🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Clintonberg said:
Come on, gorl. Losing weight was supposed to solve all of your problems.
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At this point, I already know the economic fallout from corona-chan's reign is going to be 2008 on crack at best and completely catastrophic at worst if something is not done FAST. And because I know nothing about government funding or pandemic research and little about the inner workings of Wall Street and the national supply chain I have no idea what that something could be. The only shining light I can see through the dark is Albert losing her Adsense, spending her DrumpBux on exorbitant amounts of Amazon and Doordash, and then having NO money whatsoever. It could be a disaster of epic proportions and I hope that she will film it.
 
Here's a cheap armchair analogy. If you take the direct impact of the virus, then add the secondary medical impacts for people who have delayed surgeries & various treatments, the economic catastrophe that IS coming & all the social & societal fall out; take all that & compare it to trying to climb Mount Everest. We have just arrived at Base Camp. We still have to climb the damned mountain, summit & get safely back down. This is already creating economic carnage, will no doubt result in a number, (after or late in the pandemic), of civil wars & other conflicts.

We hit the reset button on the world in late December, have no way of knowing all the impacts but I can pretty much guarantee Amber, who is "not doing okay now, guiz" has not a single clue about any other ramifications other than getting sick. She had 6 years to lose weight, pick up some marketable skills & instead pissed away her time & money for short term indulgences. If she's not preparing for a very long period of little money coming in, she's an idiot. She should have been cranking out videos like there was no tomorrow these last few weeks & rake in as much $$ as she could. In the next several months, her view counts are going to drop, as will her AdSense.

The world, on the other side of this, is going to be a very different place & she doesn't adapt well to anything that doesn't fit her chosen narrative.
 
i know we are all team #nolaygsnowatch but i think i could live without seeing her bare larrygs if i could see her fall over and then get up without any assistance. she apparently falls a lot and blames it on a piece of dog food, a step, etc.

there was the time when she fell outside and there were apparently people walking by who saw, and my brain can't even imagine the glory of what they witnessed.
 
Peetz's Bank Account said:
The only shining light I can see through the dark is Albert losing her Adsense, spending her DrumpBux on exorbitant amounts of Amazon and Doordash, and then having NO money whatsoever. It could be a disaster of epic proportions and I hope that she will film it
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At least then she would understand why people were telling her to save money and get insurance...
DefCon Dumb said:
This is already creating economic carnage, will no doubt result in a number, (after or late in the pandemic), of civil wars & other conflicts.
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Tbh even before the pandemic I was expecting a US civil war or state secession. The political sides are so polarized and social media isnt helping.

Earlier someone said that the pandemic threat should be what woke her up and made her change, if nothing else.
I slightly disagree, because all her life she has never faced serious repercussions for her actions.

She wont learn anything until it's too late: she's already broke, she already loses a limb, her lungs have become unable to function, take your pick of the trauma.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She should have been cranking out videos like there was no tomorrow these last few weeks & rake in as much $$ as she could. In the next several months, her view counts are going to drop, as will her AdSense.
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That makes me wonder if YouTube has already cut back on AdSense. It makes no sense for her not to be putting out daily videos when her entire audience is stuck indoors. She doesn't need anything special, just film one meal per day (that she's already going to eat whether she films it or not), call it a mukbang, collect shekels.
 
ADHD said:
That makes me wonder if YouTube has already cut back on AdSense. It makes no sense for her not to be putting out daily videos when her entire audience is stuck indoors. She doesn't need anything special, just film one meal per day (that she's already going to eat whether she films it or not), call it a mukbang, collect shekels.
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Planning for the future has never been one of Amber's forte. Indeed, when she was making a lot more money, she could have saved a massive amount of money, well beyond what she needs for bariatric surgery. But no, she had to feed every indulgence, from expensive Torrid hauls, to feeding her entourage of friends and acquaintances, to purchasing ghastly costume jewelry, and ordering countless objects that she may never use. Purchasing top-of-the-line iPhones for Becky, Eric and Rickie, two Christmas ago, was an act of pure recklessness, for someone not having a secure income.

I am sure that companies are cutting on Adsense and probably that YT is taking a larger cut of her income. She did not create a future for herself, and certainly not for Becky.
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
i know we are all team #nolaygsnowatch but i think i could live without seeing her bare larrygs if i could see her fall over and then get up without any assistance. she apparently falls a lot and blames it on a piece of dog food, a step, etc.

there was the time when she fell outside and there were apparently people walking by who saw, and my brain can't even imagine the glory of what they witnessed.
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Lol, like that time she blamed her fall on her super dainty, baby butt soft feet. Ok gorl. We've seen your toes, we know your feet are probably crusty and gross.
 
Dragon Lady said:
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Sometimes I truly can't tell whether she's trolling for haters to pay her bills or if she's just so insanely self-centered/out of touch that she doesn't realize how ridiculous she is.
I apologize in advance for the rant that's about to ensue.

"Oh, there's a pandemic causing the empty shelves that I've been whining about? Ok well let me send my beck-slave into some stores to buy THE MOST FOOD WE'VE EVER HAD and then show it off while I fill our second freezer to the brim with food that other people actually need. Then, I'm going to make sure my audience knows that not only did I care so little about the freezer full of food that I didn't even open it once for an entire week... but aw shucks, JUST MY LUCK GUYS, I unplugged it and had to trash the entire freezer that could've fed a whole ass family for a month. And yikes, this unopened, individually packaged cheese is SCARY GUYS! I've gotta trash that, too!
I mean, I could've noooooot told them and they never would've known that I wasted all of that precious food... but they need to know how hard MY life is right now and what I'M going through with my ridiculous income and lifestyle that is completely unaffected by this global crisis. Now they'll understand that I can't vlog because of my super common and treatable mental illness that I refuse to get proper treatment for. And maaaaybe they won't notice that I skipped the weigh-in where I should've finally been less than 500lbs for the first time in 2 years. 😭😭 I'M NOT OK GUUUUYS 😭😭
Now check out my sweet Animal Crossing setup, bitches."

Rant over. Thank you for your time.
 
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