🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's putzing around with her weight loss anyway. But then again, what else is new?

She specified in a Q & A that her current weight loss started on October 8th. Did she start calorie counting, portion control or exercising on that date? Or is it simply the date she fessed up to 572.whatever pounds? Because I'm pretty sure she was still devouring bushels of food a few months back.

When did she actually start the current weight loss effort & what was her weight THAT starting date? What if anything, changed about her eating on October 8th. If she was playing this straight, if she wanted to lead by example and/or inspire - she'd be frank about those pesky little details.

She doesn't want to 'inspire'... that's her code for wanting ass pats & adulation & in her simple, child like mind, she thinks the way to get those are to make losing weight seem easy & magical. After all, unless someone keeps a magic wand for weight loss hidden in a drawer, THEY have to work hard at it. SHE just... wishes her way to weight loss, all the while shoveling in the food making her a Very Special Unicorn. And Lord knows, in her mind, no one can be as special as she is.
 
ADHD said:
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TBH she looks smaller in the December picture. I know the angle isn't exactly the same, but her arm looks smaller, and the under-chin fat looks the same or maybe slightly smaller, as well as the distance from shelf to gunt. This really isn't showing whatever the hell she thinks it shows.

Also it's cute that she updated her IG but didn't update the current weight on it to reflect that she is no longer a dainty 519.6 lbs.
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This almost makes me wonder if she gained. Maybe a private weigh in Wednesday went wrong But that's impossible surely. :tomgirl:
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She specified in a Q & A that her current weight loss started on October 8th. Did she start calorie counting, portion control or exercising on that date? Or is it simply the date she fessed up to 572.whatever pounds? Because I'm pretty sure she was still devouring bushels of food a few months back.
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What happened is that she got a UTI and got super sick, so sick she lost 50lbs. Now she isn't sick anymore and has been stuffing her face at every chance she can get. She is only going to be putting weight on.
 
Aldora said:
What happened is that she got a UTI and got super sick, so sick she lost 50lbs. Now she isn't sick anymore and has been stuffing her face at every chance she can get. She is only going to be putting weight on.
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Very much this. She was on 4 rounds of antibiotics which are hell on the stomach. Then she got tonsillitis or whatever so her throat probably hurt too much to cram down all the things. That's it. Same as last year when she lost a little weight only to come back with a vengeance. She's not getting the asspats she thought she would so she's going to be deep in her mentals and the binge monster will arise like a phoenix.
 
She hasnt cut her hair ... easiest fucking thing on her new year bucket list and it's already february without it, lol
 
For all we know, the guy sitting on the mattress is filming Amberlynn’s car with the right side weighed down and dragging on the road.
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For all we know, the guy sitting on the mattress is filming Amberlynn’s car with the right side weighed down and dragging on the road.
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Didn't bother to smear out the plate number, of course. Not that dingleheads like that deserve privacy on a public road. Oh yeah, isn't that illegal, Amber? It was when that lady filmed you briefly at the vet parking lot. Or does he not matter since he's not you?

Fascist Ferret said:
She hasnt cut her hair ... easiest fucking thing on her new year bucket list and it's already february without it, lol
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With hair that long, you can even cut it yourself by combing it to ... Oh yeah nvm.
 
Fascist Ferret said:
She hasnt cut her hair ... easiest fucking thing on her new year bucket list and it's already february without it, lol
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Of course she hasn't.

From her 2020 resolutions video:
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when it does happen I want it to be a time where I feel like I deserve it because it will be a big change and I want to be able to enjoy it and not just have it be like a chore like oh my god I gotta cut my hair I want it to be more so like I did this I want to reward myself with brand-new hair
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She hasn't earned it yet.

Also she really doesn't want to cut her hair but that topic was getting a lot of traction at the time so she used it for a talking point in her video.
 
Punkinsplice said:
Didn't bother to smear out the plate number, of course. Not that dingleheads like that deserve privacy on a public road. Oh yeah, isn't that illegal, Amber? It was when that lady filmed you briefly at the vet parking lot. Or does he not matter since he's not you?
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I can't wait til someone takes a picture of Fat Amber sitting in the burger king parking lot, license plate and all with the same caption: "only in kentucky". bitch is gonna rage for weeks
 
ADHD said:
Of course she hasn't.

From her 2020 resolutions video:


She hasn't earned it yet.

Also she really doesn't want to cut her hair but that topic was getting a lot of traction at the time so she used it for a talking point in her video.
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She'll make it a huge deal if/when she does it too, but I doubt she'll end up chopping off more than a couple of inches. Histrionic bitches like Amber always end up crying when they get their hair cut, it's like they don't understand that shit grows right back.
 
I feel like a huge part of Amber's self-esteem is tied to her hair. Sexy women have long hair in her mind. She cares more about the length than about the condition it is in (it's fucking dying). She's not gonna cut it. She's not gonna do anything with it except put it up into a poop bun. Anything else is too much effort.
 
Has Amber done any livestreams lately? It seems like she hasn't done one in forever. Did she finally learn from her mistakes (🌈) and realize what a colossal cringy bitch she is live, where it's also harder to keep track of her lies? Or is there another reason? I kind of miss the unedited cringe and occasional trolling by the audience.
 
Don't worry - we know she reads here, so she'll probably do one just because it's her nature to immediately disagree with a thing ("See? Doing a livestream!"), and she also can't help trying to stick it to haydur nation.
 
Calling it now that we'll get another mookbong today. Her last 3 uploads have been mukbangs every 2 days.
 
I don’t know how to embed a video here because I’m an a.utist, but this shit is just on another level. So D and D gifted ALR a photo album of herself! To make it even better, it looks like all those pictures are taken from her Instagram. Wtf, her ex girlfriend and her now fiancé gave her a book that’s full of pictures of Amber + and an occasional picture with her Thumb butler. And the cover is a picture of Amber from like, what, 5 years ago? They even titled it with her name! This is brilliant. Perfect present for the narc. :story:

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PS. Destiny ❤
 
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