🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Agrred. I go through cycles because something will happen, and i think, "This is going to be epic!" and then if she bothers to address it we get the verbal equivalent of 17 crying laughing emojis.
 
playuhplay said:
😂Is slaps even thing?
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!
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Slaps used to be a thing. It was also used by children half of our gorl's age (chronological age, but mental age is about the same).
 
playuhplay said:
😂Is slaps even thing?
Whenever she uses slang she sounds like a fifty-something mom who isn't like other moms, she's a cool mom!
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"Whats the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What have you guys been listening to? What are the cool jams?" 😂

Lesbian Sleepover said:
No video since 1/7, she really still salty that the feedback was "these weren't popular questions"
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She's expecting a massive Vlogmas paycheck soon, so she's taking her bi-monthly vacation from doing absolutely nothing to do...more nothing. She only 'works' when funds get low, anyway. Then it's back to the regular schedule of low-effort garbage.

Honestly, I'm glad some reaction channels are starting to branch out. Amber's boring AF, and it's about time the internet stopped rewarding her for it.
 
hamburgerlardraid said:
Slaps used to be a thing. It was also used by children half of our gorl's age (chronological age, but mental age is about the same).
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Was it a thing when everyone had scene hair? Because amber's mental age has never advanced past the chronological age she was at when she had the scene haircut (which, incidentally, she forgot, since she says she's had long hair since she was in middle school).
 
Azshara said:
You must be somewhat new to the Amberverse lol. I was like this with her videos like 2 years ago. She's has just become so painfully boring now I never anticipate her videos. I still try to watch them but sometimes I just play them in the background while doing something else.
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Hard agree.
There are so many new wonderfully horrific fatcows in the beauty parlor, amber pales in comparison.
Some of them are more than happy to show off their every crevice and we here have to hunt for ankle rolls like 18th century perverts.
The ones on youtube upload more often too
 
The UTI thing is only for people with actual dementia. Amber is an idiot but she’s oriented at least x3 said:
Wrong. So many of you proudly share little tidbits that are pure bullshit.
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She thinks she's punishing us by putting it off.
Because she's extremely lazy and
The comments were very harsh(and deserving) the last vid.
I'm wondering what the next content will be.
The weight loss of 3lbs is a joke and she very much got called out for it.
She's on the sock puppets big time in these and Mumbles comments.
She must be BIG mad.
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As she's grown in size over the years, Amber has tried to hold onto her dainty gorl title that Destiny bestowed upon her by dropping thousands of dollars on clothes, purchasing make-up that she never uses, keeping her horse hair long af, etc.
Now that she's also pushing 30 she must keep up with the hip lingo (e.g, shit that James Charles says), listen to ex-Disney actresses and post selfies to sc and ig to keep up the appearance that she's young and cool and uwuuuu~~~ as if she didn't shit her youth away a long time ago.
 
smallmilk said:
Hard agree.
There are so many new wonderfully horrific fatcows in the beauty parlor, amber pales in comparison.
Some of them are more than happy to show off their every crevice and we here have to hunt for ankle rolls like 18th century perverts.
The ones on youtube upload more often too
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Do you have any thread recommendations? I know of the Slaton sisters already, and Chantal who has a humorous overall story but her day-to-day life is kind of boring.
 
Ann Berlin said:
Do you have any thread recommendations? I know of the Slaton sisters already, and Chantal who has a humorous overall story but her day-to-day life is kind of boring.
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The Fat Acceptance thread is a glorious dumpster fire of death and infinifats. The Amy Ramadan thread that @ADHD suggested is a spin off to that thread.

Tess Holliday is a bit of a one trick pony like Amber, but if you want to see what happens when a lying deathfat becomes a model (and burns all bridges), there you go.
 
If you enjoy laughing at ALR you'll probably enjoy Boogie2988 in the same way. Just skim this writeup and go check the thread if it sounds entertaining. He's one of the few cows I can think of who lies more often and less believably than ALR.

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iDontSmileMan said:
I thought she said in her last video that she has next to no self confidence :story:
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She has no self confidence in that Disney live-action movie way where she's skinny, conventionally attractive and the one true love of other hot muscular boys but is also soft spoken and unsure of herself because she's NOT conceited at all you guize. She has trouble saying no to food others.
 
I think the people that do the mukbang channels she watches use the term slaps. She also uses " dead ass" 🙄

Just had the memory of when amber said she loved that song "featuring extention"
 
The only changes we've been seeing in what she uploads is due to the increasing restrictions her weight is placing on her. Unlike past years, no walking to corn mazes or farmers' markets, no dips in Toxic Lake, (she didn't go once this summer) & I think we're seeing fewer Target/Wommart etc., outings. I don't think she's done anything new with makeup, (save for that glitter disaster recently), for some time & we've seen her limited repertoire of 'recipes' several times.

If she was genuinely self-aware & honestly trying to lose weight as well as inspire, even if she was inspiring by doing: "Don't end up being forced to do X this way"; there's a lot of interesting things she could do in videos. Clean a room while alternating standing as tolerated & scooting around on a wheeled office chair & show the hacks she's learned in order to do that. Be honest as to the amount of time/energy she has available to carry out typical activities of daily living. How about, (like Amy), a frank discussion about a shower routine & what she's had to add in terms of extra hygiene practices in order to minimize infection? How does her lymphoedema affect her in terms of pain, movement, etc.

I'm not saying these are fun or comfortable things to talk about but she can do these without humiliating herself too much if she keeps the language & tone objective, presents simple facts, THEN perhaps talks about the emotional toll. The fact that she won't even answer simple questions about any of this or related matters tells me she's still protecting her addiction. You don't talk about this stuff when you're not dealing; you just don't. Part of maintaining the illusion & delusion that you've got this under control is refusing to acknowledge the very real & significant problems associated with the addiction.

Would she get shit on if she admitted her weight loss, (if any), was tiny & that yes, she has significant problems & here's how each is a problem? Probably but if she had the guts to keep it real, she'd be addressing matters that few do & I doubt I'm the only one with both an admittedly morbid and an "I'd just like to know 'cause I like to know stuff" level of curiosity.
 
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ADHD said:
Amy Ramadan. Prepare for children screeching and wonderful recaps by @StrawberryDouche
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I don't want to shit up the amy thread, and I'm not ready to read the whole thing but I need to know (it's not addressed in the initial post): wtf is she advertising on the back of her van? Her youtube channel? Her former daycare? The mug business? Does she just drive around with her IG name on her back window?
 
SituationTypeThing said:
I don't want to shit up the amy thread, and I'm not ready to read the whole thing but I need to know (it's not addressed in the initial post): wtf is she advertising on the back of her van? Her youtube channel? Her former daycare? The mug business? Does she just drive around with her IG name on her back window?
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Her yt channel. It says AMY'S LIFE JOURNEY!!!! YOUTUBE spelled out in red tape.
 
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