🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fat Amber's going to have to pull out all the stops to compete with Chantal's breakup and whatever the hell Amy's Life Journey keeps doing.
 
Des B* said:
Calling it now that we'll get another mookbong today. Her last 3 uploads have been mukbangs every 2 days.
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It will probably be another 25+ minute one where she eats more than she talks and when she'll talk she'll say absolutely nothing. Passive aggressive cunt, lol.
 
ADHD said:
It will probably be another 25+ minute one where she eats more than she talks and when she'll talk she'll say absolutely nothing. Passive aggressive cunt, lol.
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Don’t forget about the lip smacking. 90% of the content is her smacking and licking her lips.
 
mental gymnastics said:
I don’t know how to embed a video here because I’m an a.utist, but this shit is just on another level. So D and D gifted ALR a photo album of herself! To make it even better, it looks like all those pictures are taken from her Instagram. Wtf, her ex girlfriend and her now fiancé gave her a book that’s full of pictures of Amber + and an occasional picture with her Thumb butler. And the cover is a picture of Amber from like, what, 5 years ago? They even titled it with her name! This is brilliant. Perfect present for the narc. :story:

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PS. Destiny ❤
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How very meta of them. Also telling that they innately understand her favorite topic, and the one in which she is most interested, is herself.
 
I don't think she's giving Freshly quite the endorsement they have in mind. Orgasming over food, to which she's added more isn't the way to sell yourself as a spokesman. Okay, we get it... she wants us to think they're delicious. But wouldn't the company want her to mention how easy they are to order, quick delivery, simple & easy to follow instructions & simple to prepare?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I don't think she's giving Freshly quite the endorsement they have in mind. Orgasming over food, to which she's added more isn't the way to sell yourself as a spokesman. Okay, we get it... she wants us to think they're delicious. But wouldn't the company want her to mention how easy they are to order, quick delivery, simple & easy to follow instructions & simple to prepare?
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She isn't even doing a good job at selling how good their food is. However she prepares it, she makes it look horrible. Very dull and disgusting looking.

You can also tell she doesn't like the food, at all. She might say that's its good but she isn't like rolling her eyes back into her head and moaning and going "mhm mhmmm" after every bite like she does with food she actually enjoys.
 
FatalTater said:
Fat Amber's going to have to pull out all the stops to compete with Chantal's breakup and whatever the hell Amy's Life Journey keeps doing.
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I've watched Amy's life journey almost a year. Seeing her sudden rise in fame and how she is now having trouble keeping up with her lies and now trolling just like amberlynn is so interesting. It's hard to pinpoint why all of us dissecting amberlynn reid is interesting but seeing her influence is not debatable
 
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Wah Wah
 
Alright caught up, is there a way to set up a betting system for her life expectancy and weight gain? Like pay 1:1 if she lives or dies this year.
 
Logical Fallacies said:
I feel like a huge part of Amber's self-esteem is tied to her hair. Sexy women have long hair in her mind. She cares more about the length than about the condition it is in (it's fucking dying). She's not gonna cut it. She's not gonna do anything with it except put it up into a poop bun. Anything else is too much effort.
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Late, but bold of you to assume putting that lenght up in a poopbun isn't effort with her batwings.
 
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