🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tbh I'd make my next goal "be able to be weighed by scale" instead of spending money on one to get my specific weight. Like, if you're over 500 lbs, why do you need to know specifically how much? You're a fat fuck either way
 
Just a comparison of Amberlynn’s old weight loss Instagram with her new one. My questions are: what’s with the diamond emojis? Why not use the old account? Why have a separate account for weight loss at all?

This is the issue with her. The weight loss has to be a big production with January 1st angle reveals, Optavia, multiple Instagram accounts, etc.

In the photo caption from the first account she says “I know I’m dying, so please don’t tell me anything I don’t already know” yet she’s remained 500+ lbs for over a YEAR since.
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letericajones said:
Just a comparison of Amberlynn’s old weight loss Instagram with her new one. My questions are: what’s with the diamond emojis? Why not use the old account? Why have a separate account for weight loss at all?

This is the issue with her. The weight loss has to be a big production with January 1st angle reveals, Optavia, multiple Instagram accounts, etc.

In the photo caption from the first account she says “I know I’m dying, so please don’t tell me anything I don’t already know” yet she’s remained 500+ lbs for over a YEAR since.
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Shes the type of person who think that "I'm sorry" is the end, not the beginning, of making up for a mistake... now what do I mean by that? Well, some people make mistakes, learn from them, try to better themselves, and when they say they're sorry after realizing they've done wrong, they dont move on... they work harder. When she tries "new starts" through new diets and social media accounts, whatever, shes trying to push aside her mistakes, for people to stop holding her accountable, "yes I've made mistakes before but now is different" but what's different? The circumstances, maybe, but she wont change how she acts. She doesnt want to scrutinize or criticize herself. She wants the dopamine of starting a journey, not the satisfaction from growing and setting out on the journey.
 
Fascist Ferret said:
Tbh I'd make my next goal "be able to be weighed by scale" instead of spending money on one to get my specific weight. Like, if you're over 500 lbs, why do you need to know specifically how much? You're a fat fuck either way
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You have a point. But really, these are people who can gain or lose 30-50+ pounds in short periods and no one including themselves can even tell. No one needs a scale more than these people, especially considering their heavy denial and complete inability to measure when it comes to following a diet. Plus they usually live in tarps so they don't have the same sense of "wow I've been having a lot of pizza and beer lately and my pants feel tight" as a normal person.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
You have a point. But really, these are people who can gain or lose 30-50+ pounds in short periods and no one including themselves can even tell. No one needs a scale more than these people, especially considering their heavy denial and complete inability to measure when it comes to following a diet. Plus they usually live in tarps so they don't have the same sense of "wow I've been having a lot of pizza and beer lately and my pants feel tight" as a normal person.
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I'm sorry, I'm a bit confused. So what difference would a scale make if they are still going to eat unhealthy portions? Are you saying that they should weigh and see that their weight keeps going up, or that they should weigh their food...? What's the utility?
 
How does a doctor "pick you up like a bowling ball"? I seem to be suffering from a lack of imagination this evening.
 
All I can picture is a doctor pulling "the shocker" and scooping her up. That sure would be traumatic, if it happened. I'd like to see whatever doc was strong enough to pick up fatty mcgee there one-handed, even as a kid.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Oh Lord, think I just figured it out but that makes zero sense.
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Yeah I think I figured it out too. Did this pig seriously just accuse a doctor of finger raping her?

"Oh you guys just make so many assumptions, that's just crazy to me!" Well Amber, you pick up a bowling ball by sticking two fingers and your thumb inside of it, so if that's not what you meant, you should have phrased it differently.
 
If anybody out there has been lurking long enough to be an asset to the forum, I thought i would point out that the username Pineapple Pinup appears to be wide open. :biggrin:

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ADHD said:
Yeah I think I figured it out too. Did this pig seriously just accuse a doctor of finger raping her?

"Oh you guys just make so many assumptions, that's just crazy to me!" Well Amber, you pick up a bowling ball by sticking two fingers and your thumb inside of it, so if that's not what you meant, you should have phrased it differently.
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I used the wrong word.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
How does a doctor "pick you up like a bowling ball"? I seem to be suffering from a lack of imagination this evening.
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Birthday Dickpunch said:
All I can picture is a doctor pulling "the shocker" and scooping her up. That sure would be traumatic, if it happened. I'd like to see whatever doc was strong enough to pick up fatty mcgee there one-handed, even as a kid.
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Am I evil for laughing? I cant stop, send help
 
ADHD said:
Yeah I think I figured it out too. Did this pig seriously just accuse a doctor of finger raping her?

"Oh you guys just make so many assumptions, that's just crazy to me!" Well Amber, you pick up a bowling ball by sticking two fingers and your thumb inside of it, so if that's not what you meant, you should have phrased it differently.
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Well, if he picked her up like a bowling ball (doubtful as fuck), I at least hope he tossed her down the hallway for a Strike and not a 7-10 split.

Chamaelirium said:
If anybody out there has been lurking long enough to be an asset to the forum, I thought i would point out that the username Pineapple Pinup appears to be wide open. :biggrin:

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Sweet! But, I'm sticking with Slappy.
 
Fascist Ferret said:
I'm sorry, I'm a bit confused. So what difference would a scale make if they are still going to eat unhealthy portions? Are you saying that they should weigh and see that their weight keeps going up, or that they should weigh their food...? What's the utility?
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I was assuming that anyone who's super-massively fucking fat (i.e. in the market for 750 lb capacity scales) would at least be attempting to do something about it, but that admittedly might be a mistaken assumption. I just meant that people who eat that much and get that huge are in obvious need of objective measuring tools because clearly their intuition is shit.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
I was assuming that anyone who's super-massively fucking fat (i.e. in the market for 750 lb capacity scales) would at least be attempting to do something about it, but that admittedly might be a mistaken assumption. I just meant that people who eat that much and get that huge are in obvious need of objective measuring tools because clearly their intuition is shit.
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Even if they get those tools. They might just ignore them or excuse them away. Like amber. Who has such fancy tech but is still a fat fuck lol
 
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