🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I really hope any doctors in her area are smart enough to not be alone with a patient when doing exams, because with no witnesses a claim like that could destroy a career.

Also I call bullshit. When was Fat Amber small enough to be picked up one-handed? Age 2? She expects us to believe she remembers stuff from that age?
 
mekalekahi said:
So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?
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How young would she have to have been for her to have been light enough for a doctor to lift her up like that? Jesus Christ.
 
This has got to rank as one of the most preposterous things she's ever said. I wonder if anyone actually believes this shit or if she's simply trialing even more blatant bullshit to see what she can get away with?
 
I think maybe she means they picked her up by putting one hand on her head and one on her crotch if she was small enough but the shocker theory is the funniest thing I have seen today.
 
log_breath said:
I think maybe she means they picked her up by putting one hand on her head and one on her crotch if she was small enough but the shocker theory is the funniest thing I have seen today.
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But why would you pick up a child like the anyway? I'm seriously perplexed by what the fuck she means
 
Back on r/Amberlynn, there were people who used to say that when Amber was in foster care she had more fingers in her than a bowling ball. I wonder if that's where she picked up the phrase.
 
mekalekahi said:
So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?
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We saw a picture of her as a baby, she was a FAT double chin Cartman look like ass baby, poor Dr will had a disc hernia after "picking" her up.
The trauma was probably about the Dr having to ask help to lift the baby Hambo.
 
Someone posted this on Twitter. It’s from a book by Howard Stern.

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I wonder why she keeps making those excuses that do not make sense. She could have said that she hates going to the doctor. Loads of people hate going to the doctors. Same thing when she was asked about Twinkie. She said that she goes to the vets monthly, when we know that she does not.
 
Concerned Vagino-American said:
Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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She wouldn't know what that means, shes a moron. Secondly, the last two lines look shopped the third and last line are not lined up properly.
She would never say that on snapcunt whatsoever, so either its shopped by some hag with one two many merlots in her on her sad Friday night, OR Iw U z HaCkEd
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I wonder why she keeps making those excuses that do not make sense. She could have said that she hates going to the doctor. Loads of people hate going to the doctors. Same thing when she was asked about Twinkie. She said that she goes to the vets monthly, when we know that she does not.
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Exactly. Regardless of who you are, no one really wants to be asked a bunch of questions and examined while sitting on cold paper. We don’t need to know that her doctor stuck his fingers in three of her holes and then bowled a strike with her.
 
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