🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I see we're in the "Grease Braid" phase of the post-shower-buff-cooldown . The braid applies a +2 videos usage of grease hair. If this card is thrown down, pick up 1 Sonichu card from the deck.
 
And she only has that audience currently because she's grossly obese and somebody that people love to hate-watch. Even now her audience is slowly fading, she's becoming boring as hell and it's only a matter of time before the gravy train stops choo-choooing.
 
I cant put into words how much I need amber to make a sit down video of her discussing politics for half a hour. I cant decide if having Becky in it would be a bonus, but imagine Becky maybe having some knowledge of whats going on and amber correcting her with absolute nonsense while Becky stares back in silence because shes not allowed to speak up or correct her.
 
Unless we will finally witness some kind of medical emergency (fingers crossed, let's hope!), this year is going to be a very boring one, in the Amberverse.

In 2019, at this point she had already posted a series of body shots with a full confession of being above 560lbs, one of her awful recipes, the announcement that she was friends with Rafe and Hannah again, and, of course, Optivia.

Come on, Amber! Do something to entertain us!
 
She's got no new arrows in her quiver. Her cycle has been so often repeated, it's beyond cliché. Nothing ever changes... she simply recycles the old nonsense & even the most devoted train wreck watchers are bored stiff.

She refuses to take any responsibility for her actions & current state of being which consists of doing not even enough to entertain a 3 year old. Nobody wants to watch her chow down on her patented swill, frozen garbage or phony diet foods. Her hauls of cheap trinkets are achingly dull & she can't even do a proper clothing haul. She thrusts yardage of fabric in front of the camera; not even allowing for a proper view of the item. Her friends are recycled as often as her calorie or points counts.

There are a good 3-4 ways she could legit grow her channel & make it interesting AND sustainable; ways she could show at least a modicum of self awareness & a hint of maturity. Instead, she keeps going with the same tiresome stuff. She's too immature to keep the interest of adults & at 29, can't count much longer on keeping the attention of vacuous tweens & young teens.

The reaction channels are increasingly busy with more scandals & those honestly looking for weight loss inspiration have moved on to those genuinely documenting weight loss journeys.

She's going to have to come up with something original quickly & be able to sustain it. Few continue to buy the old bullshit.
 
I'd love for her to recreate the exercise portions of the video My Typical Nightly Workout!, originally posted March 4, 2014.
 
"Just EMBRACE yourself - this is quite the video." She must have meant: "Brace yourself." This was her evening routine, she said. Where was the red face, the sweat, etc. I understand even then, she couldn't do much but she wasn't pushing herself.

FYI - lots of mention lately about her comments about being a dancer & choreographing routines for herself & other dancers. She appeared in front of 'gigantic crowds' in talent shows & always won according to this video... about 5:45 in:
 
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"Just EMBRACE yourself - this is quite the video." She must have meant: "Brace yourself." This was her evening routine, she said. Where was the red face, the sweat, etc. I understand even then, she couldn't do much but she wasn't pushing herself.

FYI - lots of mention lately about her comments about being a dancer & choreographing routines for herself & other dancers. She appeared in front of 'gigantic crowds' in talent shows & always won according to this video... about 5:45 in:

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Yes, I completely believe that a known bullshit artist who can't even pronounce choreograph(ed) ever created routines for herself, much less for other people, and that she won "every talent contest" she entered in front of giant crowds.

Just more lies.
 
DarkSydePundit said:
Don’t women stop posting pictures like these when they’ve reached their mid 20’s?

30 year old women going on Snapchat abusing filters like that seems very odd?
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Well, yes, it is odd that anyone over the age of 15 would do it on a regular basis. People of all ages would try those filters once for a laugh and realize that they are infantile.

In the second picture, it is showing one of her nails painted purple. Did she painted those a few weeks ago, or is it new? It might be an old picture.
 
Unless she was choreographing and participating in the special olympics it’s all a bunch of lies.
The size of her as a child would have eliminated her from any competitive non sped dancing
 
twi1992 said:
As funny as this is, I find it veeeeeeeeeeery hard to believe that she's unaware how huge she is. I feel like a fatty when I feel jiggly and she's significantly larger. You're not feeling gross shaking that shelf ass and wabbling your arm flaps, gorl?
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I think the thing that's most troublesome about this video is just how small she looks compared to her current photos.
 
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Yes, I completely believe that a known bullshit artist who can't even pronounce choreograph(ed) ever created routines for herself, much less for other people, and that she won "every talent contest" she entered in front of giant crowds.
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I think, as for children dance recitals, everyone get a medal or a prize for participating. Again, she is stretching the truth. As for the crowds, they are basically the children’s parents, the teachers, and the other kids.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
"Just EMBRACE yourself - this is quite the video." She must have meant: "Brace yourself." This was her evening routine, she said. Where was the red face, the sweat, etc. I understand even then, she couldn't do much but she wasn't pushing herself.

FYI - lots of mention lately about her comments about being a dancer & choreographing routines for herself & other dancers. She appeared in front of 'gigantic crowds' in talent shows & always won according to this video... about 5:45 in:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PV_lU34Ik-o
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Wow, eyebrows!

Turd Fergusson said:
Well, yes, it is odd that anyone over the age of 15 would do it on a regular basis. People of all ages would try those filters once for a laugh and realize that they are infantile.

In the second picture, it is showing one of her nails painted purple. Did she painted those a few weeks ago, or is it new? It might be an old picture.
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I do believe that is one of the nail shades in the February Ipsy bags. So it could be fairly new.
 
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I think, as for children dance recitals, everyone get a medal or a prize for participating. Again, she is stretching the truth. As for the crowds, they are basically the children’s parents, the teachers, and the other kids.
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But kids/children don't choreograph routines for themselves or others, do they? And they're probably also not part of "hip-hop dance groups". While I believe she may have played soccer because some adult at some point was trying to make her move, just a little, I believe she was some kind of star player just as much as I believe her tales about her being some kind of dancing impresario as a 200 pound youngster. I guess she doesn't stop to ponder why there really aren't a ton of fat soccer players past the young kid level or fatass dancers who can move through multiple routines in a set.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I think, as for children dance recitals, everyone get a medal or a prize for participating. Again, she is stretching the truth. As for the crowds, they are basically the children’s parents, the teachers, and the other kids.
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And obese child Al would have grown up in the era of giving out participation trophies for not actually doing anything.
 
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