🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Holy hell, Amber is crying out for attention hard core today.

You want attention, Amber? One up Chantal and livestream yourself taking a shit.
 
ADHD said:
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Braid pigtails? Jesus, Amber. This would have landed better if she'd replaced "Like wuuuuuut" with "HOW DARE YOU" tbh.

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This is interesting. Her video today, which one would think was much less requested than a weigh in, has already gotten almost half the views her weigh in did. What is up with that? I'm sure it is smarting her ego that her weigh in hasn't broken 100k views yet, but it's kind of surprising that today's video has gotten as many views as it has.
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She’s also acting like she’s lost over 100lbs. Amber nobody gives a fuck right now. You’re too little too late with not only your constant bullshit but it’s unprecedented times.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I'd love to sit her down & force her to watch that genuinely terrifying video Sky news posted from inside an overwhelmed hospital in Northern Italy. PL - as a retired nurse, I can tell you right now, that's NOT how you care for patients unless you're well beyond your capacity, staffing & supplies. But what I would tell her is: "THAT is what people are concerned about, you blithering idiot. Pull your head out of your ass & make sure you don't end up needing that level of care because I can guarantee you, you won't make the triage cut if it gets that bad & it very well could."

But we're going to get nothing other than her airily dismissing this as: "That corona thing. I'm soooooo worried, muh anxieteeeeeeeeeee. Babe, where are those egg rolls?"
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Recently a picture from Bergamo was posted on r/italy, and it portrayed a street with military trucks in it. There were so many you couldn't even see where they began and where they finished. All those trucks were filled with the coffins of the people who have died, and they were being transported to another city to be cremated, because Bergamo's crematorium couldn't handle that many bodies. Bergamo is a major city and counts more than 120k residents, and even they can't handle it.

Amber doesn't seem to realize not only how terrible the situation is in general, but how terrible it could be for her too: she is morbidly obese, and has diabetes and respiratory problems, if she were to get sick, there would be no possibility for her to get out of it alive.
 
Amber needs to up her game fast if she wants to keep making them YouTube bucks. The barrel shaped baby beater, stay at home shamu and the alky and shitting Chantal are all far more entertaining.
 
xenomorph said:
Listen you fat cunt, no wun cur about your shit, there are people losing loved ones, their jobs and security to this pandemic and you are over here talking about your fucking fat body a problem you fucking ate yourself into.
Fuck off with this shit people have real problems and you dont factor into any of it.
Also all smilies until Wammort is out of food eh?
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Yeah! We wanna see them LAAAAAYYYYUUUURGGGSSS!
 
Is there a reasonable explanation for why she would fake a southern accent?

I genuinely don't see the point besides just being autistic or looking for attention
 
so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.
 
iLoveDoe said:
Is there a reasonable explanation for why she would fake a southern accent?

I genuinely don't see the point besides just being autistic or looking for attention
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She’s trying to seem like she has a personality when it’s glaringly obvious she doesn’t have one. It’s a narc tic.
 
DubbleBubble said:
so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.
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Yes. Amber was the cow who brought me to the farms, I thought I would be entertained by my quarter - ton princess until she lost the weight, or at least until her untimely death. I find myself cheating on Amber with Chantal, both equally fat and greasy, but one way more disgusting and thus more deserving of the ridiculing gaze of the farmers. Chantal took a shit live on stream, Amber won't even show some leg.
 
For queue said:
Amber needs to up her game fast if she wants to keep making them YouTube bucks. The barrel shaped baby beater, stay at home shamu and the alky and shitting Chantal are all far more entertaining.
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But what can she do? Torrid hauls? Has she already bought everything they sell? Besides, she is not really showing the clothes on her. Does she have the money to buy hundreds of dollar of clothes now? Cook with me? We saw all her recipes already. Nauseating. Weighting sessions? She is not showing them. Eat with me? That is it.
 
DubbleBubble said:
so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.
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The more pounds she loses, the less interested I am in her. I'm not here to be proud of her or pat her ass. And the less she posts, the less drama she produces.

Her filthy cooch induced weight loss coincided with the Amy Ramadan getting a thread and that thread taking off. Turns out, I only have enough energy and attention span for one gargantuan lying dunce at a time, and she's waaaaay more entertaining than Amber.

Also, the new Deathfat subforum is fucking awesome. So many lesser deathfats finally got threads and now they're all in one place and easy to find and it's all very funny. That's been a big factor for me as well.
 
DubbleBubble said:
so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual?
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I definitely have. It took a while to get here, though. I've been watching since 2018 and she's pretty boring on a good day, but as recently as last summer, she was still deep-throating kebabs and talking about bleeding belly buttons. The sheer ridiculousness of that kept me tuned in. Also, the comments were funnier. Lately I'm just over it. It's like watching the 20th season of a show that's run out of material. There's no character development. Nothing ever really changes.

Amber's never gonna be this inspirational ObeseToBeast success story, because fat or skinny, she's just a deeply unlikeable person. She'd have to leave Youtube for a long time, lose some substantial weight and come back with some humility and contrition. Then maybe I'd give a singular fuck. 🤷‍♀️ But probably not even then, cause like @StrawberryDouche, that's never been the draw for me. A 170 lb Amber would just be a bigger, more entitled bitch with no personality. Nah, hard pass.

Thankfully, there's no shortage of fat people on a failed 'journey', so if she decided tomorrow to quit Youtube, it honestly wouldn't be a huge loss, beyond the loss of conversation here which I do enjoy. But she's not the only cow on the farm anymore. We'll all just move to greener pastures!
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
Recently a picture from Bergamo was posted on r/italy, and it portrayed a street with military trucks in it. There were so many you couldn't even see where they began and where they finished. All those trucks were filled with the coffins of the people who have died, and they were being transported to another city to be cremated, because Bergamo's crematorium couldn't handle that many bodies. Bergamo is a major city and counts more than 120k residents, and even they can't handle it.

Amber doesn't seem to realize not only how terrible the situation is in general, but how terrible it could be for her too: she is morbidly obese, and has diabetes and respiratory problems, if she were to get sick, there would be no possibility for her to get out of it alive.
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it really is a case of, right now, aint nobody got time for Amber's shit. The ALR show was already painfully boring, with better alternatives. But general interest was low enough because even without a virus that reaps the vulnerable like industrial farm equipment through a wheat field, Amber aint got that long, and now.. the way she's OBLIVIOUS to the world around her, still goes out every day for food, and paws her grubby hands on everything like normal... I'd be very surprised if she doesnt join the death stats in the coming months.

There's just no point in watching such a literal dead end anymore. BUT, who knows, maybe she'll step her game up to grab more attention even during a pandemic... Probably not but here's hoping.
 
My only hope is that once she's below 500 lbs she rewards herself with a fast food mukbang and everything spirals out of control. Without some serious shake up this bitch is just too boring compared to other cows.
 
I know I'm late to the whole name change thing, been away and all, but what if she pulls an Onision:
"They kept yelling 'Amberlynn we just want to talk!' that's not even my name, my name is Amber"
 
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