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She claims she lost 18.2 lbs in January. So she gained back 40lbs basically?
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She claims she lost 18.2 lbs in January. So she gained back 40lbs basically?
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Ah yes, no original bone in Amber's big body. Even her childhood traumas are copy pasted.
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Been lurking here since 2018 and you grew on me,guysThanks
We'll be a good noodle, read the rules and don't be exceptional.welcome to the farms
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I am baffled by the bowling ball accusation as well, but two things came to mind:
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but with babbyamber.
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If that's where she got it. It completely fits her MO.
woe is me. I was molested, being fat and avoiding the doc isnt my laziness or retardation, I'm making myself ugly (ignore how vain I am) and avoiding reliving my trauma...
The rest of the 55 lbs lost was at the end of last year, not this year, so she wouldn't chart it for this year
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How else is a doctor supposed to pick up a heavy spherical object?
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lol calm down
Did you leave your thinking cap at home or do you usually have issues paying attention? Pop another Adderall and open your ears. The bitch started losing weight in Oct, maintained in Dec, and in Jan lost 18.2 for a total of 50+ elbees. That is, if we are to believe her...
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Don't let any of this recent fuckery distract you from the fact that amberlynn once called Alzheimers "Alltimers"
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Did anyone else notice that it says "Ass me anything". Not "Ask". I'm starting to think this was a photoshop.
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Even if it is photoshop, this image created the best Amberism of 2020 so far and made shit interesting after her "weight loss" premiere.
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That's... a sadly common one, along with "Oldtimers". I've never been sure if "Oldtimers" people are just trying to be cute about old people and dementia or if they just don't know the word, but I figure "Alltimers" people heard that and are just dumb.
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god now you've done it, you've gone and made me appreciate kiwi farms.
I hope the ask was photoshopped tbh. Imagine how (even more)dumbfounded AL would be when she wakes up at 3PM to find her inbox flooded with pooptouchers making references to her BowlingDoctor trauma she knows nothing about.
"BAYBEEEE, why is everyone calling me a gutter ball? Like, whuuuut?"
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Hey look we've become GOMI. That's great.If anybody out there has been lurking long enough to be an asset to the forum, I thought i would point out that the username Pineapple Pinup appears to be wide open.
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She should get in touch with LifeByJen for loads of keto tips and inspiration!
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#gym ?
lmao this fatassed cunt could and absolutely did never.
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I would guess it'd be "2 in the pink and 1 in the stink"!! Now I can't get that shit out of my head!!!
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Actually, in Amber's case, it would be "one in the pink and two in the stink," since she has such a dainty hole.