🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
"You might even say some people have rather a dearth of journals, in fact."

LOL. While I'm sure Big Al has all the words, alas, they are all the stupid ones. But I'd willingly sit through ads on a video where she was given words to pronounce - and not the super hard stuff, just words like this one. Panoply.
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"Dis is the best soda Ive ever drinkin"
"Dis why I dont need yo ass"
"I use it spear-re-od-ically"
"window seal"
 
ThumbTard rapidly gaining hella weight and packing all the flabby, porky fatass pounds on right along with Bigass Hamber is so.......hilariously poetic in some sort of universal karmic justice bullshit way. lmao forever.

She sought out a huge fatty trailertrash-rich landwhale to leech off of so she could quit her job and coast through life as a lazy, jobless grifting beggar - and now she is just as fat and miserable and sloppy as the Cunt she is sucking her only hope for life from. Top kek
 
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This year’s Optavia arc: weight loss gummies. Come on wellness scam artists, make it happen.
 
Even if she was tempted, I don't think she could resist defending her words & actions in a blatantly obvious way. Her socks in her comment section can be sniffed out in just a few comments as she doesn't have the ability to change up any aspect of her written style at all. But that would be funny.

After reading & snivelling over the last reply, I must do the right thing & offer up to the Farm Fam my deepest & most humble apologies. If I try real hard, maybe I can be as humble & apologetic as Amber. I DO forget how hard her life is, poor thing. Between her mentulz & the heroic effort getting from Point A to Point B, it's ridiculous of me to think that life's little habits & minor irritations can be anything other than overwhelmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen for her.
 
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Someone that some people suspected to be either Becky or a white knight once spammed the board for an hour or two by giving everyone autistic ratings before getting banned. This was I think two years ago? Amber herself? Not yet.
 
In her latest 20 min video she doesn't mention the new weight loss journey she's been on since October, or the 52.8 pounds that she allegedly loss. So I looked up her stupid weight loss instagram and, of course, it's dead. There's two posts, one from Jan 5 and Feb 1. Plenty of people are still commenting on both posts but Amber is nowhere to be found. Rip pineapleepinup
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
In her latest 20 min video she doesn't mention the new weight loss journey she's been on since October, or the 52.8 pounds that she allegedly loss. So I looked up her stupid weight loss instagram and, of course, it's dead. There's two posts, one from Jan 5 and Feb 1. Plenty of people are still commenting on both posts but Amber is nowhere to be found. Rip pineapleepinup
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I find it odd that she's still clinging on to that pineappleepinup IG in her recent video like it matters.

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Just remove it, Fat AL; we know you gave up right after you started.
 
In her long list of various social media handles her "business" Email addy always makes me smirk just a little.

What business would that be, Amber? Hoping companies will reach out to you for sponsorships? A handy way for feeders to contact you? A music artist thinking you're just what they need as a featured back up dancer when they drop their next video?

More likely it's a fake flex she hopes will remind us in a subtle way that she's a Serious, Growed Up Adult.

We see you, Boo-boo.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
In her long list of various social media handles her "business" Email addy always makes me smirk just a little.

What business would that be, Amber? Hoping companies will reach out to you for sponsorships? A handy way for feeders to contact you? A music artist thinking you're just what they need as a featured back up dancer when they drop their next video?

More likely it's a fake flex she hopes will remind us in a subtle way that she's a Serious, Growed Up Adult.

We see you, Boo-boo.
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Feeders asking for her venmo or paypal, I imagine. I mean really, when she's whoring herself out - for free - trying to get sponsored by the Coldest Water bottle or Freshly, why would they bother. If I were a company with a product of some kind, I'd offer it to the larger, well known "influencers" (JFC how I hate that term) and rely on idiots/the most gullible and copycat YTers/bloggers/etc. like Big Al to copy whatever the big guys were doing, as they are desperate to try to keep up with the Joneses, thereby giving me more exposure without it costing a cent.
 
Kikomobi said:
Well, I wonder if her nerves are as sensitive as a normal person's...
It is extremely surprising how mobile she is though. She must have the genetics of a super athlete or sum, her body confuses an scares me. Honestly, I would love to study her from a scientific point of view, her biology is fascinating.
Makes the fat suit theory more unnerving, however.
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This is just my scientific opinion, but she clearly has the same elite athlete genetics as two-time Ironman nominee Ragen Chastain. ALR needs to use her unrivaled attributes and channel it into the world of 5km marathons and a strict training schedule of taking a dozen photos on the same day.
 
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