done that just from all the fast food she gets, but it seems not

0:46

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pE1LyBvilyE
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This reminded me of one of my biggest Amberlynn Reid pet peeves: DIAMONDS.

Naw girl, that's just glas or zirkondioxid.
 
Gorlax said:
That’s food aggression for you. Now I just have to wonder, did Amberlynn insist Becky make her own meal so she wouldn’t take a single precious bite of hers, or did Becky refuse to eat Amber’s shitty dry meat (and also the chicken)?
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My theory has always been that Amber needs to eat every drop of whatever swill she cooks up because she's a swine. Her food happening to be disgusting has helped to keep both Destiny and Becky from wanting any.
 
Let's just remember that our gorl dropped the weekly weigh-ins, weekly vlogs and updating her weight loss IG all at once in the blink of an eye and now she just watches ASMR all day :story:
 
People are so bored at home, this would be the perfect time to crank out 40min vlogs and have people actually watch them but she's too lazy for that
 
She must have gained enough that she can't hide it with any camera angle fuckery.
 
OK so I look at stats because I find Amber's social blade interesting as fuck because Amber WAS an up and coming Lolcow, she still is but she is starting to fade into obscurity.

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So firstly her viewings have plummeted this is the lowest viewings she has had since Feb 2018 which is pretty shocking. Her daily average clicks is 20k - 30k it used to be 80-100k but interestingly we know she peters between high ad CPM but due to her antics last year content warnings. I think she may have been demoted to the $4 CPM. Her monthly is probably about 3.5k now too. We are so far from "I get like 10k"

Amber could never be famous because she is just a nasty person and classic trainwreck but you can become worse than that be a boring trainwreck. I think she is genuinely unsure what to do she desperately wants to muckbang but her detractors will flay her and she has a thin skin.

p.s. you can tell she is gaining in the images too :p
 
Her week of mukbang videos flopped, she got barely any increased views over normal. Her channel is slowly dying and she has no way of fixing it. Except hitting 600 lbs, then 700, 800, etc... And Corona-Chan has killed her ad revenue rate to where she can't be assed to make videos beyond once per week. Dark times, she may need to get Beggy to get that dreaded job soon.
 
At this point, if I were Big Al I say "fuck it" and Mookbong my heart out just to get the views and cash while it's still a viable option. Save up the money for when the advertising dollars dry up, then starve myself, lose weight and get a real job. Screw the mental gymnastics, and do what needs to be done. But, I'm also not a lazy cow, so there you go.
 
I completely forgot about the adpocalypse situation theres a crap ton of demonetisation atm but also killed rates she is probably at $2 CPM. I wonder if this is what she is anxious about truly because that makes more sense. She is probably anxious because her revenue stream is dead. People like Zackary and on program situation even Dani Suz even freaking Charlie Gold have all said they hate reacting to her now because she is so boring. MBP is away and his viewership is dead too btw.

She literally has no coverage as the haydur kept her alive but the in fighting made people disengage with their content, Amber was in a dry phase anyway which did not help but its that interesting dichotomy of your hate watchers keeping you relevant. We can actually see Amber's true fanbase though and its not that many.
 
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