🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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twi1992 said:
Anytime Amber dances, I'm confused. I can't tell whether she's trying to be cute and quirky like how she intentionally mispronounces word, is dancing because she's an attention seeking try hard or whether she really believes she's doing something because she was a "dancer" (sure, girl, okay. 🙄) as a child.
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Not just any dancer, you haydur asshole. She was a HIP-HOP dancer. Just imagine her twerking. Go ahead.*


*Brain bleach is in the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom.
 
Personally think ole Benzo needs to get off the high horse about being shown in vids if she still wants her crayons and T shirts.
If big Al's channel took a dive- she couldn't sit around the house in zombie state all day. But then I suppose both of them would get on SSI. And that process takes time.
What the fuck would they do in the meantime? I don't see Rickie keeping their sped asses up.
 
I guess Becky is just as prickly as Amber is when it comes to people pointing out she's packing the pounds back on and she's not doped up enough to stop herself from reading what people would have to say about her fat ass.

If only there were something they could do to prevent people from commenting about how they're gaining weight.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Not just any dancer, you haydur asshole. She was a HIP-HOP dancer. Just imagine her twerking. Go ahead.*


*Brain bleach is in the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom.
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ADHD said:
I guess Becky is just as prickly as Amber is when it comes to people pointing out she's packing the pounds back on and she's not doped up enough to stop herself from reading what people would have to say about her fat ass.

If only there were something they could do to prevent people from commenting about how they're gaining weight.
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I'm honestly not convinced Becky has very good eading comprehension.

I tend to think Hamboat would read her comments and preface them with something along the lines of: "omg baaabeeee look what this person said about you, isn't that sssthooooo mean". This would be a very effective way for Albert to keep becky self conscious and despondent enough to never consider trying to leave.

That being said, i don't think Hamboat is cognitively aware thats why she is doing it, more she does it automatically because of her horrible personality.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Now, now. You know Big Al reads the Farms. What are you doing, using big words like "panoply"? I mean, it isn't like there's any resource at hand she could use to understand what that means.
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"Pan...o-plie? Panawepoly? Panopoley? Obviously I've played that board game before, like whuuuut"

okay i had to look it up too
 
Kikomobi said:
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As funny as this is, I find it veeeeeeeeeeery hard to believe that she's unaware how huge she is. I feel like a fatty when I feel jiggly and she's significantly larger. You're not feeling gross shaking that shelf ass and wabbling your arm flaps, gorl?
 
twi1992 said:
As funny as this is, I find it veeeeeeeeeeery hard to believe that she's unaware how huge she is. I feel like a fatty when I feel jiggly and she's significantly larger. You're not feeling gross shaking that shelf ass and wabbling your arm flaps, gorl?
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Well, I wonder if her nerves are as sensitive as a normal person's...
It is extremely surprising how mobile she is though. She must have the genetics of a super athlete or sum, her body confuses an scares me. Honestly, I would love to study her from a scientific point of view, her biology is fascinating.
Makes the fat suit theory more unnerving, however.
 
Moonpie said:
Personally think ole Benzo needs to get off the high horse about being shown in vids if she still wants her crayons and T shirts.
If big Al's channel took a dive- she couldn't sit around the house in zombie state all day. But then I suppose both of them would get on SSI. And that process takes time.
What the fuck would they do in the meantime? I don't see Rickie keeping their sped asses up.
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“High” horse...
Nice one.
 
Kikomobi said:
Well, I wonder if her nerves are as sensitive as a normal person's...
It is extremely surprising how mobile she is though. She must have the genetics of a super athlete or sum, her body confuses an scares me. Honestly, I would love to study her from a scientific point of view, her biology is fascinating.
Makes the fat suit theory more unnerving, however.
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I chalk it up to the body's inherent need to not die. Think about it: people can be drug addicts, smokers, anorexic or alcoholics for years before anything significant happens to their health. Sure, Amber is way larger and at a higher risk for problems but it doesn't change the fact that the human body tries its hardest to prevent bad things from happening until it literally is unable to. I don't buy for a second that there's nothing wrong with her - at the very, very least she has to be pre-diabetic or have elevated blood pressure - but she's young, her body is in overdrive to keep her functional but it's not at the point of failure (yet).
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Now, now. You know Big Al reads the Farms. What are you doing, using big words like "panoply"? I mean, it isn't like there's any resource at hand she could use to understand what that means.
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C’mon KF, panoply is a word often used by Amber. I am sure she said in the past:”Hi guise, I’ll show you my panoply of journals. Some people have way more journals than me.”
 
Turd Fergusson said:
C’mon KF, panoply is a word often used by Amber. I am sure she said in the past:”Hi guise, I’ll show you my panoply of journals. Some people have way more journals than me.”
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You forgot to add the almost guaranteed four mispronounciations of the word and her giggling off because she's soooooooo cute and quirky.
 
twi1992 said:
I chalk it up to the body's inherent need to not die. Think about it: people can be drug addicts, smokers, anorexic or alcoholics for years before anything significant happens to their health. Sure, Amber is way larger and at a higher risk for problems but it doesn't change the fact that the human body tries its hardest to prevent bad things from happening until it literally is unable to. I don't buy for a second that there's nothing wrong with her - at the very, very least she has to be pre-diabetic or have elevated blood pressure - but she's young, her body is in overdrive to keep her functional but it's not at the point of failure (yet).
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I mean she's been fucking massive her entire life. Her body literally doesn't know anything different, even though humans were not designed to be so large.

Gorl needs to be careful though, her age is going to make everything she does even more dangerous. She can't keep living life like she's 21 and expect to have no health issues.
 
twi1992 said:
Thanks, fam. I'll leave you half of the bleach and meet you in hell.
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I reserved room 666 for all of us assholes. Open bar!


Kikomobi said:
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Yes, like this! Now, imagine it in spandex (courtesy of Omar's), bent over, shelf ass in your face. That should induce a few nightmares.

Turd Fergusson said:
C’mon KF, panoply is a word often used by Amber. I am sure she said in the past:”Hi guise, I’ll show you my panoply of journals. Some people have way more journals than me.”
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"You might even say some people have rather a dearth of journals, in fact."

LOL. While I'm sure Big Al has all the words, alas, they are all the stupid ones. But I'd willingly sit through ads on a video where she was given words to pronounce - and not the super hard stuff, just words like this one. Panoply.
 
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