🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ADHD said:
From one of the discords, looks like Becky is going to have to work for her crayons today:
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She is literally Diabetty at this point
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Bonus points for picking the screenshot that makes Becky look like an absolute deformed gobshite (I've never actually used that word before but it just sort of came to me after seeing that photo)
 
ADHD said:
But why not just use shampoo and conditioner like a normal person? I don't follow beauty gurus so I guess I'm out of the loop.

And did Amber actually miss that part, or did she just know what works for her, boo boo?
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I think we read way too much on her hair care. She is just lazy and cannot be bother to wash her hair till she absolutely have to. She is like Gina from MSHPL. She also said in the past that her hair is “her thing”. She is taking care of it as much as she is taking care of her “fur babies”.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think we read way too much on her hair care. She is just lazy and cannot be bother to wash her hair till she absolutely have to. She is like Gina from MSHPL. She also said in the past that her hair is “her thing”. She is taking care of it as much as she is taking care of her “fur babies”.
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You got it right, fam.
Lazy is the main reason she doesn't fuck with it.
And it's ridiculous she uses her hair as her trait of femininity- which looks downright out of style and unhealthy as hell.
Notice how in the last vid she says she styles it in the braid on one particular side.
How fucking empty her life must be. And how utterly vain this fat cunt is when she has absolutely nooo reason to be.
 
Serial Grapist said:
She’s posted on her Pineappleepinup IG:
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and officially given up on Freshly:
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Jesus H. on a pogo ball juggling bowling pins. How many times has Amber claimed that she doesn't like to cook? I'm sure she considers removing the foil from yogurt meal prep and must reward herself with a handful of Reeses minis.
 
dingobaby said:
Jesus H. on a pogo ball juggling bowling pins. How many times has Amber claimed that she doesn't like to cook? I'm sure she considers removing the foil from yogurt meal prep and must reward herself with a handful of Reeses minis.
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From what we know, she has been to the sushi place, and likely other restaurants with Dana and Destiny. The weight loss diet is now out the window. Those meals on IG are all for show.
 
ThoughtsAndPrayers said:
Well in her defense freshly meals looked as bad as her own
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Portions, bitch! (Nothing personal).

A big ol' pot of Hamber slop vs. Freshly? Freshly wins everyday. But... she knows what works for her.
Mrs. Dash luvs you, Hamber. So does McCormick Garlic salt and Onion salt and the Morton's umbrella salt gorl. Pour that shit on da pig trough slop.

You do you.
 
The only reason she's ever had to leave the house was to feed. With Freshly, she had no reason to leave; therefore, no excuse to have Becks get binge food. Freshly never stood a chance.
 
bev said:
The only reason she's ever had to leave the house was to feed. With Freshly, she had no reason to leave; therefore, no excuse to have Becks get binge food. Freshly never stood a chance.
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She could always do bolth

Slappy McGherkin said:
Portions, bitch! (Nothing personal).

A big ol' pot of Hamber slop vs. Freshly? Freshly wins everyday. But... she knows what works for her.
Mrs. Dash luvs you, Hamber. So does McCormick Garlic salt and Onion salt and the Morton's umbrella salt gorl. Pour that shit on da pig trough slop.

You do you.
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Nah to me their portions looked small for the calorie density
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
The excuse about why she did not vote, though... that's pure gold:
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Fuck me sideways. She's a flat earther and a pro-lifer.
Also "could be a rumour and I could be wrong. But I heard with my own two ears on the sides of my ballooned out fat head that Hilary Clinton would totally agree to 9 month abortions!"
So AL doesn't agree with giving birth. Got it.
(I'm kidding about that last part incase the folks who call her racist and transphobic are trawling for more bs excuses to hate the heifer)
 
There are other meal services, including a decent selection of services that send you the food items for dishes as well as instructions about slicing, dicing, chopping, mixing AND cooking. She could get fresh food properly portioned out AND the benefit of cooking it herself, not to mention, possible exposure to other foods & flavours.

But yeah, it's not about any of that. It's about the easy & safe, (for her), & comfortable route.
 
Vol yoom us said:
Fuck me sideways. She's a flat earther and a pro-lifer.
Also "could be a rumour and I could be wrong. But I heard with my own two ears on the sides of my ballooned out fat head that Hilary Clinton would totally agree to 9 month abortions!"
So AL doesn't agree with giving birth. Got it.
(I'm kidding about that last part incase the folks who call her racist and transphobic are trawling for more bs excuses to hate the heifer)
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I'd love Amber if she made a video about the conspiracy theories she believes in, because she believes in so much crap it's embarrassing.

Not only she's a pro-life flat earther, but she also believes in chem trails and is sure that people in grocery stores paint zucchinis and over vegetables to make them look better.
 
Whale Lake 2 said:
I'd love Amber if she made a video about the conspiracy theories she believes in, because she believes in so much crap it's embarrassing.

Not only she's a pro-life flat earther, but she also believes in chem trails and is sure that people in grocery stores paint zucchinis and over vegetables to make them look better.
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The painted veggies was one of my favorites, and there were people commenting on YT in haydur videos that this was true. It stopped being funny when I realized that other people believed that shit too.
 
I don’t doubt Hammy has her fair share of idiotic beliefs and conspiracies, but the ones she admit to reek of trolling. Just like all the basic words she butchers and her temporary catch phrase situation type deals because she’s sthooo quirky you guize like ohmigawd
 
Amberlynn Reid cant vote because she doesnt even have a state ID.
IIRC, she doesnt have her own bank account (that you would need an ID for).
Beggy has the bank account and neither of them understand how to use it.
For instance, when she was sperging over the summer about not being able to buy a LV purse because the bank 'wont let her' take x amount out of the ATM or make over x amount purchase on the card.

They are both incredibly stupid, its probably a blessing in disguise that one cant vote and the other wouldnt know how to if she wanted to.
 
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