🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[canadiancxnt]

WTF is that filter supposed to be?

Our gorl being super thoughtful and thinking of NCoV-19 victims?

Nah, just another filter to attempt (and fail) to hide her massive face.

Edit: ninja'd by @meowmix. I, too, would like to see our gorl in China. Could you imagine the looks on their faces - having the Americans bring the zoo to them for once?

 

[FatalTater]

China has enough problems. lol Don't wish Fat Amber on them!

Fat Amber speaks slowly to stretch her videos out so she can fit more ads in.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Probably about 110. She is a dainty princess, after all.



WTF is that filter supposed to be?

wuflu filter? Maybe the new Munchie chic look?

 

[marjoram]

From Facebook:
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Since her hair is down, it's likely she just got her monthly hosedown from Beggy, just in time for V-day.

I dunno......that looks like an old picture to me, with the filter added.
Is Big Al trying to keep the bad germies out or in??

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

maybe when she finally keels over china will pay to have her shipped over and used as a long term fuel source

 

[Moonpie]

maybe when she finally keels over china will pay to have her shipped over and used as a long term fuel source

Or they can ship her to the Mutter Museum as an exhibit for those oak tree lahgs of hers.

Who the fuck is going on 30 using those dumb ass filters? Her brain is stuck at 13.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Also the mask in that filter doesn’t even fit her massive face which makes it even more ridiculous

 

[mekalekahi]

I dunno......that looks like an old picture to me, with the filter added.
Is Big Al trying to keep the bad germies out or in??

That does look old. She looks younger and her face looks smaller unless the filter shaved the fat down.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Farewell Ambers eyebrows, we barely knew yee

Happy Valentines Day, gorls

 

[mental gymnastics]

Farewell Ambers eyebrows, we barely knew yee
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You know damn well she’s waiting for the “you don’t need makeup baby, you’re beautiful!” comments to come flying around.

Try going 45 days without a Snapchat filter, bitch.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Amber doesn’t even leave the house. What the fuck does she “need” makeup for? At least get Becky to wash her face since she can’t even follow the instructions on the Cetaphil bottle

 

[canadiancxnt]

Gotta prove to the hayduuuuuuurs that Beggy's still around, I guess.

 

[Moonpie]

Brows are gone but that wort's looking bigger than ever.

 

[mekalekahi]

She must have prefilmed this one then because she had a full face of makeup 41 days ago. This is why it makes no sense for you to own all that makeup.

Are we supposed to believe that she didnt cake her face for date night with D&D recently?

 

[Strong Tomato]

Farewell Ambers eyebrows, we barely knew yee
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Happy Valentines Day, gorls ❤

It's disturbing how small her nose and lips are compared to her massive moon face.

But, It's probably one of those filters that makes you look like a fucking baby by shrinking your features and enlarging your eyes, cause she really need to make herself look even more like a giant toddler.

 

[lottalove]

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Gotta prove to the hayduuuuuuurs that Beggy's still around, I guess.

The thousand-yard-stare. Looking right through you. Beyond all hope. She gone. Happy Valentines.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

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Gotta prove to the hayduuuuuuurs that Beggy's still around, I guess.

Awwww looks like the bear Destiny got for A...Dana 3 years ago! Hey Becky hey Becky hey Becky

 

[dingobaby]

Going without makeup for 45 days? I know she must miss Destiny on Valentines day, but counting the days since she's seen her?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

That's the "I'm afraid I'm going to get COVID-19 even though I never leave the house and live in bumfuck Kentucky" filter.

I would actually love to see AL in China. Lolz. WhAt Do U MEAn TheRE's No YoUTUbe HerE?

Our gorl being super thoughtful and thinking of NCoV-19 victims?

Nah, just another filter to attempt (and fail) to hide her massive face.

Edit: ninja'd by @meowmix. I, too, would like to see our gorl in China. Could you imagine the looks on their faces - having the Americans bring the zoo to them for once?

wuflu filter? Maybe the new Munchie chic look?

Thanks, y'all. I thought it looked like a mask, but then I thought you know, this looks like Curious George and his idiotic, expressionless face, too. I guess those are both equally stupid things, though, so at least it's fitting for the Dainty Princess of Monticello, Kentucky.

 

[canadiancxnt]

Thanks, y'all. I thought it looked like a mask, but then I thought you know, this looks like Curious George and his idiotic, expressionless face, too. I guess those are both equally stupid things, though, so at least it's fitting for the Dainty Princess of Monticello, Kentucky.

I mean, it doesn't really fit our dainty kween's face, but you're right.