🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Has someone made rules to an Amberlynn drinking game yet? I’m getting to the point in the AL universe where I need to pull a Becky and liquor up to watch Amber at this point.
 
xoxo_gossipgorl said:
Has someone made rules to an Amberlynn drinking game yet? I’m getting to the point in the AL universe where I need to pull a Becky and liquor up to watch Amber at this point.
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Unfortunately Amber is so repetitive in all her habits, there are no rules that won’t kill you five minutes in.
 
This is what extreme boredom will do to a man.
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SituationTypeThing said:
I'd suggest making an ambingo grid, but her vocabulary isn't extensive enough to cover all the squares.
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its been done. there's at least two or three floating around that were passed back and forth on Twitter last year, and I'm sure you'll even find a couple made by Farmers in this subforum from circa 2018/2019 if you really felt like looking back...maybe even in this very thread.
 
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TBH she looks smaller in the December picture. I know the angle isn't exactly the same, but her arm looks smaller, and the under-chin fat looks the same or maybe slightly smaller, as well as the distance from shelf to gunt. This really isn't showing whatever the hell she thinks it shows.

Also it's cute that she updated her IG but didn't update the current weight on it to reflect that she is no longer a dainty 519.6 lbs.
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EDIT: Here's an actual comparison picture that means something, Amber. You might recognize her, it's Amy Slaton.
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