🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Don't lose hope. This year might be the year (spoken like the fans of any perennially-losing sports team ever).

She'll never voluntarily check in anywhere that she has to give up control. She's far too narcissistic for that.
 
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I watched 1000 lb sisters on tlc today. It shocked me that both slaton sisters weigh less than or gorl. The smaller one is 400, the forehead one is 608.

I had no idea Ham Berlin was the winner this entire time. She must have tricked me with all the daintiness.
 
Plague Dog said:
Walking a mile might be a reasonable goal. But a mile isn't that different than 2700 steps... so a mile per day or a mile in 20 minutes? Doesn't seem like your goal is more realistic. She could easily get 2700 steps a day, just taking twinkie around the block.
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She can easily hit 2700 steps per day? She's winded after 27 and her back and legs hurt just standing still. Currently, I don't think our gorl is even logging 500 steps per day on average, and I am willing to bet there are some days she doesn't even hit the triple digits. Taking a year to work herself up to a mile did seem more realistic to me. Ah well it's all nonsense anyway (like everything else in Amberland).
 
PB4ZZZ said:
She can easily hit 2700 steps per day? She's winded after 27 and her back and legs hurt just standing still. Currently, I don't think our gorl is even logging 500 steps per day on average, and I am willing to bet there are some days she doesn't even hit the triple digits. Taking a year to work herself up to a mile did seem more realistic to me. Ah well it's all nonsense anyway (like everything else in Amberland).
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Sorry for the power level, but there's no way to get around it. I have some experience trying to get someone in poor physical health to walk more. 1000 steps per day now is very doable. 2000 in spring, 3000 in summer, 4000 in autumn. You can easily start with 1000 steps per day doing small things at home over the 15 hours she's awake. It's less than 100 steps an hour she's awake.
 
Her problem as usual, is delusional over-reach. If anyone was dumb enough to think her health goals were more than fantasy uttered to placate Ambabies, what Plague Dog suggests IS very doable, even with the pain I have no doubt she has when moving at all. 1000 steps a day in increments of 100 an hour combined with steady, weight loss would see her achieving higher totals, a bit at a time. But she's going to stay focused on 2,700, flame out trying that & give up.

Big dreams are nice & often attainable but have to be broken down into manageable steps & that's where she fails. She can fantasize, jot down as many goals as she wants in her journals & planners but doesn't seem capable of defining & carrying out the small steps needed for success.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Every time she pulls something like that, this should be posted

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Jesus christ. I couldn't be bothered to manipulate the skeleton to represent how malformed hers has to be. How can she look at herself and think she's anywhere near healthy? Her hips are propably very splayed, maybe dislocated, and her every joint is strained to maximum. Her spine is likely very compressed, wouldn't be surprised if it's also dislocated in multiple spots. She has done permanent damage on her skeleton and it will never be fixed, no matter how much weight she loses.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Member when she walked waddled for 5 mins in wommart parking lot and rewarded herself with cookies?
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That’s another one of her millions of issues. She thinks just because she accomplished a certain goal. ie steps, 0.2 lb “weight loss,” she deserves a reward in food instead of finding another way like getting her nails done or something.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Her problem as usual, is delusional over-reach. If anyone was dumb enough to think her health goals were more than fantasy uttered to placate Ambabies, what Plague Dog suggests IS very doable, even with the pain I have no doubt she has when moving at all. 1000 steps a day in increments of 100 an hour combined with steady, weight loss would see her achieving higher totals, a bit at a time. But she's going to stay focused on 2,700, flame out trying that & give up.

Big dreams are nice & often attainable but have to be broken down into manageable steps & that's where she fails. She can fantasize, jot down as many goals as she wants in her journals & planners but doesn't seem capable of defining & carrying out the small steps needed for success.
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She makes huge unattainable goals because she doesn’t want to do it, just make appearances that she does.
people who truly want to succeed at something; DO succeed. it’s mind over matter and if your mind ain’t right it don’t matter.
 
Please. Don't call her supporters idiots please.

I have a pure scientific interest in this case. If I pay for it, can she drink an entire 1 gallon KFC tub of gravy in one go without having to stop to breath?
Scientific curiosity wants to know. How far can you push the human body? Where are the limits?
 
Cuckoman said:
Please. Don't call her supporters idiots please.

I have a pure scientific interest in this case. If I pay for it, can she drink an entire 1 gallon KFC tub of gravy in one go without having to stop to breath?
Scientific curiosity wants to know. How far can you push the human body? Where are the limits?
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I believe you have your cows mixed up.
 
Does anybody know the video where she is dancing in her bathroom and wearing that awful cardigan with the fringe at the bottom?
 
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