🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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51GEdbxSeZL._SY445_.jpg At 170 calories per 1 piece serving, 60 pieces in the bag, that's a nice whopping 10200 calories right there. I have no doubt Amber could eat that whole thing in one sitting, on top of everything else she'd normally eat. Or, should I say, I seriously doubt Amber has the self control to prevent herself from eating the whole bag in one sitting. If she starts getting these she'll be back to 600 in no time.
 
I think that, with her income going south, she should be stressed that instead of getting paid to post rubbish, she would need to get a real job.
 
Amberlynn is the definition of first world problems. I'm sure people in 3rd world countries eating things like clay and bugs to sustain themselves are crying for you Amber
 
Her Twitter is reactivated with her “new” name.


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Also, lolz she had “infections” before but she never “lost weight” mmmkay.
 
raritycunt said:
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Anxious about what?? Did the local pizzeria close down?
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So are the millons and millions of people that have anxiety and have to work and lead productive lives. You probably do have anxiety but you also probably feel caged up with no real purpose besides sitting in different parts of the house till food is available.


Looks like shes at a doctors office.
 
Well, I guess we've been told. NO more saying anything silly to anyone who's fighting. Oops, sorry; FIGHTING; every single day.

Who's going to break the news to her that, if she's referring to her weight loss, she's been engaged in a stalemate at best, since her tonsillitis cleared?

Do you think she'll see the … correspondence?
 
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I will happily accept my dumb and autistic ratings for saying this but I think its wack when people act like bad poetry or writing is some sort of scandal or something Amber should be taken to task for.

She's right- writing, even badly, is a harmless and wonderful outlet for all sorts of feelings and no one should feel ashamed of doing it even if they can't do it well. She should have been writing a lot more of her feelings and eating a lot less of them all along.

That goes for all the kiwis reading this too, don't be afraid to sing, write, or make art poorly. You don't have to be good at something for it to be healthy and therapeutic.

Also, if I had Young Dumb Honeybuns tattoos, I'd be a little more careful about criticizing bad art.
 
Chamaelirium said:
I will happily accept my dumb and autistic ratings for saying this but I think its wack when people act like bad poetry or writing is some sort of scandal or something Amber should be taken to task for.

She's right- writing, even badly, is a harmless and wonderful outlet for all sorts of feelings and no one should feel ashamed of doing it even if they can't do it well. She should have been writing a lot more of her feelings and eating a lot less of them all along.

That goes for all the kiwis reading this too, don't be afraid to sing, write, or make art poorly. You don't have to be good at something for it to be healthy and therapeutic.

Also, if I had Young Dumb Honeybuns tattoos, I'd be a little more careful about criticizing bad art.
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I'm dragging this over here because it doesn't belong in the SM thread and I would like to reply to it--

I MEAN, sure. Dance like no one's watching, but if you're dancing in public, expect criticism. People like Coleridge were subjected to scathing criticism in newspapers of the day for brilliance like Rime of the Ancient Mariner and likewise fellow greats like Keats, etc. Everyone is open to their art being critiqued when they do it in the public square. No one is exempted from it.

Adolescents generally produce shitty art. Has Amber's "art" improved? I submit not, see: rain and petals eavesdrop, therefore, it's all fair game.

Amateur attempts should receive a degree of grace, however, if one doesn't strive to become better at their self-professed passion, then they should be prepared to take a rotten tomato to the face. Many of them.
 
Chamaelirium said:
I will happily accept my dumb and autistic ratings for saying this but I think its wack when people act like bad poetry or writing is some sort of scandal or something Amber should be taken to task for.

She's right- writing, even badly, is a harmless and wonderful outlet for all sorts of feelings and no one should feel ashamed of doing it even if they can't do it well. She should have been writing a lot more of her feelings and eating a lot less of them all along.

That goes for all the kiwis reading this too, don't be afraid to sing, write, or make art poorly. You don't have to be good at something for it to be healthy and therapeutic.

Also, if I had Young Dumb Honeybuns tattoos, I'd be a little more careful about criticizing bad art.
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I agree. What’s the reading supposed to prove? That Hamber is a dumb cunt who can’t spell, use proper grammar, and sucks at creative writing? Ya don’t say? Any dumbass can figure that out by just listening to her vlogs.
 
Chamaelirium said:
I will happily accept my dumb and autistic ratings for saying this but I think its wack when people act like bad poetry or writing is some sort of scandal or something Amber should be taken to task for.

She's right- writing, even badly, is a harmless and wonderful outlet for all sorts of feelings and no one should feel ashamed of doing it even if they can't do it well. She should have been writing a lot more of her feelings and eating a lot less of them all along.

That goes for all the kiwis reading this too, don't be afraid to sing, write, or make art poorly. You don't have to be good at something for it to be healthy and therapeutic.

Also, if I had Young Dumb Honeybuns tattoos, I'd be a little more careful about criticizing bad art.
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Absolutely, I agree. Except.....
The problem with Al and her "writing" is her unbelievably exceptional massive ego about her own talent. She has said, many times, how gifted a writer she is and nobody could tell her any differently. Her favorite poet is herself, she has said. She has said over and over how writing is her "passion" and her dream is to be published one day. As is. Without any education. Without any training. Without even fuckin' READING anything beyond YA books and graphic novels. In this-as in all things-Amber is delusional.

ETA No, not insecurity Al, we know yer just tryin' to hide yer chins.
 
Young dumb cunty bun looks ragged like a former stripper with 2 kids and a meth addiction. Also I’ve seen less makeup on a corpse at a wake. Jesus what is she using for foundation? Stage makeup?
 
Dragon Lady said:
I wish Amber would post something more recent. I want to see how her writing progressed (probably not great but..)
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Sorrow creeping in from temptation,
Guilt eroding for no hesitation.
Wanting to be free from such an addiction to me,
Free like a bird, maybe a pigeon.
Words dwell,
As I swell,
Hoping one day I will do well.
Written in a minute,
Hear I am sittin',
Not accepting my fate,
But instead planning my date.
 
Alaska Thundercunt said:
Sorrow creeping in from temptation,
Guilt eroding for no hesitation.
Wanting to be free from such an addiction to me,
Free like a bird, maybe a pigeon.
Words dwell,
As I swell,
Hoping one day I will do well.
Written in a minute,
Hear I am sittin',
Not accepting my fate,
But instead planning my date.
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I'm not actually sure if she wrote this or you're just really good at imitating her. Both sound like a joke.
 
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