🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Birthday Dickpunch said:
That's... a sadly common one, along with "Oldtimers". I've never been sure if "Oldtimers" people are just trying to be cute about old people and dementia or if they just don't know the word, but I figure "Alltimers" people heard that and are just dumb.
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It's honestly difficult to pronounce it,but I feel it's insulting if you don't even try.Especially if she worked in an elderly home before ( But we all know how that went,why am I even surprised).
 
Amber's hash-tag-game would be strong, had she not lifted all that from some other deathfat--hence the keto and gym bullshit
 
It was fun while it lasted, gorls. Still hope she addresses this in her video. Would love to see her lose her shit over it.

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dingobaby said:
What/where would you call the beginning of the end for Amber?
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Hard to say,she's a chronic liar...Perhaps the moment she gets a serious health scare,I doubt she'd try to turn herself around.Ofc,she'd instead milk the subject out and keep mentioning it in her videos.Maybe she has no intention of getting better because the idea of victimizing herself on YT seems cooler to her.
 
dingobaby said:
What/where would you call the beginning of the end for Amber?
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Chance Carmicheal was hospitalised with cellulitis and his kidneys failed from it, he survived that one. Then he got a UTI while in recovery at home and was hospitalised again, kidney failure #2 happened. These are things your body does not bounce back from easy and he went home to recover rot, his skin infection never really healing the whole time and always with a drain attached it, and passed, alone at home, of heart failure. It only takes one single event for a cascade of very bad things to happen.
 
a bootiful jung woman said:
Chance Carmicheal was hospitalised with cellulitis and his kidneys failed from it, he survived that one. Then he got a UTI while in recovery at home and was hospitalised again, kidney failure #2 happened. These are things your body does not bounce back from easy and he went home to recover rot, his skin infection never really healing the whole time and always with a drain attached it, and passed, alone at home, of heart failure. It only takes one single event for a cascade of very bad things to happen.
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Yeah I think she won't be able to flim it and Becky the helper is too coked up to film it so what will happen is she'll slowly drag out the uploads untill one day it stops and after spergs on reddit message Becky, she'll put out a obuitary and thus will end the amber saga ,the human embodiment of poop bun
 
Bowling Ball-gate is one of my favorite of Amberlynn’s lesser “scandals”. Grats to whomever did the shoop on that one. People on Twitter are swearing they remember her posting it.

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“Anyone who knows me knows I wouldn’t say something like that.” Really Amber? You say ridiculous things all the time.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Yeah I think she won't be able to flim it and Becky the helper is too coked up to film it so what will happen is she'll slowly drag out the uploads untill one day it stops and after spergs on reddit message Becky, she'll put out a obuitary and thus will end the amber saga ,the human embodiment of poop bun
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I still have hopes that Eric, Rafe or D&D will try to cash some coins and will give us the details of Hambo's last moments.
 
ADHD said:
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Even if she is rigging her weigh ins it's worth it to see certain hambeast reactors losing their shit over it.
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Hmmm as I thought, bitch 100% rigged the scale or used old footage!

Note she doesn't say 'its not possible for me to rig a weigh-in' rather 'I can't rig a weigh-in as much as people think I can' - that's not a firm denial, if she'd left it at the italic text it would be, however the bolded text (ironically likely added to make her look 'suuuper honest') actually makes it a weak denial at best, and more than that it's a deflection...we all know if she can tare a scale by a pound she can tare it by 50 and she doesn't deny being able to rig a weigh-in just the degree

Hell there's not even any proof it's Albert on the scale!
I can think of a few of her hangers-on who've got to be getting on for 519 🤷


a834604 said:
Late to the vet talk, but generally after the first year dogs should visit the vet once a year and cats every three years, unless an outdoor cat which is once a year. That's the standard, unless the pet gets ill or injured or senior (for chihuahua 8 years is not senior).
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Surely animals go to the vet when sick or injured? 'Check-ups' sure ain't a thing here
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Yeah I think she won't be able to flim it and Becky the helper is too coked up to film it so what will happen is she'll slowly drag out the uploads untill one day it stops and after spergs on reddit message Becky, she'll put out a obuitary and thus will end the amber saga ,the human embodiment of poop bun
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Imagine a GoFundMe for an extra large coffin. :story:
 
StrawberryDouche said:
There is no "community" consensus on do we or do we not care about her health. We aren't AMBER NEEDS INPATIENTers if that's what you're asking.

Like all mortals, she's going to die no matter what. I prefer her to be as fat as possible because the fatter she is the funnier it is. Most of us are here to laugh at her, her orbiters, and the hadyur nation that sprang from her fatty folds.
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I don't know about the rest of you but I was delighted to hear she claimed to have lost some weight and the wasn't as sick anymore!


I was starting to feel worried she would croak before my prediction date. 🧙‍♂️
 
MuchoMochiMan said:
....how is the pulse of this community?

....I'm kind of over the altruism

So do people still care or are we all just playing the waiting game?
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A) Just above dead

B) Altruism? Eh?

C) We're Kiwi Farms. We're running a book on when she'll kick the bucket.
 
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