🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[marjoram]

Remember, she doesn't give a fuck if you all believe in her weight loss, haydurs! And is she seriously asking if people trust her or if they just see her as a joke? Delusionlynn, can't make this shit up

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"Relationship" in quotes. "That's supposed to matter, right"? See Big Al? This right here. THIS is why people hate yer fat ass. You have obvious contempt for your audience. The people who directly allow you to live your gluttonous lifestyle. And of course most people think you're a joke, you've spent 6 years on a weight gain "journey" on a weight loss channel. Lying your ass off . How else could people see you?
Not to mention you're just a horrible human being, if you didn't have cash even your "friends" couldn't stand to be around you. You are a shrieking nightmare, a circus sideshow, accept it.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

She takes her animals to the vet a few times a year but back in October, when they were at the vet weighing Twinkie, Amber had all sorts of questions for the employee regarding Twinkie's weight and age. Amber sounded completely clueless, not like someone who takes their dog to the vet "quite a few times a year"

 

[ADHD]

Why should people believe she's lost weight when she refuses to weigh in?

She looks like she may have lost a bit in her face/neck, but that could just be due to angles and the camera she uses to film. So she can claim she's lost a bunch but when people see her videos and then see her looking even bigger when Eric films her that just makes her claims of weight loss look like pigshit. It would all make a lot more sense if she were to admit she'd passed the 600 lb mark and has spent the last few months trying to work to get back down below that point, but if she's sticking to the claim that she's never been above 572.4, her claim of having lost a bunch of weight just isn't believable. She is noticeably much more than 12.4 lbs larger than in her January 2019 video where she announced her weight was 560 lbs.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

This "I'll be their punching bag" schtick is reminiscent of Boogie's spiel about taking it all from the trolls so others won't suffer.

That always confused me.... are people not able to laugh at different idiots at once? Does laughing at amber mean I wouldn't hate other fat fucks like sargon? No, not really. Theres plenty of love to go around.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

@DefCon Dumb, I totally agree. We never get to see all this elusive support she gets through private DMs.

Well, duh. They all live in Canada and we wouldn't know them.

 

[AmbiTron]

This is the support she gets in DMs.

Random: Hey Amber! u r such an inspiration to me, i weigh 900 pounds and i can only hope to be as skinny and cute as you someday, keep up the good work and dont worry i eat way more than u so ur good

 

[Xenomorph]

Why should people believe she's lost weight when she refuses to weigh in?

She looks like she may have lost a bit in her face/neck, but that could just be due to angles and the camera she uses to film. So she can claim she's lost a bunch but when people see her videos and then see her looking even bigger when Eric films her that just makes her claims of weight loss look like pigshit. It would all make a lot more sense if she were to admit she'd passed the 600 lb mark and has spent the last few months trying to work to get back down below that point, but if she's sticking to the claim that she's never been above 572.4, her claim of having lost a bunch of weight just isn't believable. She is noticeably much more than 12.4 lbs larger than in her January 2019 video where she announced her weight was 560 lbs.

Exactly, she even admitted whenever she is asked if she lost weight she ALWAYS says she's losing even when she knows shes gaining, simply so she doesnt have to get the business from people.

 

[C3PBRO]

She takes her animals to the vet a few times a year but back in October, when they were at the vet weighing Twinkie, Amber had all sorts of questions for the employee regarding Twinkie's weight and age. Amber sounded completely clueless, not like someone who takes their dog to the vet "quite a few times a year"

To be honest I think she was asking deliberately leading questions while filming the vet (without their knowledge or consent, I might add), so that she can say to her audience, "see! I talk to my vet about Twinkie's health because I care!"... despite everything she said being fucking retàrded.

 

[Xenomorph]

To be honest I think she was asking deliberately leading questions while filming the vet (without their knowledge or consent, I might add), so that she can say to her audience, "see! I talk to my vet about Twinkie's health because I care!"... despite everything she said being fucking retàrded.

Amber always knows best, like when she insinuated that Twinko being 13 pounds was normal and not that heavy. Imagine those two boulders rolling into that office talking about weight being hulthy.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's almost 7 - she should have rolled out of her swamp & be stuffing her gob by now. I wonder if we'll be treated this evening to a dissertation about her great many fans who Buh-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE her when she says she's losing weight.

Bitch, ya ain't losing weight until *I* see a proper weigh in on YT.

 

[mekalekahi]

I do think shes lost a small amount. Maybe a bit more than the 20 she lost back in April 2019 so maybe like 35. I said it before but her food intake was slowed a bit by Becky's driving abilities and being sick. Shes also shook by Becky losing.

Before she starts gloating and dangling how great shes done over her viewers she needs to KEEP the weight shes lost off and KEEP losing. Shes acting exactly like she did April of last year where she lost 20 lbs and acted like her binging and food addiction was over.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I do think shes lost a small amount. Maybe a bit more than the 20 she lost back in April 2019 so maybe like 35. I said it before but her food intake was slowed a bit by Becky's driving abilities and being sick. Shes also shook by Becky losing.

Before she starts gloating and dangling how great shes done over her viewers she needs to KEEP the weight shes lost off and KEEP losing. Shes acting exactly like she did April of last year where she lost 20 lbs and acted like her binging and food addiction was over.

Further to all this which I believe to be sound thinking, she's watching The Slatons as well. We know she's jealous as fuck they got a show from her salty livestream, and Amy is losing weight too to make it 100x worse. Amber engaging her own version of her weightloss doctors plan from last year will sure show everybody she's better than those hillbilly trainwrecks. Maybe jealousy is the motivation that works best for Amber.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I remember her suddenly getting an influx of support a few weeks ago, lol she even got confident enough to do a live stream, it's amazing how quickly she ruined that.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber pulled the "Am I a joke to you" line before, after Amy Slaton did the brilliant parody of her. For the record, YES AMBER YOU ARE A JOKE. Now go cry to someone else.

 

[Wonky Eye]

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She's back to not showering.

Autistic questions (sorry if asked in the past):
How long does she need to stay away from the shower for her hair to get that disgusting?
Mine takes 4-5 days to get noticeably greasy, and it's just the roots, not a good 3-4 inches like hers. Though my scalp doesn't produce lots of sebum which could make it a bit better for her if hers does.
So it got me wondering how her shitty fat diet impacts her sebum production (it just has to), thus how long it takes for her hair to get that nasty, thus just how many days she spends not showering.

In any case, gorl how can you not see how nasty you are before you decide to film and upload on YouTube ? smh.

 

[Cooking Mama]

Autistic questions (sorry if asked in the past):
How long does she need to stay away from the shower for her hair to get that disgusting?
Mine takes 4-5 days to get noticeably greasy, and it's just the roots, not a good 3-4 inches like hers. Though my scalp doesn't produce lots of sebum which could make it a bit better for her if hers does.
So it got me wondering how her shitty fat diet impacts her sebum production (it just has to), thus how long it takes for her hair to get that nasty, thus just how many days she spends not showering.

In any case, gorl how can you not see how nasty you are before you decide to film and upload on YouTube ? smh.

I suppose it would depend on the thickness and how much she sweats. I know someone irl who has somewhat thick hair who has to wash it daily because it gets noticeably greasy fast but they also have oily skin problems, so I imagine that has something to do with it. And they constantly play with their hair throughout the day.

anyways. Dry shampoo exists, amber qorl. And if that’s too expensive baby powder works alright, too but neither are an alternative to actually bathing.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I suppose it would depend on the thickness and how much she sweats. I know someone irl who has somewhat thick hair who has to wash it daily because it gets noticeably greasy fast but they also have oily skin problems, so I imagine that has something to do with it. And they constantly play with their hair throughout the day.

anyways. Dry shampoo exists, amber qorl. And if that’s too expensive baby powder works alright, too but neither are an alternative to actually bathing.

I also think that her hair is way too long for the amount of care that she provides it. Shoulder length would be so much easier to manage.

 

[Cooking Mama]

I also think that her hair is way too long for the amount of care that she provides it. Shoulder length would be so much easier to manage.

Agreed. She wouldn’t want it too short because while it is easier to wash and maintain, it’d get greasier way faster and I’m assuming it’s not her hair that is giving her enough trouble to keep her from bathing often. Oof. So, shoulder length would be probably be best...

Yanno, I’m aware that bathing is something of a huge task for obese people and I’m sure they would shower if they could, but ugh. Besides physical health problems, it can really mess with your mental health, too, which she doesn’t exactly need to happen.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Autistic questions (sorry if asked in the past):
How long does she need to stay away from the shower for her hair to get that disgusting?....So it got me wondering how her shitty fat diet impacts her sebum production (it just has to), thus how long it takes for her hair to get that nasty, thus just how many days she spends not showering.

With her terrible diet and lots of sleeping on pillow mountain, the linens for which are likely not laundered that often? I'd wager just a few days.

In any case, gorl how can you not see how nasty you are before you decide to film and upload on YouTube ? smh.

The same way she looks at herself overall and sees a dainty, svelte princess, I imagine. Since she's always eyefucking herself and making those asinine duck lips, you can tell she thinks she's hawt, even with greasy hair and dandruff falling like lake effect snow in the upper Midwest.

 

[raritycunt]

I thought that particular cunts profile looked familiar and it’s someone from my Instagram. Of course the fat “beauty school drop out” would defend Ambur’s ass.