🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
Well, Becky drives belted, while Amber is not. In case of a front end collision, one stays in the car, and the other, well...
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Bro wtf do you think would happen if they got into an accident? You think amber would go out the front window, or is she too big? And think about the other driver, in a flash 600 pounds is heading right at you at what, let’s say 40 mph. Jesus Christ that’s like asking if you could survive a fridge hitting you at such a high speed.
 
"#1500calories" :story:

Going to Yamato's, going to the pizza buffet wiht D&D and then going to an "ice cream place", sure, boo.

Again, show what're you actually eating that makes you maintain/gain weight. Nobody falls your your fatnosis.
 
LatinasAreTheFuture said:
Bro wtf do you think would happen if they got into an accident? You think amber would go out the front window, or is she too big? And think about the other driver, in a flash 600 pounds is heading right at you at what, let’s say 40 mph. Jesus Christ that’s like asking if you could survive a fridge hitting you at such a high speed.
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Oh, everyone involved would most likely die on impact.
Amberlynn would go through the window, but die doing so.
Necky would probably die of impact injuries because of it. It has to do with physics but I dont know how to explain.
Whomever they hit might survive depending on where they were hit.
 
Willie Dynamite said:
Oh, everyone involved would most likely die on impact.
Amberlynn would go through the window, but die doing so.
Necky would probably die of impact injuries because of it. It has to do with physics but I dont know how to explain.
Whomever they hit might survive depending on where they were hit.
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Surely it would have to be a forceful accident to propel such a large mass, right? If its minor, she might be heavy enough to stay put in her seat, no?
 
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Amber is more then likely to die. It actually shows that in car crash accidents, bigger people's bodies 'behave' differently then the normal sized, probably because of the extra size and the way the weight starts getting distributed.

I think they 'slip out' of the seat belt, because it can't hold them correctly because of how the fat distorts their body.
 
Ive always thought that if they rolled, amber would completely take out Becky. It would be terrifying enough to flip but then you are buckled in while a 600lb person is loose flying around the car.
 
mekalekahi said:
Ive always thought that if they rolled, amber would completely take out Becky. It would be terrifying enough to flip but then you are buckled in while a 600lb person is loose flying around the car.
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That would be the horror news article of the year, "600 lb woman crushes girlfriend to death in otherwise nonlethal accident"
 
Turd Fergusson said:
How could that be? Why doesn’t she have a state ID? Does she have a credit card? So, does her income from YT goes to Becky’s bank account? This is weird.
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I question this myself. I can't imagine her never getting a state ID. As for car accidents, velocity in a crash would likely kill her even if she wasn't displaced because her internal organs would be banged around inside her body.
 
People begged her to hire a personal chef for herself for a long time

Freshly works out for her and she fucking quits

Her and Becky eat separately, and it's clear Becky lost some weight while Hamber did nothing but gain or maintain

No hope for this bitch, she'll be forever stuck between eating bland ass food with some garlic powder on top that will never satisfy her and takeout food.
 
I wish we still had the Mythbusters around to solve these kinds of questions. The world needs to know the destructive force of deathfats in collisions!
 
Punkinsplice said:
I question this myself. I can't imagine her never getting a state ID. As for car accidents, velocity in a crash would likely kill her even if she wasn't displaced because her internal organs would be banged around inside her body.
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There's no proof that she doesn't have one. All we know for sure is that she once lost the one she had, and since she didn't vlog herself getting a new one people assume she doesn't have it.
 
ADHD said:
There's no proof that she doesn't have one. All we know for sure is that she once lost the one she had, and since she didn't vlog herself getting a new one people assume she doesn't have it.
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I'll go on a hunch and say that her ID had the same fate as Chantal's Pringles cap. Hamber is much bigger, and getting an ID stuck between your folds without knowing is much easier than a Pringles cap.
 
iLoveDoe said:
She can't lay down facing the floor without not being able to breathe anymore.

Imagine being Eric/Ricky and seeing Neckster on top of a naked blob of fat giving her a massage.
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Late AF but I picture Beggy trying to put the sheet on a waterbed when giving Hamber a massage. Pretty fucking funny.
 
i think we all vastly underestimated amber's influence. looks like her lymphedema laygs have inspired an entire line of high fashion. gorl certainly does have that it factor

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Wyzzerd said:
I wish we still had the Mythbusters around to solve these kinds of questions. The world needs to know the destructive force of deathfats in collisions!
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I swear to God if I knew how to create two dummies with their dimensions and mass , I'd sacrifice a Hyundai for this. Perhaps we need KiwiBusters to calculate this.

Ok found This simulator and I'm looking for more.

I entered 600 lbs , 45 mph lol
 
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