🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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God, I want her to fall or get stuck somewhere... that probably either makes me a terrible person or a weird ass fetishist but I'll take both if I get to see her trying to wiggle on the floor calling for Becky to come and try to roll her over.
 
playuhplay said:
Sometimes I truly can't tell whether she's trolling for haters to pay her bills or if she's just so insanely self-centered/out of touch that she doesn't realize how ridiculous she is.
I apologize in advance for the rant that's about to ensue.

"Oh, there's a pandemic causing the empty shelves that I've been whining about? Ok well let me send my beck-slave into some stores to buy THE MOST FOOD WE'VE EVER HAD and then show it off while I fill our second freezer to the brim with food that other people actually need. Then, I'm going to make sure my audience knows that not only did I care so little about the freezer full of food that I didn't even open it once for an entire week... but aw shucks, JUST MY LUCK GUYS, I unplugged it and had to trash the entire freezer that could've fed a whole ass family for a month. And yikes, this unopened, individually packaged cheese is SCARY GUYS! I've gotta trash that, too!
I mean, I could've noooooot told them and they never would've known that I wasted all of that precious food... but they need to know how hard MY life is right now and what I'M going through with my ridiculous income and lifestyle that is completely unaffected by this global crisis. Now they'll understand that I can't vlog because of my super common and treatable mental illness that I refuse to get proper treatment for. And maaaaybe they won't notice that I skipped the weigh-in where I should've finally been less than 500lbs for the first time in 2 years. 😭😭 I'M NOT OK GUUUUYS 😭😭
Now check out my sweet Animal Crossing setup, bitches."

Rant over. Thank you for your time.
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Just imagine yourself telling her the same thing you would tell DSP, Chantal, or any other smug train wreck on here--"Enjoy it while you can, fat ass."
 
Kikomobi said:
God, I want her to fall or get stuck somewhere... that probably either makes me a terrible person or a weird ass fetishist but I'll take both if I get to see her trying to wiggle on the floor calling for Becky to come and try to roll her over.
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Lmao I was thinking she would get stuck if she were the one who unplugged the freezer, but I bet shes fat enough that her weight without much effort could push it away if she had fallen and gotten stuck.

But thanks for putting this image of her getting stuck somewhere in my head, it's incredibly funny and now I want It too.

LOL falling in the shower but it's too soapy and slippery to get back up... I feel evil...
 
Fascist Ferret said:
I slightly disagree, because all her life she has never faced serious repercussions for her actions.
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What amazes me the most, about Amber, is that she has always been able to turn her face away and look in another direction, completely ignoring problems she should have been trying to solve as soon as they presented themselves. She's pretty much like a horse with its blinkers on.

It's incredible to think that in almost thirty years of life she has never solved a problem nor been through an actual confrontation (and Destiny breaking up with her doesn't count). So far, she has made plans to lose weight, visit her mom and rekindle their relationship, visit her brother in California, move away from Kentucky, get married but not to her current girlfriend, get insurance, become vegetarian, become vegan, and yet she hasn't gone through any of them. Even the dumbest things, like cutting her hair, is something she cannot get through.

This absolute inability to be an adult makes me wonder where she would be, if YouTube wasn't on the plate.
 
Our utility companies in this area like SKRECC (electric) and city water have put off any payment due until the Covid 19 crisis has passed. She is probably thinking that leaves her extra money not realizing that everyone will have large utility bills due when it is over. Planning ahead isn't something she does so...
 
Honestly, I'm surprised that she got out just fine that time she tripped over while climbing the steps to the house (the one where she said her phone went skeet skeet skeet down the steps)

That was a close fucking call for someone her size.
 
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At least she's finally getting some use out of that copy of IT she ran out to buy when the movie was released and it was the trendy thing to do. She never made it past page 80 because it was too " descriptive".

A lot of us grew up with the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books, but I'm sure she ran out to buy that copy when the movie was released too.
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
there was the time when she fell outside and there were apparently people walking by who saw, and my brain can't even imagine the glory of what they witnessed.
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Sadly, it's just an art installation.
 
I know this will probably never happen but just think how fun it would be to have live 24/7 cameras at ALR's home. It's like 600-pound life + big brother + our favorite gorl mixed together. I would pay to have this happen.
 
I would give my first born son to hear the "Baaaaaaabeeeeee!" screech that comes out of Ambers gullet when she gets stuck somewhere.
 
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